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<b>Da Weiry Ot Lukin Ting Dats Owwso Well Far O-way... (The Sun)</b> <i>"Coach Colon's Team Statement: Now I just want to clear something up here, these guys are as friendly a bunch of orcs as your likely to meet! The only reason they even play what some might describe as the violent game of Bloodbowl, is so that they may one day achieve their dream! If they can ever make the pro circuit then there is a chance they could well play at the Reikland stadium, the holy mecha for all things green and turf like! That watering schedule and the biannual reseeding. Now that is something these lads can get excited about! The Garden Orcs of the lowlands are a tribe that is often glossed over somewhat in history and you won't belive it but in certain circles there are tribes that won't even admit to their existence! (One quick point to mention is that Garden Gnomes may well be descended from this venerable race!) Well... either way I'm here to tell you that they do exist and they are here to stay! They have Bloodbowl on the brain, if of a somewhat lesser importance than that which occupies Da Sod's trophy cabinet. By now it's probably the finest collection of turf anywhere in the Old World!"</i> <b>Recent game commentry:</b> <i>Fred: "I have some breaking news, Jim" Fred: "Legend has it that because these Orcs were/are soooo good at gardening that it's the actual reason why Orcs are infact green!" Jim: "Well Fred, that puts a whole new meaning to that alone time I like to have at the weekends in the shed with the trowels and sometimes even the hoe..." Fred: "Not sure we need to talk about that Jim..." Jim: "Well you know it's like they say, you really do come back with green fingers!" Unfortunately there was a strange loss of the transmission at this point in the game, but don't worry Da Sod's will be around for a while yet and there will be more where this came from! Translated (where possible) from Orc-ish to the King's tongue by Reeves Finnigan of Bardurun.</i>

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Nawak association	Chaos Pact	1000k	10	0/0/0	70k	1 - 2	1190k	16	1/0/1	80k	50k
Lords of Quatiqual	Lizardmen	1000k	12	0/1/1	90k	1 - 0	1000k	5	0/0/0	40k	45k
Lava Runners	Old World	1120k	10	1/1/0	50k	0 - 3	1090k	18	2/0/0	70k	59k
Da Bustas!!	Orc	1190k	12	0/0/1	60k	1 - 1	1510k	12	1/1/0	70k	69k
Ryd Raptors	Old World	1280k	0	0/0/0	0k	0 - 1	1240k	13	0/0/0	80k	53k
Monsterslayer	High Elf	1270k	10	0/0/0	60k	1 - 2	1360k	13	0/0/0	30k	44k
Zali - Orkai	Orc	1350k	19	2/1/0	70k	2 - 1	1310k	11	1/0/0	40k	58k
Hundred Acre Woodcreatures	Chaos	1460k	13	2/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1470k	18	1/2/1	40k	52k
Dwarves Operative Systems	Dwarf	1440k	11	0/1/0	80k	1 - 2	1430k	11	0/0/0	80k	62k
RealyBoneHead	Norse	1490k	15	2/0/0	70k	1 - 0	1540k	12	0/2/1	10k	51k
High Priests of the Apocalypse	Dark Elf	1530k	11	1/0/0	80k	1 - 1	1500k	9	0/0/0	50k	82k
Brotherhood of the Slayer	Chaos	1630k	10	1/0/1	60k	0 - 0	1540k	7	1/0/0	50k	75k
Blunt Snails	Lizardmen	1720k	23	1/4/1	70k	1 - 2	1740k	14	1/0/0	70k	61k
Wild Boar Clan	Norse	1780k	18	0/1/1	40k	2 - 2	1820k	18	4/0/0	30k	58k
Wizdom	Wood Elf	1860k	18	3/0/0	50k	1 - 3	1910k	24	2/0/1	50k	69k
argonautes	Skaven	1890k	11	0/0/1	50k	1 - 1	1760k	9	0/0/0	50k	65k
Belgian Music Lovers	Wood Elf	1960k	20	1/0/1	40k	3 - 1	1930k	13	0/0/0	30k	105k
Vegeterians	Necromantic	1840k	8	0/0/0	60k	0 - 2	2020k	14	0/0/0	20k	77k
Born to Claw	Necromantic	1840k	12	0/2/1	30k	0 - 0	1880k	12	2/1/0	40k	81k
Tainted by Chaos	Chaos	1810k	11	0/1/0	0k	1 - 1	1840k	13	0/1/0	30k	52k
Warpstone Moonshines	Skaven	1700k	15	3/1/0	50k	1 - 3	1720k	19	0/0/0	70k	97k
Belgian Beer Corporation	High Elf	1790k	9	1/0/0	60k	1 - 1	2200k	10	0/0/0	50k	105k
Ferris Bueller's Day Off	Necromantic	1860k	12	1/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1730k	12	1/0/0	30k	76k
Carrisi Remix	Khemri	1890k	23	3/2/1	40k	2 - 0	1880k	11	1/1/1	30k	62k