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Bogwood Blood Belchers
P [C] Ogre

West of Scalorn, where Zefraus the Wise and his Guild of Heroes rule, where the quartz-stone miners toil, and where the dragon diggers clean up the messes left by the boldest knights and mages in the realm, lies Bogwood. This festering, half-flooded, rotting forest, which divides the land of men from the foul waters of the Miswampi bog and is generally shunned by human kind, became a refuge for the ogres driven from Mount Pike by Korvis Hammerblow in the time before dragons.

Many still claim ogres lack the intelligence, empathy, and the general ability to refrain from mayhem and murder needed to form a civilization, yet evidence indicates that the ogres of Bogwood have organized themselves into something resembling an extended tribe. At the very least, the Bogwood ogres apparently stop killing each other (and the gnoblars who scavenge through their left-over human, dwarf and elven carcasses) long enough from time to time to form families, elect chieftains, and even produce what could be described as art, through a strange practice known as “blood belching.”

To be fair, only a psychopath would describe blood belching as art, but no one can deny there is something creative in the act. Unable to digest large quantities of human plasma, ogres have always regurgitated blood after murdering and eating human children, entire families, or once during a particularly lean winter, an entire village. Over time, some ogres have learned to control their blood regurgitation, vomiting blood onto canvases, chuckling like happy and confused children, and spreading the blood around with their hands to form pictures. Known as blood belching, these “paintings” generally depict extreme violence, crude humor, and (most often) representations of various creatures defecating. However, the images have been recognized as an indication of intelligence, creativity, and even culture among the Bogwood ogres.

The Bogwood Blood Belchers’ name pays homage to this art form, as the team aims to strike a blow for ogre respect and understanding throughout the wider lands. Formed to promote ogre culture with the hope that Zefraus the Wise will one outlaw the genocidal practice of heroes “questing” in the ogres’ homeland or that the Gildvale nobles will see fit to invest gildcoin in gentrifying their forest, the Bogwood Blood Belchers travel the realm playing Blood Bowl. Their goal—to show the world that ogres are civilized enough to play a team sport (so long as that sport is based on brutality and violence, of course), to demand that ogres no longer be hunted down and killed for sport and glory, and to kindly request that ogres be allowed to eat an occasional human child from time to time.

These are hopes and dreams of ogres everywhere. And these hopes rest on the sturdy, bloody-spiked shoulders of … your Bogwood Blood Belchers!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Snog Bungelor
Gnoblar Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   14 0 1 0 0 0 3/18 15k
(15+0)k
  
2
Gorgle Manmunch
Ogre Blocker
5 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate
Block
 n 26 1 0 0 9 0 7/20 180k
(140+40)k
  
3
Zorog Bruisenbower
Ogre Blocker
5 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate
Break Tackle, Multiple Block, Brawler
 n 24 0 1 0 7 3 7/28 190k
(140+50)k
  
4
Mugnar Dank
Ogre Blocker
5 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate
Brawler, Break Tackle
   17 1 1 0 7 1 9/24 180k
(140+40)k
  
5
Felchmeat Footfist
Ogre Runt Punter
5 5 4+ 4+ 10+
Bone Head, Kick Team-mate, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull
Leader
 n 13 0 0 0 1 2 4/20 165k
(145+20)k
  
6
Moogle Gimprick
Gnoblar Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   2 0 0 0 0 1 4/18 15k
(15+0)k
  
7
Snoodle Mansnot
Gnoblar Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
 n 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
  
8
Kip Flenderson
Gnoblar Lineman
5 1 4+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
 -ag 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
  
9
Rangor Blackbone
Ogre Blocker
5 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate
Block
   10 0 0 0 5 1 2/20 180k
(140+40)k
  
10
Durak Widowmaker
Ogre Blocker
5 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate
Block, Break Tackle, Guard
 n 25 2 0 0 8 3 5/28 210k
(140+70)k
  
11
Cody Pigswill
Gnoblar Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
  
12
Pipi Pukeleberry
Gnoblar Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
  
13
Girk Pugglesnot
Gnoblar Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
  
14
Quigly Trollspittle
Gnoblar Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
 n 5 0 1 0 0 0 3/18 15k
(15+0)k
  
16
Lulu
Gnoblar Lineman
5 1 3+ 5+ 6+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 15k
(15+0)k
  
15 players Badlands Brawl, Old World Classic, Low Cost Linemen
Coach: gettym Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Ogre Dedicated Fans: 2  
Current Team Value: 1385k (±740) Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 125k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1520k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 27 / 15 Current Re-draft Budget: 1350k

Games Played:27 (6/2/19) |TD Diff:-28 (19 - 47) |Cas Diff:-61 (21/19/7 - 69/31/8)
Last Opponent: Wouldn’t you gnome

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Zharr Naggrund WidowforgersChaos Dwarf1000k60/0/040k0 - 2990k204/1/060k8k
[BB7] Arrençon War EaglesHuman970k60/1/040k0 - 3950k285/2/070k8k
Delicious Pie BakeryHalfling850k82/0/040k0 - 2690k204/0/160k8k
Death and CoNecromantic Horror1000k110/0/045k2 - 01080k122/2/025k5k
Junction JacksHuman900k90/0/140k1 - 0980k82/0/030k6k
Gnobby kneesOgre1190k173/0/065k2 - 11230k143/0/055k9k
Eskah MillasLizardmen1050k90/1/070k1 - 2960k162/1/080k12k
Twins plus 9Human1050k40/0/055k0 - 21040k182/1/075k11k
Look no FurtherOgre930k111/1/045k1 - 1970k112/0/045k7k
[C] Moonshine SnotsSnotling970k100/3/055k0 - 2790k121/0/075k11k
Snots PoppersSnotling1190k103/0/070k0 - 21190k140/0/290k14k
Fire Among AllChaos Dwarf1110k91/0/070k1 - 21200k183/0/180k12k
Reptilian Green PowerLizardmen1010k120/1/060k2 - 11030k132/0/150k8k
Snots PoppersSnotling1170k82/0/070k0 - 11190k151/3/080k14k
OrkkoROrc1180k82/0/045k0 - 11290k152/2/055k9k
[C] NAF big guysOgre1210k183/1/085k1 - 21710k265/3/095k15k
No Defense EverWood Elf1050k180/2/285k2 - 0970k122/1/065k13k
PerKiaveSerpenteeeeLizardmen1430k161/1/180k2 - 21380k182/2/080k12k
Yu Yu HakushoChaos Chosen1500k80/1/150k0 - 21440k184/0/070k10k
Detroid DefilersNurgle1610k130/1/080k2 - 11610k247/1/070k12k
Living like the renegadesChaos Renegade1490k121/3/170k0 - 31420k303/3/2100k14k
Pope and His HatsChaos Dwarf1570k60/1/065k0 - 21480k162/1/085k13k
Elfheim EaglesHigh Elf1630k91/0/065k1 - 31250k241/3/085k11k
BT High ElvesHigh Elf1440k40/0/055k0 - 41440k232/1/095k11k
Good ChapsImperial Nobility1720k61/0/055k0 - 11540k132/1/065k11k
Boulevard 666Chaos Dwarf1500k70/0/075k1 - 31400k252/3/195k13k
Wouldn’t you gnomeGnome1480k100/2/150k0 - 21470k142/0/070k10k