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We are NOT ENTERTAINED

~Humans in Comp Division, attempt #1!~

Play us. Become history.

Game 1: WIN vs. brinu_bs' lizards. His bad dice help us steal the ball. Our lucky dodges let us win.

Game 2: WIN vs. Steve's undead. This coach has the most bad-ass coach name on FUMBBL. His dice today.. just ass.

Game 3: WIN vs. Jwhit's rats. Greed plus a trip-skull prevents my counter-score on Turn 8. Rats flee the pitch in the 2nd, giving us 2 scores.

Game 4: WIN vs. Grimfoe's CD. We stall for 8 turns after our squirrel surfs a bull. A mis-click ruins his 2nd half.

Game 5: WIN vs. akaGargamel's pact. His chainsaw was no good. Bad chaos renegade dice almost the whole time.

Game 6: LOSS vs. neilwat's humans. He fouled our ogre to death Turn 1, and was a removal machine ever after. Squirrel failed a dauntless surf.

Game 7: WIN vs. ChinaPau's khorne. We got early cas, which helped us flee the effective monster. They fought hard vs harsh dice.

Game 8: WIN vs. Cayse's khorne. At halftime, we are up men but down a TD. We try for 2 in the 2nd and luck it.

Game 9: WIN vs. ChinaPau's khorne. Two bad perms on blitzers is the price we pay for the 2-1 grind in a painful rematch.

Game 10: WIN vs. Jwhit's rats. He counted 6 sets of snakes that he rolled during our rematch. Our wiz left unused.

Game 11: DRAW vs. Grimfoe's high elves. Out-bashed by elves in both halves. Embarrassing!

Game 12: LOSS vs. MaxVa's oldworld. 10 beers after a Christmas party. I outplayed, I think, but bad 1-sided dice against me.

Game 13: WIN vs. ChinaPau's khorne. We counter-score well in the 1st. Wiz saves our ass in the 2nd against these killers. 3+ dodge to win.

Game 14: WIN vs. Half_Baked's humans. Tons of KO's and cas for all, with our AG3 1TTD the decider after a great battle.

Game 15: LOSS vs. wintergreen13's darkies for our final game. Elf wall held fast in the 1st. Our 55% surf fails in the 2nd. GG.

Not spamming Mighty Blow because we would like coaches to accept some games

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Cs

Mvp

SPP

Cost

1

Jace Collarbone

Blitzer

7

3

3+

4+

9+

Block

Guard

9

0

2

0

0

0

0/20

105k

(85+20)k

2

Nick Knickers

Blitzer

7

3

3+

4+

9+

Block

6

0

0

0

1

0

2/18

85k

(85+0)k

3

Maxahundred

Blitzer

7

3

3+

4+

9+

Block

Tackle, Mighty Blow, Break Tackle

17

0

1

0

13

1

7/28

145k

(85+60)k

4

Maxadozen

Blitzer

6

3

3+

4+

9+

Block

Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Frenzy

-ma

17

0

3

0

7

0

1/28

135k

(85+50)k

5

Rob Blazer

Human Lineman

6

3

3+

4+

9+

11

0

0

0

0

1

4/18

50k

(50+0)k

6

Herb Ripp

Catcher

9

2

3+

6+

8+

Catch, Dodge

Block, +MA

-pa

16

0

6

0

1

3

6/24

105k

(65+40)k

7

Damien Frost

Thrower

7

3

3+

2+

9+

Pass, Sure Hands

Block, Dodge, +MA

18

7

15

0

1

2

12/28

160k

(80+80)k

8

'Large' Marge

Human Lineman

6

3

3+

4+

9+

8

0

0

0

0

0

0/18

50k

(50+0)k

9

Hogg Rott

Human Lineman

6

3

3+

4+

9+

Wrestle

n

15

0

0

0

1

1

0/20

70k

(50+20)k

10

Ryder Bretwalda

Human Lineman

6

3

3+

4+

9+

Tackle

m

1

0

0

0

0

1

1/20

60k

(0)k

11

Big Trish

Human Lineman

6

3

3+

4+

9+

Block, Frenzy

17

0

0

0

3

2

0/24

90k

(50+40)k

17

Trey Darkhammer

Journeyman Human Lineman

6

3

3+

4+

9+

Loner

0

0

0

0

0

0

0/18

50k

(50+0)k

10 players (+1 player missing next game)

Old World Classic

Coach:	The_Murker	Re-Rolls (100k):	3
Race:	Human	Dedicated Fans:	5
Current Team Value:	1195k (±370)	Assistant Coaches:	0
Treasury:	200k	Cheerleaders:	0
Team Value:	1255k	Apothecary:	No

Last Opponent: Zee killer gnobs
Games Played:	18 (14/1/3)	\|	TD Diff:	17 (32 - 15)	\|	Cas Diff:	3 (16/17/2 - 10/18/4)

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Newbie Lizardmen	Lizardmen	980k	14	1/1/0	70k	2 - 0	970k	4	0/0/0	50k	10k
Boogeytown Ruins [2020]	Shambling Undead	1030k	17	1/2/0	65k	2 - 1	1010k	8	0/0/0	55k	9k
Scrabblin' and Scrappin'	Skaven	1050k	16	2/1/0	75k	2 - 1	1070k	9	0/0/0	65k	11k
Underdark Slayerz	Chaos Dwarf	1180k	16	2/1/0	65k	2 - 0	1260k	4	0/0/0	45k	9k
LeftOvers (of Doom)	Chaos Renegade	1270k	22	1/1/0	90k	4 - 1	1200k	13	1/0/1	60k	10k
Players to Nuffle	Human	1310k	8	2/0/0	60k	0 - 2	1380k	14	0/1/1	80k	12k
Sertium	Khorne	1050k	19	3/1/0	75k	2 - 0	930k	8	1/1/0	55k	11k
Pavo Sandwich	Khorne	1180k	12	0/1/0	70k	2 - 1	1180k	9	0/1/0	60k	10k
Sertium	Khorne	1240k	12	0/1/0	65k	2 - 1	1270k	15	0/4/0	55k	9k
Scrabblin' and Scrappin'	Skaven	1080k	10	0/0/0	80k	2 - 1	1200k	15	1/2/0	70k	12k
Silverymoon Angels	High Elf	1220k	9	1/0/0	75k	1 - 1	1230k	13	0/2/0	75k	13k
[C]owa	Old World Alliance	1260k	5	0/0/0	65k	0 - 1	1440k	13	1/2/0	75k	13k
Sertium	Khorne	1230k	12	0/1/0	85k	2 - 1	1460k	13	2/1/0	75k	13k
Triangle Torch	Human	1240k	17	0/3/0	90k	2 - 1	1340k	10	1/0/0	80k	14k
Deepest Darkest Desires	Dark Elf	1440k	7	0/1/0	75k	0 - 2	1410k	15	0/1/1	95k	15k
Uaxactun Quadruple Skulls	Lizardmen	1220k	14	1/1/0	85k	2 - 1	1070k	9	0/0/1	75k	13k
_Konoha_	Wood Elf	1360k	14	1/1/0	75k	2 - 0	1240k	6	1/0/0	55k	11k
Zee killer gnobs	Ogre	1270k	21	1/1/2	75k	3 - 0	1160k	14	2/3/0	45k	9k