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The Lancers are a rag-tag team of Wood, High and Dark Elves known for their smack talking. The cruellest, haughtiest, and most importantly, lippy elves of the Old World were recruited by head coach Dorfel Nimblestick to form the Lorftheim Lancers. However, due to their on-field (and off-field) penchant for quips, jibes, insults and bon-mots, they've acquired the moniker "Loquatious".

I am now aware that I've spelt Loquatious incorrectly. It's actually spelt 'Loquacious'. Suits me right.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lineman
6 3 4 7   5 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 60k
(50)k
 
2
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Guard
  17 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 90k
(80)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Dodge
  18 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 80k
(70)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Dodge
  18 3 0 0 0 2 13/ 80k
(70)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 4 6
Block
-av, m 10 3 1 0 0 0 6/ 80k
(0)k
 
9
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
  3 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 70k
(70)k
 
10
Catcher
8 3 5 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Dodge, +AG, Block, Pass Block
n 18 4 15 0 1 3 66/ 200k
(192)k
 
11
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
Accurate, Sure Hands, Safe Throw
  16 19 0 0 1 2 31/ 130k
(140)k
 
13
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(128)k
 
14
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Jump Up, Dodge
  13 2 4 0 2 1 23/ 160k
(170)k
 
15
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Tackle, Strip Ball
n 15 0 8 0 3 1 35/ 170k
(158)k
 
16
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Dodge, Block, Side Step, Strip Ball
n 14 2 11 0 0 4 55/ 180k
(175)k
 
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: robofreem Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Elf Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1710k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:18 (14/0/4) |TD Diff:19 (44 - 25) |Cas Diff:-30 (13/2/2 - 19/19/9)
Last Opponent: Skullsnappers Revenge

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Flesh 'n BonesNurgle's Rotters1000k130/0/090k2 - 01080k50/0/040k71k
SuperStars of the PastElf1110k152/0/050k2 - 31230k160/1/040k60k
Necromantic HIINecromantic1200k161/0/0100k3 - 11150k121/2/090k62k
Smells Like AssNurgle's Rotters1330k210/0/130k4 - 11280k150/2/160k58k
Crypt FriendsKhemri1410k151/0/080k2 - 11490k214/1/150k74k
Anvil TossersOgre1330k181/1/130k2 - 11100k141/2/080k51k
Dead LegionNecromantic1390k130/0/050k2 - 11300k121/1/040k64k
Macho MansOgre1460k342/0/090k6 - 11520k122/0/070k64k
Vile Darkness ReturnsNecromantic1580k150/0/040k2 - 11310k181/1/070k63k
Dark Tower Disciples, Part 2Necromantic1640k140/0/020k2 - 11580k122/0/160k55k
Iron DukesNorse1640k110/0/040k1 - 31620k241/1/040k71k
Gold diggerDwarf1700k121/0/070k1 - 21660k192/5/170k67k
Trans Sylvania ExpressVampire1660k191/0/040k3 - 21490k161/0/130k51k
OredaChaos Dwarf1660k141/0/030k2 - 01960k102/0/040k73k
Mullyman UnitedOld World1730k171/1/050k3 - 21510k160/1/270k64k
Cheese!!Skaven1730k161/0/020k2 - 41470k220/0/140k53k
Statholt ReserveOld World1780k191/0/020k3 - 01470k80/1/060k73k
Skullsnappers RevengeOrc1850k130/0/060k2 - 11850k151/1/130k51k