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Scatterbrook is an old and prosperous town in the north of the Southern Wastes. It was founded by a crew of halfling merchants that came in search of new taste sensations to take back to the insatiable kitchens of The Moot. Shipwrecked in the caldera of an ancient Volcano, the crew were cut off from all civilisation, both in the old world and the rest of the Southern Wastes. However, the caldera proved to be a fertile land fed by the rich silt distributed by the eponymous Scatterbrook and it's tributaries. The caldera also provided a natural defence to the roving chaos warbands that plague many other parts of the wastes. With natural defences and bountiful soil the halflings thrived. Soon they had resumed their old ways and started playing Blood Bowl and curing their own new and exotic meats. In the final of the first season of the Scatterbrook Cup the star catcher Wiltran Underpot scored the winning touchdown after being woken up by the stench of some mouldy teewurst by the team's apothecary. It turns out the teewurst was not mouldy at all it was infested by a unique strain of Tardigrade endemic to the Scatterbrook. Wiltran swore that he became imbued with the superlative resilience and strength of the diminuitive but hardy tardigrades. Following this all Blood Bowl players of Scatterbrook started to eat this unique sausage: the Tardigrade Teewurst. The local competition went from strength to strength with this new performance enhancing knob ... at least that's what they think ... given the lack of outside competition it's hard to say really. After being popularised by the players, the fans soon also began to consume the pungent sausage. It became so wildly popular that soon a pair of enterprising young halflings the Wissowski siblings decided to build a vessel to try and export it to other parts of the world. While most peoples found the Tardigrade Teewurst a little ... strong for their liking, the other halflings of the wastes went wild for it. In fact it became so popular that unreliable trade routes for the raw treat made their way even to the Moot. With the wealth that showered down on the Wissowski siblings they decided to fund a team to enter the SWL 'The Scatterbrook Tardigrades'. This will be the ultimate test of the efficacy of Tardigrade Teewurst.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Lone Lada	Elven Union	710k	14	0/1/0	85k	2 - 1	1230k	8	0/0/1	75k	13k
Miskatonic Misadventures	Nurgle	820k	4	0/0/0	55k	0 - 1	1080k	15	4/0/0	65k	11k
Celtic Ruin	Chaos Chosen	830k	14	1/1/0	80k	2 - 1	1080k	9	0/0/0	70k	12k
Animalistic Savages	Vampire	820k	12	1/1/0	85k	1 - 2	890k	18	2/2/0	95k	15k
Baka Gaijin Eigyōbu	Skaven	790k	9	0/0/0	80k	1 - 3	1060k	22	2/0/1	100k	14k
Plague BaneBringers	Skaven	880k	14	3/1/0	70k	0 - 3	1070k	20	1/1/0	100k	14k
Skye Babes	Amazon	920k	10	1/0/0	90k	1 - 2	1130k	19	2/1/0	100k	16k
Blackwater Rocky Road Warriors	Halfling	920k	13	1/1/0	85k	1 - 1	910k	15	4/0/0	85k	15k
Hochland High-born	Imperial Nobility	960k	10	0/1/0	60k	1 - 3	1330k	23	2/3/0	80k	10k
Khornacopia	Khorne	850k	8	1/1/0	40k	0 - 1	1200k	13	2/1/0	50k	8k
Demise of Chaos!	Chaos Chosen	980k	13	0/3/0	60k	1 - 0	1430k	8	1/1/0	50k	10k
Plague BaneBringers	Skaven	980k	16	3/0/1	75k	1 - 2	1260k	18	2/2/0	85k	13k
Bony Bumpers	Necromantic Horror	1010k	5	0/0/0	50k	0 - 4	1160k	30	6/1/0	90k	10k
Flower Beard	Dwarf	1010k	13	1/0/0	75k	1 - 2	1420k	20	1/4/0	85k	13k
Plague BaneBringers	Skaven	960k	8	0/2/0	55k	0 - 2	1310k	17	1/2/0	75k	11k
Latent Talent	Elven Union	1000k	14	2/0/1	85k	1 - 2	1450k	10	0/0/0	95k	15k
Redgum's Ravagers	Black Orc	1050k	15	2/1/1	70k	1 - 0	1410k	6	1/0/0	60k	12k
Demise of Chaos!	Chaos Chosen	1090k	17	1/3/0	75k	1 - 1	1270k	9	1/0/0	75k	13k
Celtic Ruin	Chaos Chosen	1110k	15	2/1/0	60k	1 - 0	1310k	6	1/0/0	50k	10k
Zealots of Change	Underworld Denizens	1170k	15	1/3/0	75k	1 - 3	1110k	15	0/0/0	95k	13k
Banana Republicans	Black Orc	1200k	19	1/0/1	95k	3 - 0	1220k	9	1/1/0	65k	13k
Les Maitres de L'univers	Imperial Nobility	930k	17	1/2/0	80k	2 - 1	1160k	8	0/0/0	70k	12k
50 Shades of Dulux	Elven Union	1120k	17	3/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1290k	17	3/1/0	60k	10k
Clans of Jyhad	Vampire	1130k	15	3/1/0	80k	1 - 1	1620k	15	3/1/0	80k	14k
Flower Beard	Dwarf	1250k	13	2/1/0	75k	1 - 2	1720k	14	2/0/0	85k	13k
Love Handlers	Dark Elf	1150k	10	1/0/0	65k	1 - 2	1300k	16	1/1/0	75k	11k