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Done Farmin' Arthritic
Retired [X2] Human

Possibly the most average bunch of average looking average folks in the whole of an incredibly average farming villiage decided, by fairly average means, to play Blood Bowl, as they felt that on average they would have more fun than they would in the average farm.

They spent so long deciding on what to do they all got arthritis and found it very hard to pick up and throw the football.

At some point an Ogre joined up, quite why noone, least of all the Ogre, is sure - the most commonly held belief being that he ate someone in a Done Farmin' top, managed to squeeze himself into it and as he was unable to take it off decided just to join up. Then he died. Silly really, he tripped over a dead skink by the name of Hubert and all his spiky bits put paid to him.

You takes your chances....

Still, his cousin came along, eager to go right where Ben went wrong (the spikes pointing outwards) and away they went again.

But the arthritis and stuff still means you need to bear with them on the pitch...

Well, thats their excuse. And their sticking to it. It's NOT the coaches fault, not at all, no siree, nope.

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Diving Catch, Block, Sure Feet
  9 0 11 0 0 0 33/ 130k
(163)k
 
2
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
  10 1 2 0 1 0 9/ 90k
(125)k
 
3
Blitzer
8 3 3 8
Block
Pass Block, +MA
  10 0 3 0 5 0 19/ 140k
(143)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Dodge
  10 0 1 0 3 1 14/ 120k
(128)k
 
5
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
n 9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(79)k
 
6
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Dump Off
  10 10 0 0 3 1 21/ 110k
(135)k
 
7
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Hail Mary Pass, Block
  10 10 0 0 1 2 22/ 110k
(135)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 3 8   10 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 50k
(50)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 3 8   9 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 50k
(50)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Kick
  10 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 70k
(70)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 3 8   10 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 50k
(50)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 4 8
+AG
  10 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 90k
(90)k
 
13
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(95)k
 
14
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
  1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 120k
(108)k
 
15
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dirty Player
  5 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 70k
(100)k
 
15 players  
Coach: Pedigree2K Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 1  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 3  
Team Value: 1580k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:10 (5/2/3) |TD Diff:7 (17 - 10) |Cas Diff:7 (11/5/4 - 6/6/1)
Last Opponent: Mighty Mork'n Power Blazer's

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Sneeky Cheesemeister'sSkaven1000k191/1/020k2 - 31000k191/2/070k27k
Mighty Mork'n Power Blazer'sOrc1040k100/0/070k1 - 11000k101/1/040k44k
Forged OnesUndead1130k70/0/060k0 - 31000k180/1/040k29k
Sneeky Cheesemeister'sSkaven1210k101/0/040k1 - 11140k80/0/040k30k
Mighty Mork'n Power Blazer'sOrc1270k121/1/170k0 - 21290k141/1/030k54k
Sneeky Cheesemeister'sSkaven1310k150/1/050k2 - 01140k50/0/060k24k
Lustrian Lizard'sLizardmen1390k244/1/120k2 - 01120k70/0/080k29k
Mighty Mork'n Power Blazer'sOrc1320k192/0/130k2 - 01390k142/0/150k48k
Norse SuperstarsNorse1390k180/0/150k2 - 0900k71/0/050k17k
Mighty Mork'n Power Blazer'sOrc1480k272/1/080k5 - 01630k70/1/050k51k