TEAM BIO

Originally a squig farm and abattoir by the name of Bad Manners Farm, this fine establishment was run down and mismanaged by its owner, Mista Jones. An enterprising squig herder, Old Major, incited a revolution to take over the ownership. Not believing what was happening, Mista Jones spluttered "Squigs mite fly!". Sadly for him, a squig tried to, however instead landed squarely on Mista Jones.

Old Major took over as proprietor, renamed it Squigs Mite Fly Farm and Abbatoir, and soon turned its fortunes around by manufacturing a popular new food: Sqam. Before long, the farm was a thriving, prosperous, and bustling place full of happy squigs. So many, that Old Major had to look for additional housing.

Instead, canny Old Major decided to send some of the squigs (and their handlers) away supposedly as a touring Blood Bowl team, but actually for the sole purpose of commercial promotion for the farm - they were truly terrible at the game. He also built a stadium for the same purpose and for the tax breaks.

The Mities are not very flighty, but are very fighty, and definitely bitey.