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Broketoof is the founder, coach and recruiter for the Broketoof Boyz. This team from the Badlands stays together through his strength of will alone at times. His goal is simple, if not impossible: To become the greatest team the world has ever known. Maybe it would help if they could win a few games first. In Broketoof's own immortal words, "We ain't no weak-kneed Gobbos, we are Orcs and dat means we is ready to bash some skulls be you smelly Elves, soft and squishy Humies, stunty Dorfs or slimy Lizards! We is none of us worthy of da great Nuffle, so to die on the field at da hands of my Broketoof Boyz is an honor we will gladly give to ya!" TEAM RECORDS Most Games Played: CHUK DAT ROK, BROKETOOF, GOUGED EYE, BLUDDYNOZE, DUNFERBRAINZ, BLEEDER and BIGUN with 16 Most Touchdowns Scored: BLUDDYNOZE with 5 Most Casualties Inflicted: BROKETOOF with 6 Most Passes Completed: CHUK DAT ROK with 12 Most Interceptions Caught: BROKETOOF and BARNBURNER with 1 Most Valuble Player Awards: DUNGFERBRAINZ with 6 Most Star Player Points: DUNGFERBRAINZ with 43 Largest Gate: 68000 (game 1 vs New Forest and game 8 vs Last Legion) Largest Winnings: 90000 (game 1 vs New Forest) Highest Team Rating: 200 (after game 16 vs panzetas) Highest Fan Factor: 11 (after game 9 vs Barb Allstars) FORMER BROKETOOF BOYZ FUMBBLER was cut from the team after 7 games to make room for Gimme UNGRY BUGGER was cut from the team after 12 games due to a serious injury slowing him down NOOB was cut from the team after 4 games to make room for Troll DUNGFERBRAINZ and BLUDDYNOZE were booted off the team after 16 games (see "Broketoof Shakes Up Team" for more details) BROKETOOF SHAKES UP TEAM After 16 games (3/3/10), Broketoof, in a controversial move, shook up the team by cutting two linemen. One of them, Dungferbrainz, was a fan favorite who many considered the Broketoof Boyz' best player. The other player cut was Bluddynoze who, while not as popular as the former, employed a similar playing style. For more information and to hear the two players' side of the story, check some excerpts from the Badlands Bulletin interview by clicking on "Show past players" link and reading their bios. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Thrower
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Accurate |
  | 16 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 14/ | 90k
(105)k |
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2 |
Blitzer
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Mighty Blow, Dodge |
  | 16 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 23/ | 130k
(135)k |
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3 |
Blitzer
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Guard |
  | 16 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 15/ | 100k
(115)k |
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7 |
Lineman
|
5 | 3 | 3 | 9 |   | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 50k
(50)k |
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8 |
Troll
|
4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate |
  | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 100k
(94)k |
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9 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | +MA |
  | 15 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 13/ | 80k
(80)k |
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10 |
Black Orc Blocker
|
4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block |
  | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11/ | 100k
(100)k |
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11 |
Black Orc Blocker
|
4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Frenzy |
  | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11/ | 110k
(90)k |
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12 |
Black Orc Blocker
|
4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block |
  | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/ | 100k
(100)k |
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13 |
Blitzer
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Catch, Mighty Blow |
  | 12 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 23/ | 130k
(128)k |
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14 |
Black Orc Blocker
|
4 | 4 | 2 | 9 |   | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/ | 80k
(80)k |
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15 |
Blitzer
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block |
  | 10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5/ | 80k
(80)k |
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16 |
Thrower
|
5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Block |
  | 9 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 15/ | 90k
(105)k |
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13 players | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 16 (3/3/10) | | | TD Diff: | -11 (19 - 30) | | | Cas Diff: | 15 (16/13/4 - 12/5/1) |
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Last Opponent: panzetas |
For | Against | ||||||||||
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Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
![]() | Wood Elf | 1000k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 90k | 2 - 1 | 1000k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 90k | 68k |
![]() | Human | 1110k | 9 | 1/1/0 | 60k | 0 - 2 | 1130k | 12 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 52k |
![]() | Necromantic | 1190k | 13 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 1110k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 80k | 55k |
![]() | Nurgle's Rotters | 1260k | 20 | 1/2/0 | 50k | 3 - 0 | 1220k | 9 | 1/1/0 | 80k | 64k |
![]() | Skaven | 1360k | 14 | 0/0/1 | 80k | 2 - 3 | 1270k | 18 | 0/0/1 | 70k | 67k |
![]() | Orc | 1470k | 11 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 1 - 2 | 1460k | 12 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 57k |
![]() | Skaven | 1560k | 15 | 1/1/0 | 60k | 1 - 1 | 1640k | 13 | 1/1/0 | 30k | 43k |
![]() | Dwarf | 1610k | 10 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 0 - 2 | 1650k | 18 | 2/1/0 | 40k | 68k |
![]() | Ogre | 1690k | 17 | 1/1/0 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 1690k | 14 | 2/1/0 | 40k | 57k |
![]() | Necromantic | 1740k | 8 | 0/2/0 | 30k | 0 - 2 | 1810k | 16 | 2/0/0 | 30k | 31k |
![]() | Wood Elf | 1770k | 23 | 1/1/1 | 0k | 2 - 4 | 1740k | 20 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 40k |
![]() | Lizardmen | 1810k | 17 | 1/2/1 | 30k | 1 - 1 | 1870k | 14 | 1/1/0 | 20k | 40k |
![]() | Chaos Dwarf | 1820k | 15 | 2/1/0 | 10k | 1 - 2 | 1920k | 12 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 61k |
![]() | Lizardmen | 1860k | 23 | 2/2/1 | 0k | 2 - 4 | 1810k | 20 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 58k |
![]() | Dark Elf | 1910k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 1880k | 17 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 63k |
![]() | Orc | 1970k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 0 - 2 | 2030k | 12 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 49k |