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Title: Who's the Boss?

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly elfman -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers," she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"

She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to stay until your attitude changes."
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Wardancer
8 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
Strip Ball, Side Step
  17 1 6 0 5 0 29/31 160k
(188)k
 
2
Thrower
8 3 4 7
Pass
+MA
  2 2 0 0 0 1 7/16 120k
(128)k
 
3
Wardancer
8 3 5 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
+AG, Strip Ball
m 11 2 2 0 3 1 19/31 180k
(0)k
 
4
Ged
Catcher
9 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
  6 2 1 1 0 1 12/16 110k
(140)k
 
5
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block, Dauntless
n 20 0 1 1 3 1 16/31 120k
(100)k
 
7
Thrower
7 3 4 7
Pass
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(95)k
 
8
Lineman
7 3 4 7   5 2 0 0 0 0 2/6 70k
(75)k
 
9
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block
  20 1 0 0 1 1 8/16 90k
(95)k
 
10
Lineman
8 3 5 7
+MA, +AG, Dodge
  20 4 7 0 1 2 37/51 160k
(163)k
 
11
Catcher
9 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Sure Feet
  20 5 7 0 0 0 26/31 130k
(158)k
 
12
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
  16 0 0 0 7 0 14/16 130k
(114)k
 
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Kalif Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1400k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:20 (7/2/11) |TD Diff:-6 (29 - 35) |Cas Diff:-18 (13/6/11 - 28/10/10)
Last Opponent: Whirlwind of Dryjhna

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
FrekatonicsDwarf1000k80/0/160k1 - 01070k81/0/060k22k
Elite MarksHuman1080k111/0/140k0 - 21000k172/0/180k49k
RattensystemSkaven1090k100/0/050k1 - 21150k111/0/060k31k
Kult of CarnageOrc1160k231/0/070k3 - 01410k70/1/020k40k
Bellheim HuggersChaos1290k110/0/140k1 - 01000k112/1/080k50k
White HopeHigh Elf1360k100/0/050k1 - 31370k253/1/190k69k
Death huntersDark Elf1380k110/2/060k0 - 31440k273/0/160k61k
Back in ActionNecromantic1320k101/0/140k0 - 31480k191/1/070k59k
GothsChildUndead1380k151/0/050k2 - 11000k120/1/190k63k
Crusaders of BlightNurgle's Rotters1450k121/0/060k1 - 11340k122/0/070k78k
StomsDark Elf1520k202/0/120k2 - 31730k230/1/130k60k
Kult of CarnageOrc1500k130/0/150k1 - 31670k221/1/160k49k
Resurrection guysShambling Undead1480k21/0/00k0 - 11300k163/0/0110k42k
MauerhuepferDwarf1470k90/0/070k1 - 21710k194/0/030k68k
Alter EgoHuman1460k331/0/350k5 - 01360k91/0/070k42k
Global Terrorist CamvinizeKhemri1580k291/2/250k4 - 11450k121/0/040k40k
Deutsche BB-spacken und AvaOrc1680k160/0/010k2 - 21430k201/1/270k51k
B l u e SHigh Elf1480k131/0/040k1 - 51360k241/0/080k57k
Big deathKhemri1550k262/2/060k3 - 21450k140/1/020k58k
Whirlwind of DryjhnaOrc1670k00/0/00k0 - 11660k211/1/2100k59k