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-----------| 060305 |----------- From the very beginning, the Dendroid Dancers of Doom have been cursed with extremely bad luck on the pitch. Much to their coach's dislike, the players gathered together after their 4th match (where they had already experienced 16 casualties) and agreed on the motto: "Ease the pain, stay slain" which Loxikan di Fangorn (the team's captain at the time) argued was the best way to prevent casualties. "If you lie silently on you back, no one's gonna harm you", he said(never having met Dreadclaw), and soon the cowardly elfes were seen entering the field without helmets and small signs on their foreheads saying "I hate your race, slap my face!" or "you're a bum and so's you mum" and the like. The elfes usually dont play more than a few rounds before 3 or 4 of their players have left the field, and for every match they get more and more paranoid, which you cant blaim them since they usually have to bury a teammate after each game. -----------| 260505 |----------- Finally the day occured when Loxikan di Fangorn, the last player from the original roster, got seriously injured. He will now be taken off the team, and be bound to watch the future games from the coach bench. -----------| 040705 |----------- Today the Dancers had one of the hardest matches ever against Calon's Bunny Group and their dreaded top blocker Bunnypuncher. In the very first round Grindya the Runner was blocked and seriously injured by Bunnypuncher, and when Foxtrot of Fear got the same treatment in second turn, the poor Dendroid Dancers weren't too happy. The chaotic start was followed by 2 bh's and another SI the next 4 rounds, and when the apo was used to save Bruyn the Hunter from getting killed by a stone thrown by some mad hooligans, all hope seemed lost. But fortunately Bruyn the Hunter showed his class, and with help from a good thrower, Anao, and the rookie catcher, Illowar Danzas, the team managed to make a few smart moves. They dodged all over the place, picked the ball up the strangest places, and tried most of all to keep far away from Bunnypuncher. Ashly the tree managed to get him knocked out in the end, and the team recovered and turned the horror match to end 5-1 in their favor. -----------| 040705 |----------- Another bad match to the collection. Adolf's Corredores showed the Dendroid Dancers of Doom that fans are everything. At the very first kick off a nasty hooligan threw a rock that hit Anao Charsia so hard on his right hand that the bones got chrushed to pieces. The hand is now useless, and he'll have to retire since a thrower that can't throw is pretty useless. The bad luck continued the rest of the match, and culminated with the Corredore's fans invading the pitch in the last drive, beating up 6 outa 9 players from the Dancers team, so they couldn't defend against the last TD at all. x'O'x Current Casualty rate per match x,O,x -1,08

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Evil X	Chaos	1000k	13	0/1/1	60k	1 - 2	1180k	20	3/1/0	100k	82k
Skippy Halfpints	Halfling	1080k	8	0/2/0	40k	0 - 2	1000k	21	5/0/0	80k	71k
Daughters of Nightmare	Amazon	1140k	15	0/0/0	50k	2 - 2	1200k	17	1/1/0	60k	55k
Artici	Norse	1220k	9	1/0/1	80k	0 - 2	1200k	21	3/2/0	100k	76k
Forest Folklore	Wood Elf	1320k	16	1/0/1	30k	1 - 4	1390k	22	1/1/0	60k	78k
Nordish Sportsmen	Norse	1370k	16	1/1/1	70k	1 - 0	1200k	9	0/0/1	70k	37k
Mankies	Skaven	1480k	16	0/1/0	30k	2 - 2	1320k	17	1/1/0	50k	69k
Symfonie	High Elf	1490k	12	0/0/0	30k	1 - 4	1450k	24	2/0/0	80k	70k
Gods and Heroes	Wood Elf	1540k	27	2/1/0	70k	4 - 3	1670k	16	0/0/0	40k	92k
Bitter Elves	Dark Elf	1620k	7	0/0/0	70k	0 - 2	1650k	17	1/1/0	70k	109k
True Colors	Undead	1700k	14	0/1/1	70k	1 - 1	1790k	12	2/0/0	40k	82k
Chaos God of Disease	Nurgle's Rotters	1720k	16	1/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1610k	12	0/2/0	50k	71k
Gods of Faerun	Human	1820k	15	0/0/1	10k	1 - 2	1810k	19	1/2/0	60k	73k
S.T.B. Blackville	Dark Elf	1850k	11	1/0/0	40k	1 - 2	1810k	12	0/0/1	50k	65k
Bank Robbers	Necromantic Horror	1910k	15	0/1/0	70k	2 - 0	1850k	11	1/2/1	60k	76k
St Avold Moonlights	Necromantic	1860k	17	1/0/0	30k	2 - 2	1700k	12	0/2/1	30k	82k
Family Friendly	Nurgle's Rotters	1850k	12	0/1/0	40k	2 - 0	1970k	10	3/0/1	20k	90k
Avelorn Ballet Company	High Elf	1830k	29	3/1/0	30k	3 - 1	1960k	16	0/2/1	60k	81k
Show Me The Candy!	Chaos	1910k	17	0/0/0	30k	3 - 2	1470k	15	0/1/1	80k	85k
Jah' Sons	Human	1980k	7	0/0/1	30k	0 - 4	1920k	30	1/4/0	20k	77k
Babes Incorporated	Amazon	2020k	15	1/0/0	30k	2 - 4	1410k	25	0/1/0	70k	79k
Smamph	Orc	2070k	23	1/0/0	40k	4 - 0	2170k	12	2/0/1	10k	70k
Out of the Ground	Undead	2080k	13	0/0/0	60k	1 - 3	2150k	22	0/2/1	30k	102k
Yo Ronce	Norse	2150k	11	0/0/0	40k	1 - 3	2170k	20	1/0/1	20k	80k
Lords of Deception	Dark Elf	1980k	16	1/0/1	50k	1 - 4	1910k	32	2/3/0	40k	62k
Yadet with Luv	Dark Elf	2050k	20	2/0/0	60k	2 - 2	1940k	18	2/0/0	50k	83k
astlöcher	Wood Elf	2000k	12	0/0/0	20k	1 - 0	2250k	0	0/0/0	0k	32k
Divine Assassins	Skaven	2050k	17	0/0/0	30k	3 - 5	2070k	22	1/0/0	70k	105k
Pencil	Undead	2110k	13	0/1/0	0k	2 - 2	2310k	15	3/2/1	10k	79k
Riders of Jormungand	Norse	2150k	21	0/1/0	30k	3 - 1	2100k	12	0/0/1	10k	76k
Sunblazers	High Elf	2120k	21	0/1/0	40k	3 - 4	2090k	25	0/0/0	40k	71k
Nandorins	High Elf	2200k	18	1/1/0	60k	1 - 6	2620k	34	0/1/0	60k	120k
Indifference to politics	Human	2100k	21	0/0/0	10k	3 - 4	2110k	30	2/2/0	50k	67k
Nienna Eärfalas Guard Team	Wood Elf	2120k	18	0/1/0	50k	2 - 2	2080k	14	0/1/0	0k	76k
bitte nicht haun	Skaven	1930k	29	0/0/0	60k	5 - 0	1740k	8	0/1/0	80k	101k
Sissies United	Wood Elf	2050k	29	1/0/1	0k	4 - 5	2020k	32	2/1/0	30k	79k
Las Flexas del este	Wood Elf	2000k	27	2/1/0	40k	4 - 1	2030k	13	0/1/0	40k	51k
Fun n Gun	Wood Elf	2090k	21	1/2/0	60k	1 - 4	2290k	26	3/0/0	50k	88k
knights of the coconut	High Elf	2200k	20	1/0/0	10k	2 - 4	2210k	25	0/0/0	50k	76k
Clouded Judgement	Wood Elf	2240k	19	2/0/0	70k	2 - 3	2390k	23	2/1/0	40k	118k
Bunny's Group	Skaven	2270k	24	0/0/0	30k	5 - 1	2670k	18	2/3/0	10k	100k
Horny Elfbowlers	Chaos	2270k	11	0/0/0	10k	1 - 2	1730k	13	1/0/0	30k	64k
Corredores	Skaven	2290k	13	1/0/0	40k	2 - 4	2450k	22	0/1/0	40k	96k
Henbridge Maulers	Human	2180k	12	0/0/1	80k	1 - 0	2120k	0	0/0/0	0k	84k
Woodies at Trieout	Wood Elf	2290k	22	4/0/0	30k	2 - 2	2240k	19	1/1/0	30k	94k
Disdainful Dukes	High Elf	2370k	18	0/0/0	40k	2 - 3	2460k	18	0/1/0	70k	102k
Clan Moulder and Scully	Skaven	2440k	23	0/1/1	10k	3 - 2	2250k	21	2/1/0	40k	85k
Angus Chucks Da Cheese	Skaven	2300k	16	0/1/0	40k	2 - 5	2220k	32	2/2/0	70k	131k
Red Wing Woodies	Wood Elf	2290k	3	1/0/0	0k	0 - 3	2270k	27	1/2/0	100k	110k