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<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1362000">Barag Goldboots</a> inherited an enormous dwarven wealth from his father Ergaard Goldboots. Barag had always been a devouted fan of Blood Bowl, faithfully watching the exploits of such teams as the Dwarf Giants on Cabalvision since he was a wee child. Now all grown up, well.. mostly grown sideways, he went against the board of directors wishes and decided to create a Blood Bowl team of his own. He scouted out 11 of the toughest and grimmest warriors of his clan, even managing to recruit two insane Trollslayers for his team. The board of directors had their own plans though.. to make the team a lucrative source of income and promotion. The team was named the Dwarf Hamsters and was turned big in media, zoning in on families with small children focusing on selling stuffed hamsters and promoting the wide range of Goldboots(tm) products. Of course, noone dared tell the dwarven warriors about the teams name and logo. As far as they know the "Hamster" is a giant ferocious monster mirroring the teams might. Since they only speak dwarven they hopefully won't find out. A general shout out goes to: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=171833">Dwarf Hamsters Love Forever</a>, a team created only as a tribute to out glorious team (yea, right..) <big>Kills:</big><table><tr><td><left> The Hamsters are a team set on Family Entertainment and avoids killing on the pitch. However, the promising 15 SPP AG4 Beastman <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2004054">Clay Renolds II</a> stood in the way of the Dwarf Hamsters now dead and legendary <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1361886">Dorim Goblinhunter</a> when Dorim needed to score. Dorim blitzed the beastman who would never again rise, and ran in and scored. When the Hamsters entered the SMACK tournaments, they met strange creatures they hadn't yet encountered on the pitch. One such was this <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2592132">goblin</a>; a small green fellow who wasn't exactly built to handle a friendly Blood Bowl encounter. During the SMACK era, the hamsters had to face a team of Undead who were playing very naughtily. This <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2592132">Zombie</a> was taken care of before he had a single chance to hurt any dwarf. Of course, it wasn't really a matter of killing as much as a simple matter of dismantling... Speaking of undead, the hamsters also got credit for, ahem, unanimating this <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2603442">skeleton</A>. The hamsters really didn't mean to, there must have been some flaw in its construction. </td></tr></table><big>Deaths:</big><table><tr><td><left> <ul><li>In game 9, the first warrior was killed. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1361856">Bolmer the Fierce</a> honourably gave his life in honourable battle against the forces of Chaos. <li>In game 11, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1362000">Barag Goldboots</A> himself sacrificed his living breath in a struggle against undead hordes of darkness. In Goldboots honour, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1360657">Kaghram Dreadgaze</A> finally met his fated death in battle. There was much celebration. Barag Goldboots is still fulfilling his dream as an active blood bowl player, but has lost the rights to his legacy since he is now technically dead. <li>In game 12, both <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1361886">Dorim Goblinhunter</a> and <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1378259">Gadori the Baker</a> met their doom while athletically obliterating a band of vicious Orcs. The team will forever mourn Dorim and forever miss his incredible abilities. Gadoris special doughnut glaze will also be missed. <li>In game 14, one of the teams original Clan Warriors <A href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1361841">Torgard Bluebeard</a> fought Orcs in revenge and met his demise as a true warrior. <li>In game 18 the team had brought the formerly enslaved Troll Slayer <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2134583">Gawrgh the Insane</a> to the pitch so that he could finally fulfill his destiny to die in battle. He ran around frothing on the pitch for the first half, and in the second he ran a terrified orc up into the stands. Not one for giving up, Gawrgh ran after and took on the entire angry orc fanclub. Needless to say he took quite a few with him until they tore him to shreds. A splendid end for such a dwarf! </ul></td></tr></table> <big>Book of Grudges: </big> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=119501">Gaborkas</a>, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=171695">Orange Black Attack</a>, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=118751">Esto es la bomba</a> has fled to : <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=180996">Broken Toof Howlers</a>, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=119224">Neighbourhood of Chaos</a>

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
GreeksHeroes	Lizardmen	1000k	16	2/0/0	70k	2 - 2	1000k	13	1/0/0	30k	40k
Darksides Underbelly	Chaos	1110k	14	0/1/0	50k	2 - 1	1340k	11	0/1/0	70k	45k
Followers of Tzeentch	Chaos	1100k	16	1/0/0	40k	2 - 0	1120k	5	0/0/0	50k	56k
Special UberOrcs	Orc	1170k	21	0/1/0	40k	4 - 0	1050k	9	1/0/1	50k	38k
UnbearableHorrors	Nurgle's Rotters	1260k	16	0/1/0	70k	2 - 1	1550k	13	2/0/0	60k	63k
Gaborkas	Orc	1370k	12	0/1/0	50k	1 - 2	1440k	14	0/1/0	40k	46k
Northeast Orridors	Norse	1400k	30	4/1/0	40k	3 - 1	1460k	16	3/0/0	20k	41k
Esto es la Bomba	Chaos Dwarf	1470k	9	2/0/0	70k	0 - 3	1590k	23	3/0/0	40k	61k
Neighbourhood of Chaos	Chaos	1560k	13	1/0/0	40k	2 - 3	1660k	22	1/0/2	40k	65k
Knights of the Crimson King 3	Chaos	1530k	17	0/2/1	40k	2 - 0	1720k	8	0/1/0	40k	65k
Orange Black Attack	Undead	1560k	18	1/2/0	40k	2 - 1	1590k	17	1/0/3	70k	69k
Broken Toof Howlers	Orc	1480k	8	0/0/0	50k	1 - 3	1450k	22	1/0/3	70k	48k
Saint de Notre-Dame	Human	1290k	18	0/1/1	60k	2 - 1	1490k	8	0/0/0	30k	65k
Aperta of Team	Orc	1390k	11	0/1/0	50k	1 - 0	1410k	11	1/0/1	80k	67k
Wasser, Malz und Hopfen	Dwarf	1380k	10	1/0/0	30k	1 - 3	2130k	14	0/0/0	50k	61k
Blitzville Ballers	Human	1430k	22	0/3/0	80k	3 - 1	1490k	9	0/0/0	50k	55k
Devillish Dribblers	Vampire	1570k	21	2/2/0	40k	3 - 0	1540k	5	0/0/0	40k	73k
C language	Orc	1650k	19	2/4/0	40k	1 - 0	1760k	7	0/1/1	30k	90k
Olympus	Amazon	1640k	18	2/1/0	60k	2 - 2	1750k	17	3/0/0	70k	71k
Singing Bergbauers FC	Chaos Dwarf	1730k	7	0/1/0	30k	0 - 3	1690k	18	1/1/1	30k	78k
bobbins	Undead	1650k	16	1/0/1	70k	2 - 0	1650k	8	1/0/0	20k	75k
Green on Grass	Goblin	1750k	21	1/3/1	80k	2 - 0	1560k	7	3/1/0	70k	83k
Shrieking Legion	Undead	1870k	13	3/0/1	50k	0 - 1	1880k	12	3/1/1	30k	81k
Danish Delights	Chaos	1700k	14	2/1/0	50k	1 - 1	1600k	9	0/0/0	30k	67k
Special Delivery 2	Orc	1770k	22	3/2/0	50k	2 - 0	2050k	11	0/2/0	20k	74k
Rising Graves	Undead	1880k	21	2/0/0	50k	3 - 1	1860k	12	1/0/1	20k	61k
Wonderboys	Orc	1930k	17	2/0/1	50k	2 - 0	1930k	7	0/0/0	50k	52k
Famous Streakers	Orc	2010k	10	0/0/2	30k	0 - 1	2110k	14	1/2/1	70k	87k
weterans	Khemri	1840k	28	4/1/4	20k	2 - 1	2300k	13	2/0/0	0k	69k
Oldstyle Houndbeaterz	Chaos Dwarf	1930k	15	1/1/1	60k	1 - 2	2060k	11	3/1/0	60k	101k
Stunted Reason	Chaos Dwarf	2010k	16	4/0/0	30k	1 - 1	2160k	16	3/2/0	0k	75k
Eltharian's Hearts	Elven Union	2070k	14	1/1/2	50k	0 - 4	2170k	19	0/0/0	60k	100k
Blacktooth Shinbiterz	Orc	1900k	16	0/1/1	50k	2 - 3	2100k	17	0/1/0	40k	72k
Zagrod Ziggurats	Chaos Dwarf	1840k	26	0/2/5	40k	2 - 0	1810k	7	1/0/0	30k	71k
Gurlach's Blu Bombaz	Orc	1930k	14	1/1/0	20k	2 - 1	1960k	12	0/1/1	10k	71k
3.BBC painkillers	Orc	1830k	14	0/3/0	20k	1 - 2	2150k	21	2/1/2	20k	91k
Rhimstown Warthogs	Dark Elf	1650k	15	4/1/1	70k	0 - 1	1460k	9	0/1/0	70k	80k
Red Desert Nomads	Dark Elf	1740k	20	2/2/1	50k	2 - 2	1480k	15	0/0/0	30k	74k
New Bogens	Chaos Dwarf	1830k	9	1/0/1	50k	0 - 1	1570k	14	1/1/1	30k	59k
Morks Manglers	Orc	1570k	12	2/0/0	70k	0 - 1	1500k	12	0/2/0	80k	82k
A Drink's Too Wet Without Them	Dwarf	1660k	5	0/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1360k	14	0/1/0	70k	82k
Cacotosaurios	Lizardmen	1700k	20	3/3/0	60k	1 - 2	1510k	15	1/1/0	40k	60k