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CASE STUDY #1 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am very disgusted with BB because it is a game based on luck and not skill. The dice seem to always make the game one-sided or screw you in the end. It is very rare that a great game is played. I am giving up the game, but I felt badly after retiring the team dedicated to my brother. This team will be the only team I play in open stunty competition. I will try to play one game a day. It is not just me who hates the dice! This is from Arktoris: "I know another person who walked away from the game after rolling (I kid you not) TEN 1s in a row with his dark elves against my 3rd ed. Grrinderz. He realised it doesn't matter what your strategy is, you are still nothing more than a slave to the dice. This is something he couldn't respect!" DISBAND THE BBRC! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Case Study: Win-Lose-Tie 0-2-0: First two games were so one-sided and never close! 1-2-0: Third game is first win; game was one-sided in my favor. 2-2: Fourth game was what I expect. It whittled down to 7-7 and he still had a chance to tie on the last turn. 3-2: He had the CAS but I made key blocks when needed. He had an 8-11 advantage in 2nd half, but dice helped me/screwed him in key situations. 4-2: Sixth game was what I expect. Game wasn't decided until T6 of 2nd half. I scored on T8 to avoid a TTM by his tree. I won 1-0. 5-2: Fugliest dice game yet! Nurgs dodged like elves. Flings misses three gfis while burning rrs. Fling misses a ball pick up in endzone to end 1st half. 3 Nurgs die when regen fails. I won 1-0. 5-2-1: Second fugly game in a row. Dice take the win from us when fling on T8 of 2nd half misses a GFI into the EZ. Game ends 0-0. 6-2-1: Dice shift allegiance after disconnection. The dice were one-sided his way until a disconnect happened. After reloading, the dice were in my favor. This allowed me to have a one-sided victory. 7-2-1: This game was a recovery game for Arktoris's gobbos. I played it with my weakest flings....until he forced me to play others by putting the weak into the injury boxes. 8-2-1: This game was one-sided in his favor. Dice made it a "body" game early. I held him off by selecting block (OUCH!) a couple of times and prevented him from scoring in the first half. The only good turn I had was one T8 of second half. It was a miracle play: A Fling picks up the ball in TZ, dodges out, makes a long stunty pass, fling catches it, and scores for the 1-0 win. 9-2-1: Another fugly game; ball was bouncing everywhere. It became a "body" game in my favor during the second half. I won 1-0. 9-2-2: A TTM leads him to a 2-1 advantage. The dice create a "body" game for him early in the second half. Again, another miracle T8 play allows me to tie. The miracle play: A Fling dodges into a TZ, picks up the ball in the TZ, makes two dodges out, makes a long stunty pass, fling catches it in EZ, and scores for the 2-2 tie. 10-2-2: The dice made this match one-sided in a hurry; he was either getting hurt by the ref or by casualty! I won 3-0. 10-2-3: Gnomes are boring to play against because of their high armor. A lucky bounce to a blunderbuss (a gift from the dice) leads him to an easy score. I scored in the second half to salvage a 1-1 tie. 10-2-4: Dice gods give him a score on T8 of first half when diving tackle fails. I score an easy TD in second half, and the game ends in a 1-1 tie. 10-3-4: My first loss after fourteen games. The dice really took over in this game! I miss a gfi into endzone that costs a score on T8 of first half. Dice lock me down the entire second half and it becomes a "body" game. He scores easily. I lose 1-0. SIDE NOTE: I am an idiot! Gnomes are boring to play against because of their high armor. Don't play more than one gnome game a month! 10-4-4: Fugly dice game. This became a "body" game for me very early. I played the entire second half with three players. I wasn't hurt by his big guy (one cas), but it was from all the other same strength players. Five deaths total: 2 for me and 3 for him (including his Strig Lord). I lost 3-0. 10-4-5: Both teams use TTM to set up a score. The games was a 1-1 tie. Both ogres age and niggle after earning SPPs. This will allow more one-sided games! Ageing is another wonderful "addition" to the game by the BBRC. 11-4-5: I burned the apoth to get Garry into the game. I scored on his possession during first half, but then ball does funny bouncing in the second half. My blocks and his boneheaded beasts allow me to finally secure ball and score. I win 2-0. 12-4-5: Dice lock down his daredevils with bonehead and gum his RSC. His DP was ineffective too. I win the casualty battle 2 deaths to 1. Game became a "body" game in my favor. I won 2-0. 13-4-5: The dice allow my blocks to hurt. I knocked-out one of his beasts during each half. During the seconf half, it quickly becomes a "body" game in my favor. I win 2-0. 14-4-5: Miracle win! I survive trolls, pump wagons, poison daggers, and a dirty player with only one ogre! After getting beat down for the first half, he scores on T8. I get the TTM attempt...and it works! I score to make it 1-1. I then receive the second half KO and score to go up 2-1. He was hurt when his trolls BH'd too many times in the second half. I win 2-1. 14-4-6: Miracle play allows us to end the game in a tie, 1-1. On T7 of 2nd half, Fling runs into the EZ to await the pass. Next, another Fling dodges out of TZ (uses rr) and then into a TZ to pick up ball. He dodges out and throws a long stunty pass to Fling standing in EZ who catches it for the score. It was one of only two decent turns I had the entire game. 14-5-6: This was the worst one-sided game yet. On T7 on 1st half, I had an ogre left on the field. The rest of the game I played with three players. His two minotaurs had 8 casualties WITHOUT the use of RSC. I lose 3-1. Side note: Lancio's greed showed at the end. 14-5-7: It was another one-sided game. I get the 1st half and he gets the 2nd half. I had to burn apoth or both ogres would have missed the game. I had a 40 TR advantage which meant nothing. The game ends in a 1-1 tie. Side Note: Maximilian made my brain hurt, so I'll never play him again! 15-5-7: It has been a long time, but I would say this was a good game. Shasta McNasty had a chance to tie on T7 but he failed a GFI. I fouled the fallen skink to stun him which meant that his Saurus had to make a miracle play in order to score. It didn't. I won 1-0. 16-5-7: We win the battle but not the war! We win 1-0, but we lose two more skilled Flings. The injury dice have beaten us down to a smatter of our former self! 17-5-7: Fugly game! Down to only Flings for the entire second half, I score to put the game out of reach. I win 2-1. Perfect game to prove how powerful the dice really are! 17-5-8: I survived against squigs with only one ogre. The highlight of the game was that the team lost no players due to injury! The score was 1-1. 17-6-8: Team rating means shit! I played Arktoris in a friendly, but the dice made it a one-sided laugher in his favor. I had a 182 TR to his 123 TR. It was 2-0 at half time and it continued to get worse in the second half. They score again on T4 of the second half after I fail numerous times and burn re-rolls. I am bored off my arse just wasting time! I can't call it playing because the dice won't let me play. The BBRC and their all-powerful dice have really *ucked up this once great game! The game ended 4-0. Check it out for yourself! <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=695320">WHY I HATE THE BBRC</a> 17-7-8: It happened again! Back to back poundings by the dice! BB: No strategy + All dice = No fun. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=695572">WHY I HATE THE BBRC</a> 17-8-8: Thrid time in a row that TR means nothing. Dice give win instead of a tie. I lose 1-0. The game is so predictable and boring. I know when every missed pick, hand-off, pass, or gfi is going to happen. 17-8-9: The dice strike again! On T8 of the second half, a Fling needs to blitz a snot away from him and then walk into the EZ for win. We know what is coming! DOUBLE SKULL; RE-ROLL; DOUBLE SKULL! ROFL! THIS GAME IS SOOO PREDICTABLE! The game ends in a 0-0 tie. 17-9-9: Team concedes after dice lock me down on first two turns. The game, after two turns, turned ito a "body" game in his favor. The ogre with double niggles due t o ageing quits the team in disgust. TEAM RETIRES

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Bavarian Scouts	Pygmy	1000k	5	0/0/0	80k	0 - 2	1130k	17	0/2/1	80k	72k
Kdas	Skryre Slaves	1040k	7	0/1/0	80k	0 - 3	1000k	20	0/2/0	100k	63k
Quatsch Comedy Club	Nurglings	1130k	20	3/0/1	90k	3 - 0	1040k	9	1/0/1	30k	55k
Pigmy Eagles	Pygmy	1270k	17	1/1/2	60k	1 - 0	1310k	22	3/3/2	70k	59k
Halfling Slayers	Chaos Halfling	1280k	18	2/1/0	50k	2 - 0	1170k	15	1/3/1	60k	72k
pansy puff power	Albion Fae	1280k	16	5/1/1	40k	1 - 0	1320k	7	1/0/0	40k	74k
Quatsch Comedy Club	Nurglings	1350k	19	1/1/3	90k	1 - 0	1200k	17	3/2/1	70k	74k
Log Chompers	Halfling	1400k	14	4/1/1	80k	0 - 0	1530k	15	2/3/0	40k	91k
Crawlerz	Nurglings	1450k	19	2/1/1	80k	2 - 0	1450k	11	2/1/0	50k	78k
Seethers	Goblin	1510k	16	1/2/0	60k	1 - 0	1130k	10	1/1/0	40k	76k
Alcohol	Snotling	1550k	15	3/0/0	40k	1 - 0	1620k	13	0/2/2	70k	75k
Magik Soup Up Orchestra	Albion Fae	1460k	16	2/1/2	70k	1 - 0	1260k	11	1/1/1	90k	82k
Chockas IIII	Chaos Halfling	1540k	14	0/1/0	30k	2 - 2	1640k	21	4/2/0	30k	74k
Nasal Discharge	Snotling	1560k	28	3/3/1	70k	3 - 0	1610k	13	3/3/0	80k	98k
Sock Stealers	Gnome	1600k	14	2/2/0	20k	1 - 1	1510k	16	2/1/1	50k	69k
Yo Snotling Team II	Snotling	1550k	29	5/4/1	30k	1 - 1	1650k	16	2/1/0	30k	77k
Gnomos	Gnome	1610k	9	0/2/1	60k	0 - 1	1560k	14	0/1/2	90k	84k
Dynamo Bulk	Strigoyan	1560k	13	1/0/4	80k	0 - 3	1450k	30	6/0/3	80k	85k
Tiny Dancers	Albion Fae	1600k	20	3/3/0	30k	1 - 1	2060k	17	3/0/1	60k	86k
Gavrilos Bomb	Nurglings	1600k	19	1/1/1	70k	2 - 0	1700k	11	2/0/1	50k	74k
Slappy Slappy	Skryre Slaves	1670k	25	4/1/2	50k	2 - 0	1470k	13	3/0/2	60k	74k
Quatsch Comedy Club	Nurglings	1740k	27	7/0/2	60k	2 - 0	1590k	11	3/1/0	50k	79k
Hurra Burra	Snotling	1820k	13	1/0/0	20k	2 - 1	1710k	23	4/1/2	50k	80k
Shuden Krot	Chaos Halfling	1840k	14	2/0/0	60k	1 - 1	1810k	17	4/0/0	40k	98k
Chockas IIII	Chaos Halfling	1840k	11	0/1/0	70k	1 - 3	1610k	33	6/2/2	60k	81k
We Make Kaos	Chaos Halfling	1710k	17	3/1/0	50k	1 - 1	1330k	16	0/3/1	50k	59k
Chitter	Skink	1650k	22	1/2/4	50k	1 - 0	1220k	5	0/0/0	40k	66k
Mites of Nurgel	Nurglings	1760k	16	2/1/1	40k	1 - 0	1900k	13	1/2/1	20k	88k
Chockas IIII	Chaos Halfling	1700k	16	1/1/0	70k	2 - 1	1830k	19	2/1/2	10k	62k
Greek	Squig Herders	1750k	12	1/1/0	40k	1 - 1	1450k	17	2/2/0	70k	71k
Seethers	Goblin	1820k	9	0/1/1	20k	0 - 4	1230k	27	2/2/2	90k	87k
We Can Not	Nurglings	1740k	5	0/0/0	60k	0 - 1	1410k	18	2/1/2	70k	83k
Serpacci	Chaos Halfling	1500k	11	2/3/0	60k	0 - 1	1100k	12	1/0/1	50k	74k
Barby Killers	Snotling	1560k	9	2/1/0	40k	0 - 0	1630k	13	1/1/2	50k	81k
Leevi and the Leeflings	Chaos Halfling	1500k	2	0/1/0	0k	0 - 1	1330k	12	1/0/0	120k	68k