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Retired [S] Chaos Halfling

Team is sponsored by Chick-fil-a Restaurant.

The players' names are taken from 2005 calendar.

Eat Moooooooooooo Chicken!



The S.A.C. mission is to thwart the twisted schemes of the mad genius Dr. Beefwurst and his evil organization, Burger King.

DIED ON THE PITCH

Carvers
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1661580">Moo Ryker</a>

Flings
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1720279">Robert Kabob</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1897607">Black Angus</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1833313">Udder Maddness</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1734886">Moogarita</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1719329">Omaha Steaks</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1661603">Agent Moo</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1676122">Porter House</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1703554">Meadow Grazing</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1716917">Big Mac</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1676124">Chip Beef</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1661599">Helmut Holstein</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1680762">Biff Cutlets</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1661595">Moo Jit Su</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1720280">Moo Man Cho</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1661592">Vienna Saucy</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1775005">Colonel Sanders</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1719332">Ronald McDonald</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1935754">Taco Bel
Grande</a>

Minotaurs
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1661573">Filippe Mignon</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1661571">Cudd</a>

Three of the losses have been conceded matches. Nuffle just bent us over and we said FU!

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I am very disgusted with BB because it is a game based on luck and not skill. The dice seem to always make the game one-sided or screw you in the end.

It is not just me who hates the dice! This is from Arktoris:
"I know another person who walked away from the game after rolling (I kid you not) TEN 1s in a row with his dark elves against my 3rd ed. Grrinderz. He realized it doesn't matter what your strategy is, you are still nothing more than a slave to the dice. This is something he couldn't respect!"
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Maggie Moo
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Block, Multiple Block
   13 0 0 0 12 0 24/ 200k
(140+60)k
  
2
T-Bone Welldone
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Claw, Block, Multiple Block, Tackle
   23 0 0 0 31 1 67/ 260k
(140+120)k
  
3
Honey Dejon
Carver
4 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
Side Step
 -ma 32 0 0 0 4 0 8/ 100k
(70+30)k
  
4
Biff Stroganoff
Carver
4 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
Diving Tackle
 -ma, n 35 1 0 0 2 2 15/ 100k
(70+30)k
  
5
Mooford T. Justice
Chaos Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 -ma 14 1 0 0 2 1 10/ 65k
(35+30)k
  
6
General Chow
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
7
Bo Vine
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Strip Ball
 -av 17 1 1 0 0 2 14/ 65k
(35+30)k
  
8
Chicken Little
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
10
The Uddertaker
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 7 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 35k
(0)k
  
11
Weldone Steak
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
12
Chop Liver
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
13
Paris Hilton
Chaos Halfling
5 1 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block
 -st 7 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 65k
(35+30)k
  
14
Mini the Moooocher
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   8 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 65k
(35+30)k
  
15
Moover Shaker
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
16
Dr. Mooo
Chaos Halfling
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Leap, Sure Feet
   33 6 7 0 1 4 49/ 125k
(35+90)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: VinnieSpleenmasher Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1550k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1585k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:37 (17/8/12) |TD Diff:9 (35 - 26) |Cas Diff:-29 (62/41/23 - 76/49/30)
Last Opponent: Rotten Little Things

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Vampire XIStrigoyan1000k101/0/080k1 - 01000k152/2/140k78k
Lazer DaisiesNurglings1100k163/1/270k1 - 11000k142/0/250k69k
Friends no moreSkryre Slaves1130k181/1/1110k1 - 01050k21/0/00k69k
We Try To Say Goodbye IIGoblin1280k163/1/270k1 - 01250k155/1/050k80k
Da' ladzGoblin Cheaters1390k171/0/290k2 - 11000k140/1/290k73k
Wuttup WithemGnome1400k171/0/150k2 - 01000k71/0/080k74k
Never Go Out With 3 TrollsSnotling1440k132/2/040k1 - 01370k140/2/370k74k
Nurgle's GrandniecesNurglings1400k152/0/050k2 - 01390k111/1/050k62k
Sock StealersGnome1480k101/0/050k1 - 01500k131/1/260k66k
Bodacious BB Team ConceptsPygmy1420k223/4/180k1 - 11000k202/3/190k73k
Drinking Peokko ClanGoblin1480k140/3/070k1 - 21590k285/2/170k70k
Rotten DevotionNurglings1520k150/2/080k1 - 01320k00/0/00k53k
From Hell They CameStrigoyan1640k62/0/10k0 - 11790k191/1/1100k80k
Oh My God Thats GrossNurglings1600k192/3/150k1 - 11590k170/2/250k81k
Halfgrown HalfylingHalfling1530k00/0/00k0 - 11540k152/0/070k92k
Sexy Hot DogsHalfling1520k92/0/060k0 - 01790k174/1/250k73k
H.E.D.P. RebornGnome1560k00/0/00k0 - 11440k150/2/070k75k
Beyond Rules and RegulationsGoblin Cheaters1510k71/0/030k0 - 21370k141/0/070k72k
Famous Scottish BarristersGoblin Cheaters1400k161/2/080k1 - 11480k141/2/040k82k
MG GiantsAlbion Fae1460k232/2/190k2 - 01460k131/3/060k65k
Lizzie's LobosPygmy1570k203/1/230k2 - 11490k152/1/030k72k
Gnomez frum da 'HoodGnome1610k71/0/070k0 - 21710k233/2/050k77k
Pot 'O PusNurglings1610k143/0/180k1 - 11600k205/1/270k84k
We're Also Certainly Gnomes!Gnome1440k163/1/050k1 - 11580k70/1/040k83k
School of Knock HardsGnome1510k183/2/150k1 - 01560k163/1/170k79k
Pot 'O PusNurglings1560k142/2/030k1 - 11610k132/1/160k63k
Gnomez frum da 'HoodGnome1560k91/2/050k0 - 12170k203/1/260k64k
Maniac MidgetsChaos Halfling1470k151/1/160k1 - 01430k203/4/130k50k
One Nation One StationNurglings1520k92/0/050k0 - 11130k121/1/080k84k
mice and robotsSkryre Slaves1580k222/2/170k3 - 01730k235/4/120k62k
Chaotic ManiacsChaos Halfling1550k20/0/10k0 - 11520k101/1/0100k85k
GildaChaos Halfling1540k131/3/010k0 - 11520k193/0/270k57k
Belly buttonsChaos Halfling1520k152/1/020k2 - 01540k132/1/010k48k
Slay!!!Nurglings1570k152/1/270k0 - 21600k296/3/060k67k
Moargh TribeGoblin1680k110/0/070k2 - 01460k131/2/180k83k
Festa PastaNurglings1600k326/4/270k2 - 01770k113/0/150k66k
Rotten Little ThingsNurglings1670k92/0/070k0 - 21730k193/1/160k93k