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Sic Semper Sine Nobilitate
Retired [C] Imperial Nobility

Dear and gentle reader, we live in interesting times... Interesting times bring interesting opportunities. Interesting opportunities bring graft and corruption, bribery in high (and low) places, money-laundering, skullduggery, nepotism, decadence, degeneracy and moral turpitude, along with all conceivable forms of criminal enterprise. Everything is traded and for sale - especially noble titles and high public office.

And so it is, dearest and gentlest of readers, that in our day the once noble ranks of the Blood Bowl playing aristocracy have been filled with vermin, cut-purses, cut-throats, riffraff, scoundrels, impostors, snobs, nouveaux riches, rascals, chancers - indeed every denizen of the worst hives of scum and villainy that this blasted earth has vomited forth.

They make a desert and call it social climbing!

[Note: Not wanting to tax the patience of our dear and gentle reader, we have used the short forms of the once noble titles. For example: "Warden of the Cinque Stadia" in lieu of "His Supreme Excellency Warden of the Cinque Stadia, Marquis of Middenland, Keeper of Nuffle's Sacred Memorabilia (disputed), Bailiff of the Howling Hills Hundreds, Grand Knight of the Order of the Armoured Codpiece, Third Cup-Bearer to His Imperial Majesty, &c., &c.".]

[Addendum: Being well aware that our dearest and gentlest of readers are amused and disturbed in equal measure at the sudden rise to prominence of Bar Steward (Imperial Retainer Lineman), we wish, without casting aspersions, to proffer a plausible explanation. A reliable source informs us that the "birth name" of the recently "promoted" Bar Steward is *cough* Cory Grottysnake. He would not be the first of his ilk to try to so conceal his base, criminal and treacherous origins. Allegations of illegitimacy will cling forever like a foul stench to his name (no doubt a small price to pay). As to whether and which senior member of the team might be his father, we could not possibly comment on so delicate and sensitive a matter.]
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
His Lordship Loadsamoney
Noble Blitzer
7 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Block, Catch
Dodge, Fend, Side Step
   14 0 8 0 3 0 4/ 165k
(105+60)k
  
2
His Grace Gotrichquick
Noble Blitzer
7 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Block, Catch
Dodge, Fend
   13 1 2 0 4 1 5/ 145k
(105+40)k
  
3
The Lord Privy Seal
Bodyguard
6 3 3+ 5+ 9+
Stand Firm, Wrestle
   14 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
4
Warden of the Cinque Stadia
Bodyguard
6 3 3+ 5+ 9+
Stand Firm, Wrestle
   14 0 0 0 0 1 4/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
5
The Lord Chief Match-Fixer
Bodyguard
6 3 3+ 5+ 9+
Stand Firm, Wrestle
   15 0 0 0 0 1 4/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
6
Arch-Steward of the R.A.R.G. ii
Bodyguard
6 3 3+ 5+ 9+
Stand Firm, Wrestle
 n 5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
7
Holder of the Chamberpot
Imperial Thrower
6 3 3+ 3+ 9+
Pass, Running Pass
Sure Hands
 n, n 12 9 1 0 0 0 6/ 95k
(75+20)k
  
8
Master of the Horse
Imperial Thrower
6 3 3+ 3+ 9+
Pass, Running Pass
Leader, Block
 n 14 6 0 0 0 3 4/ 115k
(75+40)k
  
9
The Horse iii
Imperial Retainer Lineman
6 3 4+ 4+ 8+
Fend
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 45k
(45+0)k
  
10
The Groom ii
Imperial Retainer Lineman
6 3 5+ 4+ 8+
Fend
 -ag, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 45k
(0)k
  
11
Lackey ii
Imperial Retainer Lineman
6 3 4+ 4+ 8+
Fend
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 45k
(45+0)k
  
12
Flunky ii
Imperial Retainer Lineman
6 3 4+ 4+ 8+
Fend
Block
 n, m 8 0 0 0 0 1 1/ 55k
(0)k
  
14
Majordomo iii
Imperial Retainer Lineman
6 3 4+ 4+ 8+
Fend
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 45k
(45+0)k
  
15
Charperson
Imperial Retainer Lineman
6 3 4+ 4+ 8+
Fend
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 45k
(45+0)k
  
12 players (+2 players missing next game) Old World Classic
Coach: smeborg Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Imperial Nobility Dedicated Fans: 3  
Current Team Value: 1320k (±330) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 65k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1420k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:15 (3/4/8) |TD Diff:-12 (11 - 23) |Cas Diff:-16 (7/4/1 - 10/15/3)
Last Opponent: Herten

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
[2020]FashionRageBlack Orc1000k50/0/030k0 - 2960k142/0/050k6k
Black Block PowerBlack Orc1000k132/1/035k1 - 2980k151/1/045k5k
KiloTonsChaos Renegade1010k130/0/150k2 - 11010k91/0/040k6k
newblelfDark Elf1100k110/1/050k1 - 11090k90/1/050k8k
VA BB ClubHuman1160k70/0/0100k1 - 01050k00/0/00k9k
Absence of Mr ThrowBlack Orc1260k112/0/075k1 - 01360k61/0/065k13k
Hellpit HorrorSkaven1370k130/0/070k2 - 21350k150/2/070k10k
[C] White rangerHuman1280k111/0/065k1 - 21260k182/1/175k11k
[C] Albion BordrandersOld World Alliance1300k40/0/045k0 - 31210k211/2/175k9k
SLC AvengersAmazon1210k101/0/060k1 - 11130k70/0/060k10k
FFR Old StarsOld World Alliance1310k90/1/045k0 - 31170k222/2/075k9k
Rat Baron bb2020Skaven1030k70/0/060k1 - 3990k200/2/080k10k
[C] White rangerHuman1320k71/0/045k0 - 01400k110/2/145k9k
Orcsome FewsBlack Orc1300k80/1/055k0 - 21250k120/1/075k11k
HertenBlack Orc1350k40/0/050k0 - 11340k90/1/060k10k