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[S] Chaos Halfling
| A long time ago, there where the big star cook Mischa "Mushroom" Fatdinner from the Shire Halfsweet. He was famous for his excellent five-course meals with different Mushrooms he found in the near forest. one time the local Bloodbowl team "No Harm Brothers" came for dinner and Mischa served his new creation "bull testicles on a bed of mushroom". But a terrible thing happened! But from the beginning on: Once as Mischa were in the forest for finding some wild garlic, he found an injured goblin near a great oak. As the oak is the symbol of the great bloodbowl team "No Harm Brothers", he took all his courage and brought the little one to his house. He nursed him and the two getting friends after a while. It turned out that the goblin has a loss of memory, he didn't even remember his name. so mischa had pity on "Pisko" (as he named him) and Pisko helped Mischa in the kitchen. after a few weeks a wizard from the far mountains (well, in fact they are about 50 miles away) were a guest in Mischas restaurant and he requested to see the excellent kitchen. as Mischa shows him all suddendly all candles were blown off. After Mischas enforcements to lit all candles, Pisko was lying stunned on the ground and the wizard was gone. Since that time the little Gobo was some different. He's often getting angry and was very lazy. But Mischa got some other problems! The legendary Stunty Cup Match between the "No Harm Brothers" and the Goblin Cheaters "Friends of SM" was on sunday and Mischa was the legendary chief cook of the "No Harm Brothers". And as normal he made his newest creations for the team a day before. This time it was "bull testicles on a bed of mushroom" and after they eaten it, their eyes getting red, their hands changed to claws and they destroyed the whole restaurant. On the next day, the "No Harm Brothers" won their first game and killed eight opponents. It was also the first time, that anyone was killed in the shire halfsweet. Since this day, Mischa never cooked again and no bloodbowl team ever played for the Shire Halfsweet. But what happened excactly you wondered? well the wizard had a lot of depts in a bordell and tried to find a way out of it. As every fan of bloodbowl knew was "No Harm Brothers" the badest team ever and every betting office gave high profits on a victory of them. so he went to the Mischas restaurant, killed the little gobo and took his place with some shapeshifting spells and poisened the whole team with unholy khorne marks. they getting chaos halflings and won their first game and the wizard a lot of money. After the match he took all the little chaos halflings with and made the new team "Cooks Horror". A very successfull and feared stunty team... |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 2 |
Chaos Spawn
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5 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal Tentacles, Block, Pro |
n | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 1 | 35/ | 230k
(140+90)k |
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| 3 |
Chaos Halfling
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Diving Tackle |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11/ | 65k
(35+30)k |
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| 4 |
Chaos Halfling
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5/ | 35k
(35+0)k |
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| 5 |
Chaos Halfling
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 35k
(35+0)k |
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| 6 |
Chaos Halfling
|
5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Diving Tackle |
4 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/ | 65k
(35+30)k |
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| 7 |
Chaos Halfling
|
5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Diving Tackle |
4 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8/ | 65k
(35+30)k |
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| 8 |
Chaos Halfling
|
5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Diving Tackle, Side Step |
14 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 21/ | 95k
(35+60)k |
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| 9 |
Chaos Halfling
|
5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 35k
(35+0)k |
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| 10 |
Chaos Halfling
|
5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Claw |
m | 14 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 13/ | 65k
(0)k |
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| 11 |
Chaos Halfling
|
5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Claw |
16 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/ | 65k
(35+30)k |
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| 12 |
Chaos Halfling
|
5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Diving Tackle, Side Step |
n | 15 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 18/ | 95k
(35+60)k |
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| 13 |
Chaos Halfling
|
5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 35k
(0)k |
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| 14 |
Carver
|
5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon Sure Feet |
14 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6/ | 100k
(70+30)k |
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| 15 |
Carver
|
5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 16 |
Chaos Halfling
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 35k
(35+0)k |
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| 13 players (+2 players missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 16 (7/5/4) | | | TD Diff: | 4 (17 - 13) | | | Cas Diff: | 16 (28/30/14 - 26/21/9) |
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| Last Opponent: [S] Clerasil's Victims | |||||||
| For | Against | ||||||||||
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| Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
 Matruska | Strigoyan | 1000k | 22 | 4/1/0 | 50k | 2 - 1 | 1170k | 10 | 1/1/0 | 60k | 58k |
| Chaos City Chiefs | Chaos Halfling | 1100k | 12 | 3/0/0 | 90k | 1 - 0 | 1060k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 72k |
| Serveants Of The Darkness | Chaos Halfling | 1210k | 20 | 3/1/1 | 100k | 1 - 0 | 1360k | 2 | 0/0/1 | 0k | 79k |
| Fly SWAT | Pygmy | 1330k | 16 | 0/1/3 | 80k | 1 - 1 | 1130k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 73k |
| Hot Saw IV | Chaos Halfling | 1400k | 12 | 0/3/1 | 50k | 1 - 1 | 1450k | 13 | 1/1/1 | 80k | 85k |
| Crappity Boo! | Chaos Halfling | 1440k | 17 | 2/2/1 | 100k | 1 - 0 | 1400k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 86k |
| Fast Fellows | Skink | 1520k | 12 | 0/2/0 | 80k | 1 - 1 | 1960k | 15 | 0/3/0 | 40k | 105k |
| Gavrilos Bomb | Nurglings | 1570k | 11 | 0/1/2 | 40k | 0 - 0 | 1360k | 23 | 4/4/1 | 20k | 56k |
| Rotten Devotion | Nurglings | 1570k | 16 | 4/0/0 | 70k | 1 - 2 | 1240k | 20 | 1/2/1 | 70k | 71k |
| Hot Saw IV | Chaos Halfling | 1510k | 22 | 1/4/2 | 50k | 1 - 0 | 1590k | 15 | 2/2/1 | 80k | 81k |
| Moral Pygmies | Pygmy | 1560k | 20 | 2/3/1 | 40k | 1 - 2 | 1580k | 21 | 1/2/2 | 50k | 90k |
| Hot Saw IV | Chaos Halfling | 1580k | 22 | 3/3/1 | 30k | 1 - 1 | 1570k | 26 | 5/3/1 | 80k | 88k |
| SantaFaz Claus | Chaos Halfling | 1660k | 14 | 1/2/0 | 80k | 1 - 2 | 1650k | 13 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 94k |
| [S] Clerasil's Victims | Nurglings | 1750k | 21 | 2/2/1 | 40k | 2 - 0 | 1770k | 11 | 2/1/0 | 40k | 55k |
| Massive Mini Minos | Chaos Halfling | 1680k | 27 | 2/4/1 | 80k | 2 - 0 | 1510k | 9 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 81k |
| [S] Clerasil's Victims | Nurglings | 1820k | 9 | 1/1/0 | 20k | 0 - 2 | 1770k | 23 | 5/2/1 | 20k | 60k |