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Farmer Ed's Football Goats
Roster [C] Chaos Chosen

They're not touched by Chaos. They can't mutate. They're not half-man, half-anything. They're Farmer Ed's Remarkably Intelligent Football-Playing Goats!

Equipped with naturally goaty strength, agility, and high spirits, and with ingeniously constructed baskets that allow them to carry the ball after picking it up with their teeth, these remarkable animals are the star attraction at carnivals, county fairs, harvest festivals and circus sideshows across the Empire!

(NOTE: Farmer Ed's Remarkably Intelligent Football-Playing Goats are not allowed to enter Middenland, Talabecland or the city of Marienburg due to outstanding warrants.)

You'll lose your heart -- and possibly other organs -- to the brutally playful antics of these clever, plucky goats, who are GUARANTEED not to eat the ball mid-drive! (It hasn't happened for months, we swear!)

GROUND RULES

This team is composed of goats. They're highly trained, yes, but ultimately they're standard barnyard goats and not creatures of Chaos. Therefore, they will not generally take mutations.

There may be occasional exceptions, but these will be explainable by details of the characters -- Crazy Henrik might take Foul Appearance or Disturbing Presence, for example, symbolizing not a gift of Nurgle but the fact that he's just a scary-looking animal. Two Goats in a Coat might take Two Heads. Nobody will take Claw, or Tentacles, or anything like that. Goats don't have tentacles.

Injured players will recuperate and return to the roster as rookies. Dead players will generally stay dead -- except Griff Goaterwald, whose magnificent constitution allows him to recuperate from even the most seemingly mortal injuries, and Farmer Ed, who lost a leg and had to retire but remains the team's head coach and trainer.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Farm Boy Emil
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3+ 5+ 10+   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 100k
(100+0)k
  
2
Farm Boy Caleb
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3+ 5+ 10+   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 100k
(100+0)k
  
3
Griff Goaterwald
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
Block
   4 0 2 0 0 0 0/20 80k
(60+20)k
  
4
Luthor von Darkerbeard
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
5
Crazy Henrik
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
Fend
 n, m 4 0 1 0 0 0 0/20 70k
(0)k
  
6
Two Goats in a Coat
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
7
Boris
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
Block
   4 0 0 0 1 2 4/20 80k
(60+20)k
  
8
Mr. Cud
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
9
Onehorn
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
10
Big Doc
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
12
Mabel the Stable
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
Block
   4 0 0 0 1 1 0/20 80k
(60+20)k
  
17
Ian Hothawk
Journeyman Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
10 players (+1 player missing next game) Favoured of Chaos Undivided
Coach: ahalfling Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Chaos Chosen Dedicated Fans: 1  
Current Team Value: 980k (±150) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1050k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:4 (1/1/2) |TD Diff:-2 (3 - 5) |Cas Diff:-5 (4/2/0 - 4/4/3)
Last Opponent: [BBT11]Kaoottiset Häiskät

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Buy The Clanrats FirstUnderworld Denizens980k71/0/045k0 - 11050k70/1/055k9k
High Moon DuelistsNecromantic Horror880k121/0/065k2 - 1970k111/1/055k9k
Fun Moves FirstSkaven980k102/1/060k0 - 21050k160/1/280k12k
[BBT11]Kaoottiset HäiskätChaos Chosen1010k90/1/040k1 - 11160k173/1/140k6k