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Desperate Househusbands
P [L] Norse Dwarf

Norse Dwarfs are a hybrid culture, combining the martial ferocity of the Dwarfs, with the strongly matriarchal (not to say rabidly feminist) culture of neighbouring Norsca.

Accordingly, the Norse Dwarfs spend their days in domestic drudgery, meekly following the dictates of their implacable mistresses.

Renowned for their housework skills, Norse Dwarfs are sought after around the world as mail order husbands.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, when they are allowed onto the pitch for their weekly outing, they transform into one of the most feared teams in all Blood Bowl.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Norse Dwarf Runner
6 3 3 8
Dauntless, Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, Tackle
  12 0 4 0 2 1 21/31 130k
(90+40)k
 
2
Norse Dwarf Runner
6 3 3 8
Dauntless, Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block
  3 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 110k
(90+20)k
 
3
Norse Dwarf Berserker
5 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Tackle
  13 0 1 0 5 2 23/31 130k
(90+40)k
 
4
Norse Dwarf Berserker
5 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Thick Skull
Dodge, Mighty Blow
  12 0 2 0 1 2 18/31 140k
(90+50)k
 
5
Norse Dwarf Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
  8 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
6
Norse Dwarf Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
  6 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 110k
(90+20)k
 
8
Norse Dwarf
5 3 2 8
Block, Thick Skull
  4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
9
Norse Dwarf
5 3 2 8
Block, Thick Skull
Guard
  13 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
10
Norse Dwarf
5 3 2 8
Block, Thick Skull
Guard
  13 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
11
Norse Dwarf
5 3 2 8
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Stand Firm
  13 0 0 0 6 1 17/31 100k
(60+40)k
 
17
Journeyman Norse Dwarf
5 3 2 8
Block, Thick Skull
Loner
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Norse Dwarf
5 3 2 8
Block, Thick Skull
Loner
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
10 players  
Coach: smeborg Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Norse Dwarf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1440k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 160k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1440k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:13 (7/3/3) |TD Diff:9 (18 - 9) |Cas Diff:1 (15/7/4 - 15/5/5)
Last Opponent: Banda Sagrada de Magritta

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Halycon HazeDaemons of Slaanesh990k152/0/080k2 - 0980k81/0/050k13k
Treasure TeamPirates of Sartosa1070k121/0/030k1 - 11180k122/0/080k22k
[SL] Very Evil HobosHobgoblin Slavers1100k80/0/040k1 - 21150k152/0/030k24k
[SL] Boring SundayKurnous1230k91/0/060k0 - 11220k142/1/050k19k
Eastern Steppe ChiefsHobgoblin1180k172/0/150k2 - 01060k93/0/010k20k
Captain PollutionElemental - Air1330k192/1/140k2 - 01120k90/0/230k13k
Cheeky Cheesy ChappiesClan Skryre1250k120/2/060k1 - 01270k60/1/030k20k
Philly BayWitch Elf1310k110/2/040k1 - 01730k50/0/030k26k
Shadows of ShadboltBlood Dragon1340k181/0/160k3 - 01310k71/0/030k23k
Tallahassee RattlersSnakemen1450k80/0/080k1 - 11580k141/0/230k30k
Ghozt ShipEthereal1310k164/0/040k1 - 11500k130/1/180k34k
Mira's MaraudersValkyrie1230k172/0/160k2 - 11450k183/2/010k25k
Banda Sagrada de MagrittaMyrmidia1290k120/2/020k1 - 21680k110/0/060k32k