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None More Block are on a sophisticated soft power mission to show that the Black Dwarfs of Stonehenge are not only sexist artists with intimidatingly filled trousers, but can dazzle with the verve and flair of an elegant passing game.

In ancient times,
Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people, Black Dwarfs
No one knows who they were or what they were doing
But their legacy remains
Hewn into the living rock, of Stonehenge

Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell
Where the banshees live and they do live well
Stonehenge! Where a dwarf's an athlete
And they play Blood Bowl 'mongst the mighty granite

Hey!
Stonehenge! 'Tis a magic place
Where the ball doth bounce by Nuffle's grace
Stonehenge! Where the passes fly
And the prayers of devils fill the midnight sky

And you my love, won't you take my hand?
We'll go back in time to that mystic land
Where the defeated cry and the victor's howl
I will take you there, I will show you how

Oh!
And oh how they played
The Black Dwarfs of Stonehenge
Beneath the haunted moon
For fear that daybreak might come too soon

And where are they now?
The Black Dwarfs of Stonehenge
And what would they say to us?
If we were here, tonight



What Has Been Said About None More Block

How much more block could they be? None more block.
- Grant Nisblock

Their appeal is becoming selective
-Jim Johnson

Very stupid and dismal looking
- Elf Michaels

Such a fine line between stupid and clever
-Bob Bifford

Cosmically a shambles
- Murray Hexhead

I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation
- Paul "The Powminator" Pockle

How far is all the way? What's the end?
- Kris Khornesworth

Have a good time, all the time
- Viv Savage, founding team member
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chaos Dwarf Blitzer
7 3 3+ 5+ 10+
Block, Catch, Thick Skull
Tackle, +MA, Break Tackle, Dodge
  35 1 18 0 8 4 27/32 200k
(100+100)k
 
2
Chaos Dwarf Blitzer
6 3 2+ 5+ 10+
Block, Catch, Thick Skull
+AG, Tackle, Break Tackle, Dodge
  34 0 18 0 8 4 26/32 220k
(100+120)k
 
3
Chaos Dwarf Thrower
5 3 3+ 3+ 9+
Pass, Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Accurate, On the Ball, Block
n, n, m 32 23 3 0 1 2 16/28 130k
(0)k
 
4
Chaos Dwarf Mutant
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Claws
n 28 0 0 0 10 1 10/24 100k
(60+40)k
 
5
Chaos Dwarf Mutant
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Claws
  15 0 0 0 3 2 0/24 100k
(60+40)k
 
6
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
  34 0 0 0 2 4 6/24 100k
(60+40)k
 
7
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(60+0)k
 
8
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
  15 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 60k
(60+0)k
 
9
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 0 1 4/18 60k
(60+0)k
 
10
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(60+0)k
 
11
Chaos Dwarf Kicker
4 3 4+ 4+ 10+
Block, Dirty Player, Kick, Thick Skull
Guard
  20 0 0 0 1 1 0/20 100k
(80+20)k
 
12
Chaos Dwarf Thrower
5 3 3+ 3+ 9+
Pass, Sure Hands, Thick Skull
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 70k
(70+0)k
 
13
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Dauntless, Mighty Blow
n 28 0 0 0 5 4 0/28 120k
(60+60)k
 
14
Chaos Dwarf Lineman
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(60+0)k
 
13 players (+1 player missing next game) Badlands Brawl, Favoured of Hashut
Coach: angusosborne Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Black Dwarf Dedicated Fans: 5  
Current Team Value: 1570k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 165k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1700k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:35 (13/7/15) |TD Diff:-11 (41 - 52) |Cas Diff:20 (29/31/6 - 26/15/5)
Last Opponent: Units of Measurement

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Maximum SquignitionSquig980k141/0/080k2 - 1920k80/0/070k12k
MeatjacksTreemen1050k110/0/180k1 - 11270k91/0/080k14k
Living in an Ethereal world!Ethereal1090k180/0/095k4 - 0960k40/0/055k11k
MeatjacksTreemen1140k81/1/070k0 - 21320k173/0/090k14k
[OSBBL] MoistElemental - Water1210k120/2/065k1 - 1980k91/0/065k11k
Bloodlust BrigadeDaemons of Khorne1270k50/1/050k0 - 21430k183/1/070k10k
Blood ShantiesUndead Pirates1190k103/0/045k0 - 41430k160/0/085k9k
[OSBBL] MoistElemental - Water1290k141/2/060k1 - 21080k120/1/070k10k
Troutmask ReplicaNautican1060k132/0/055k1 - 21440k120/1/065k9k
Harder Wetter Bluster SmoulderElemental - Air1310k60/0/040k0 - 21410k130/0/160k8k
DSR team BClan Eshin1230k120/1/070k2 - 01490k61/0/050k10k
Prepubescence PutrescenceDaemons of Nurgle1260k142/1/040k1 - 11230k111/1/040k6k
Yama KingsNorthern Nippon1250k50/2/050k0 - 31160k212/1/180k10k
Juji-Gatame JuggernautsNippon1160k151/1/050k2 - 1970k70/0/040k6k
Snark MenSons of Stromfels1310k101/1/050k0 - 31830k170/2/080k10k
Skullz'n'BonezSavage Orc1210k212/4/250k0 - 01140k61/0/050k10k
Tcharcoal_TchickensTzeentch1360k71/0/050k0 - 21670k121/0/070k10k
Anaxogoras' Diaper ServiceDaemons of Tzeentch1360k172/2/060k1 - 21910k140/2/070k10k
Kick AzzDaemons of Khorne1360k141/2/070k1 - 11200k153/1/070k12k
Lustrian LeathermenSnakemen1380k90/1/055k1 - 11060k100/0/155k9k
Blood ShantiesUndead Pirates1310k101/1/060k0 - 21550k121/0/080k12k
Highgate HellcatsAvelorn1420k171/0/170k2 - 41400k200/0/090k10k
Half Elf Half BiscuitHalf-Elf1420k131/0/065k2 - 11440k91/0/055k9k
Big Trouble In Lil CathayCathay1440k100/0/065k2 - 01250k71/0/045k9k
Peregrine's PoltergeistsEthereal1480k140/0/075k3 - 01010k40/0/045k9k
Johnny Geode and the RockslideElemental - Earth1500k70/0/075k1 - 21440k140/1/085k13k
Slaaneshi Thunder!Slaanesh1420k71/0/055k0 - 31760k181/0/085k11k
I Got 99 GrudgesSlayer1520k130/0/055k2 - 11460k141/1/145k7k
Tcharcoal_TchickensTzeentch1500k160/2/265k1 - 11540k90/1/065k11k
Bitterwood BushwackersForest Goblin1580k222/2/085k3 - 0940k40/0/055k11k
Cypress Hill GoblinsHill Goblin1640k160/2/075k2 - 01150k40/0/055k11k
Peregrine's PoltergeistsEthereal1560k101/0/060k1 - 01260k41/0/050k10k
Scratch Lane DispersersClan Pestilens1640k193/1/070k2 - 11090k70/0/060k10k
Snark MenSons of Stromfels1650k50/0/060k0 - 51400k231/1/0110k12k
Units of MeasurementCentigor1540k161/2/090k2 - 11400k152/1/180k14k