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From the horrors of Long Island (birthplace of Lou Reed) they came. Raised from the desiccated remains of Major Indoor Soccer League's (MISL for all you PAK's out there) most winningest team, (Possibly. Who knows? Soccer Sucks!) or failing to find names of past Arrow players on the interweb, infamous Strong Islanders (who might only be dead careerwise.)

NEW YORK ARROWS
Years in league: 1978-79 to 1983-84
Arena: Nassau Coliseum, Uniondale NY (7th deepest pit of hell)
Overall Regular Season Record: 158-78

Yearly Standings, and fun facts:

1978-79: 16-8 Season Champions
On Memorial Day every fan received a coupon for the food court of the fabulous "Mall at Roosevelt Field" (Launching pad for the trans-Atlantic flight of notorious racist and baby killer, Charles Lindbergh). Children under the age of 12 got bobble-heads of star forward Steve Zungul as well.

1979-80: 27-5 Season Champions
Billy Joel, Strong Island's answer to New Jersey's "the Boss", sang the national anthem clearly showing signs of being under the influence. Star goalkeeper Shep Messing, was rumored to of commented about vast amounts of plutonium nyborg found in the locker room.

1980-81: 35-5 Season Champions
After winning the championship for the third straight season, this time against the St. Louis Steamers (God, team names like that just shows everything that is wrong with soccer) fans were rewarded with beer and skittles, children under 12, just beer.

1981-82: 36-8 Season Champions
What did winning 4 consecutive championship mean? Champagne and bikini girls with machine-guns for all.

1982-83: 24-24
Lost in the first round of playoffs to fricken Baltimore! (Quote one fan "F*** Baltimore.") Fans rioted, preppies were gassed, no one cared.

1983-84: 20-28
Went umm….bankrupt.

***** BRAND NEW UPDATE *****

Holy crap I won a tornament. The MNCL Second Division I to be precise. Go away for two weeks, and the world's gone crazy. How the hell did that happen? Who bribed the forces that be, and where did they steal the money from? It better not be from my private Caribbean escrow account earmarked to raise the bikini girls with machine guns, because if it was.......
In summary HOLY MOTHER MARY & JOSEPH, I WON A TOURNAMENT!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Block, Break Tackle
  15 0 0 0 9 1 23/ 150k
(170)k
 
2
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Block, Stand Firm
  11 0 0 0 6 1 17/ 160k
(155)k
 
3
Mummy
4 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
+MA
  4 0 0 0 5 0 10/ 140k
(148)k
 
4
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Block, Guard
  15 0 0 0 9 1 23/ 150k
(160)k
 
5
Blitz-Ra
6 3 2 8
Block, Regenerate
Dodge, Tackle
  15 0 4 0 6 0 24/ 140k
(143)k
 
6
Blitz-Ra
7 3 2 8
Block, Regenerate
+MA
n, m 14 0 2 0 2 1 15/ 120k
(0)k
 
7
Thro-Ra
5 3 2 7
Pass, Regenerate, Sure Hands
Block, Accurate
  11 1 5 0 1 1 23/ 110k
(135)k
 
8
Thro-Ra
5 3 2 7
Pass, Regenerate, Sure Hands
Block
  10 1 2 0 0 1 12/ 90k
(110)k
 
9
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
m 14 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(0)k
 
10
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30)k
 
11
Skeleton
6 3 2 7
Regenerate
+MA
n 14 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 60k
(54)k
 
12
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30)k
 
13
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30)k
 
14
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
Kick, Mighty Blow
  14 0 0 0 1 3 17/ 80k
(85)k
 
15
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
Mighty Blow
  8 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 60k
(55)k
 
16
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30)k
 
14 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: screech Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Khemri Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1730k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:15 (5/2/8) |TD Diff:-7 (13 - 20) |Cas Diff:14 (23/15/9 - 16/13/4)
Last Opponent: Mountain Mires

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Trollslayers from Karak NornDwarf1000k130/0/190k2 - 11000k101/0/050k47k
Hand of GodWood Elf1120k111/1/140k0 - 11150k120/0/150k60k
Cleveland NorseNorse1070k71/0/080k0 - 01210k131/2/080k66k
Wyvern Peak FuryDark Elf1170k121/0/190k1 - 21430k172/0/090k63k
Monday Night FreaksChaos Dwarf1280k214/0/170k2 - 01000k71/0/050k62k
Chicago FireOgre1400k121/1/0100k1 - 01240k121/1/160k86k
San Josefina EarthquakesAmazon1390k152/1/250k0 - 21300k160/3/050k69k
DC RamsOrc1450k70/1/050k0 - 21190k131/0/0100k72k
New England RevolutionLizardmen1500k240/3/2130k2 - 01290k51/1/00k59k
Cleveland NorseNorse1600k191/3/070k2 - 11690k172/1/040k83k
Wyvern Peak FuryDark Elf1660k70/0/160k0 - 11720k212/1/260k80k
Warpstone Ratz [MNCL]Skaven1580k223/2/050k2 - 21320k120/0/050k67k
Wyvern Peak FuryDark Elf1670k142/1/080k1 - 21890k151/1/050k94k
Hand of GodWood Elf1710k163/2/070k0 - 42100k252/0/070k84k
Mountain MiresDwarf1810k144/0/010k0 - 21820k191/3/050k78k