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Too Drunk, the infamous drinkers and brawlers of the amateur leagues have finally gone pro joining the prestigious FUMBBL league.

'The Drunk' are much better known for their outrageous pre and post game parties than for their actual play on a blood bowl field.
They are rarely able to play more than once in a week with pre game parties lasting at least two days and post game parties another three, and even longer if they actually win.

With all this drinking they have little or no time to train, which may partly explain their poor match record. There is also the fact that many of the team are often 'unwell' following the previous nights pre-game party if not still completely drunk where the pre-game party lasted right up until kick off.

Unusually for an orc team Drunk's strength comes from their three immense, female blockers Margarita, Neuf Du Pape and Bloody Mary.
Margarita leads the team as captain and along with Diamond White the 'Ladies' are easily able to out drink most of the males on the team as well as able to put their fair share of opponents in the hospital. Don't upset this lot on a night out!

Favourite Opponents: Halflings. They always put on a great spread and the Drunk just love beating the little guys up.

Fouling: Not great foulers but hey, if a big guy is just laying there...


The Drunk Anthem
(To the tune of Lord of the Dance)

Sing, sing where ever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
Oh we don’t give a ****
And we don’t give a ****
‘Cause we’re goin 'ome with the Open [L]eague Cup!

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
n, m 7 0 0 0 3 3 21/31 120k
(0)k
 
2
Black Orc Blocker
4 6 2 9
+ST, Block, Mighty Blow, +ST, Break Tackle, Tackle
  121 1 1 0 72 8 Legend
188
260k
(80+180)k
 
3
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
  6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
4
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Piling On, Guard, Tackle, Dodge
-av 75 0 11 0 32 5 122/176 190k
(80+110)k
 
5
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard
  3 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
6
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block
  4 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
7
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Tackle, Guard
n 23 0 3 0 2 3 28/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
8
Lineman
5 4 3 9
Block, +ST, Tackle
  93 2 3 0 12 3 50/51 140k
(50+90)k
 
9
Lineman
5 3 3 8 -av 9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
10
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  16 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
11
Lineman
5 3 3 9   6 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
12
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  11 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
14
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
m 18 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 100k
(0)k
 
16
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
  21 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 130k
(110+20)k
 
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: koadah Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1740k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 180k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1960k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:124 (41/22/61) |TD Diff:-33 (111 - 144) |Cas Diff:50 (147/106/36 - 121/78/40)
Last Opponent: Blocky Horror Chaos Show

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
GreenBoyzOrc1000k130/1/030k1 - 11130k161/1/150k46k
Dragon SquadronHuman960k122/0/180k0 - 21070k120/0/090k54k
Smelling tentaclesNurgle's Rotters1080k152/1/060k2 - 11000k121/1/060k57k
Kings of MayhemNorse1180k101/0/040k1 - 11210k141/1/030k58k
Krozz Shozz MrkzzxzChaos Dwarf1240k80/1/050k0 - 11170k80/0/070k82k
CopperheadersDwarf1300k120/2/090k1 - 01460k50/0/080k68k
Fly GuysNurgle1430k70/1/080k0 - 11410k162/2/060k65k
Malva's TanosChaos Dwarf1520k50/0/030k0 - 11480k80/0/080k49k
Skull CrackazOrc1550k50/0/060k0 - 01530k165/2/040k64k
Grave FoddersNecromantic1540k161/2/150k1 - 01590k50/0/070k90k
Duh DzjieniuzzesOrc1630k80/1/030k0 - 11620k101/0/040k98k
We Live....AgainNecromantic1670k71/0/070k0 - 11550k121/0/160k68k
Blocking with no LuckDwarf1750k70/1/060k0 - 11340k111/1/030k56k
Smashmouth SpankersOrc1760k90/0/030k1 - 11920k101/0/130k60k
A Very Scary SolsticeChaos1680k70/1/030k0 - 21660k120/0/020k47k
Horny BeastmenChaos1730k70/1/030k0 - 21720k141/0/060k68k
LagarteranasLizardmen1770k121/3/030k1 - 21810k111/0/060k48k
Reborn MastersKhemri1840k130/0/070k2 - 12160k110/0/120k75k
Real Rat RacingSkaven1930k173/0/140k1 - 31880k170/0/050k91k
Shadowbane InquisitorsChaos1940k111/0/020k1 - 12260k90/0/00k62k
Kaos MatikChaos1980k192/0/180k2 - 02360k112/1/10k93k
Lomad's ChildrenNecromantic2100k211/3/040k2 - 22040k120/1/00k59k
Pustelgang Mark IINurgle's Rotters2180k170/3/130k1 - 02060k100/2/020k81k
Jemaline AllianceChaos Dwarf2250k172/0/050k2 - 01870k81/0/160k72k
SlbulliesDwarf2240k90/1/10k0 - 22090k191/2/150k58k
Crypt StalkersUndead2220k120/2/050k1 - 11770k141/1/140k87k
Chaos Tour des Schrecken VIIIChaos2290k122/0/00k1 - 22290k262/3/10k68k
Narbogrotsnaga RevengeOrc2240k122/1/120k0 - 21960k140/0/070k79k
Horde of HorcaOrc2290k70/0/10k0 - 12250k111/1/050k89k
Black SunsChaos2300k111/0/050k1 - 12130k80/0/040k84k
Narbogrotsnaga RevengeOrc2380k111/0/00k1 - 12380k110/1/00k80k
Texas-HoldemSkaven2400k50/0/00k0 - 21980k201/1/040k76k
Hashuts GrandsonsChaos Dwarf2260k71/0/010k0 - 12680k81/1/040k103k
GermetzgensteinDwarf2280k60/0/00k0 - 21740k191/2/050k63k
Death with painDwarf2190k110/1/020k1 - 11740k233/3/030k69k
we end in gOrc1940k91/1/060k0 - 12070k111/0/030k74k
Salad DodgersChaos2010k100/1/060k1 - 01770k50/0/040k71k
Irn Bru BattlerzOrc2090k110/1/060k1 - 02000k50/0/060k67k
Midnight TerrorNecromantic Horror2180k91/0/030k1 - 21840k153/0/040k76k
Elf Liberation ArmyOgre2230k120/3/00k0 - 11940k100/1/150k65k
Stumpee StompazDwarf2250k133/1/040k0 - 01760k122/1/160k84k
Cairath AncientsTomb Kings2110k70/1/030k0 - 12060k181/6/110k76k
Wrong DoersChaos Pact2160k50/0/020k0 - 12110k80/0/050k60k
GygaxesOrc2180k243/2/130k2 - 12540k80/0/10k92k
PowerheadsChaos Dwarf2160k152/0/140k1 - 22200k130/1/050k65k
Arborial PrincesWood Elf2230k122/0/040k1 - 32260k170/0/020k65k
Exquisite Dead GuyzTomb Kings2290k50/0/030k0 - 22320k193/2/340k82k
Kiwi's 1st XINecromantic2110k110/1/010k1 - 21760k171/0/170k83k
Midnight TerrorNecromantic Horror2130k101/0/010k1 - 02100k92/0/00k67k
Exquisite Dead GuyzTomb Kings2160k121/0/020k1 - 12440k80/1/040k72k
Glazed AxNorse2210k80/0/020k1 - 02110k81/0/020k66k
SubtleOrc2240k110/0/130k1 - 32240k151/0/040k65k
Cats of BubastisKhemri1940k100/0/170k0 - 21790k214/0/180k84k
Mithril OrdernDwarf1990k191/1/260k2 - 11900k121/0/140k71k
Zorn Uzkul SlaversChaos Dwarf2090k60/0/020k0 - 11890k101/0/170k65k
Bedouin FalconsDwarf1930k80/1/030k0 - 11750k143/0/070k22k
Speckled EggsSlann1930k143/0/070k1 - 02110k60/0/070k36k
Bobo und seine FreundeOgre1960k175/1/020k0 - 12490k224/0/370k30k
Mackenzie's Drunken DozenShambling Undead1580k172/1/060k2 - 01280k70/0/050k22k
Kännisten juoppojen ristiretkiDwarf1730k60/0/020k0 - 11920k101/0/060k29k
SinvergüenzasHuman1730k192/1/150k2 - 11660k101/0/060k28k
Boys Dont Like FringesDwarf1780k120/1/150k1 - 01760k111/2/040k36k
Marteleurs du Pic GrisDwarf1650k151/1/070k2 - 11880k131/0/120k26k
Men of KentHuman1820k212/2/170k2 - 11260k162/2/140k28k
Cops UnitedOrc1710k92/0/050k0 - 11710k140/1/160k33k
Ninja TacticsSlann1760k131/2/140k0 - 12150k90/0/040k33k
Elfen der VerdammnisDark Elf1860k71/1/040k0 - 12170k102/0/080k33k
CHANKAdwarveSDwarf1890k60/0/030k0 - 21760k191/2/070k24k
Dwarf CaliburDwarf1560k170/3/060k2 - 11780k174/0/060k24k
Stronger TogetherChaos Renegade1910k162/2/050k1 - 21770k203/1/060k34k
Kännisten juoppojen ristiretkiDwarf1820k245/1/060k2 - 11700k101/0/040k32k
Reign of DustTomb Kings1930k212/1/250k2 - 01550k60/0/030k37k
WMD's in OLCChaos Chosen2030k202/2/050k2 - 12170k154/0/040k35k
Wild Bunch IGoblin2060k274/0/260k3 - 21470k120/0/010k29k
Nine Inch Coffin NailsShambling Undead2090k141/0/070k2 - 11720k112/0/010k37k
Sting In The TailSkaven2140k141/1/180k1 - 01660k81/0/140k36k
CrankheadsWood Elf2110k181/2/120k1 - 31670k150/0/060k36k
Reign of DustTomb Kings2120k131/0/110k1 - 21720k110/0/170k41k
CHANKAdwarveSDwarf2120k131/0/050k2 - 12040k141/1/160k30k
Bucaneros del Henares (145.2)Human1980k122/0/030k2 - 11940k100/0/050k30k
WMD's in OLCChaos Chosen2010k142/1/050k1 - 01710k143/1/040k32k
UnstopaBullsChaos Dwarf2140k100/2/020k0 - 11740k80/0/060k28k
Lost and goneTomb Kings2210k213/3/040k2 - 12420k90/0/070k42k
House Of Flying FistsOrc2220k101/0/030k1 - 21050k212/3/260k24k
Long Drong SlayersDwarf1540k173/0/070k2 - 11430k120/0/110k25k
Make my DayChaos Chosen1920k151/2/070k2 - 12270k162/1/060k30k
WMD's in OLCChaos Chosen1850k121/1/040k1 - 22120k193/2/070k41k
Workers UniteOrc1770k122/0/070k1 - 11140k162/0/150k35k
Apuccini AvalanchesOrc1890k70/1/050k0 - 01660k50/0/020k31k
WMD's in OLCChaos Chosen1960k130/2/030k2 - 12050k100/1/050k29k
Avengers from the ForestWood Elf1890k253/3/170k2 - 01980k80/1/030k36k
Snowy's MindersDwarf1990k111/0/040k1 - 22100k172/1/050k35k
Cabanyal ZShambling Undead2000k244/4/050k1 - 11590k142/0/050k32k
Desert RamblersShambling Undead2060k131/1/060k1 - 11760k101/1/030k27k
NWL Cascadia ReaversChaos Chosen1980k111/0/070k1 - 11960k110/1/040k34k
Evil Crawling EyeOrc2160k101/0/060k1 - 11660k90/0/070k26k
Kosmicheskaya programmaDark Elf2150k182/2/130k1 - 11880k80/0/030k29k
Fulminating BullheadsDwarf2180k144/0/060k1 - 01940k50/0/040k32k
Cult of MonroeAmazon2210k191/3/040k2 - 01520k50/0/030k31k
Wyrms and GekkosLizardmen2240k92/0/070k0 - 11850k142/1/040k35k
ZamtrollsTroll2210k171/2/070k2 - 11400k101/0/060k27k
[SL] Necropolis NightstalkersNecrarch2220k133/0/160k0 - 22050k181/0/280k32k
Tor Yvresse AdmiralsSea Elf2000k50/0/030k0 - 11500k90/0/050k29k
[SL] PurgeSisters of Sigmar2120k110/1/060k1 - 12180k111/0/060k33k
Screaming RagSlayer2100k132/2/060k0 - 02290k110/3/030k35k
El Sindicato de EstibadoresPirates of Sartosa2010k212/2/150k2 - 21940k161/1/050k29k
Ghozt ShipEthereal2170k141/1/120k1 - 31840k160/0/040k38k
Epping BroadleafsTreemen2180k171/0/260k2 - 01480k91/0/130k29k
Los AntidisturbiosIronbreaker2130k92/0/030k0 - 22160k131/0/070k32k
Bring Me The HorizonersNecromantic Horror2120k131/0/080k2 - 11270k141/1/130k27k
[OL16] SmackersNecromantic Horror1960k101/1/060k0 - 22310k253/3/170k35k
Avengers from the ForestWood Elf1660k121/0/160k1 - 22310k151/0/040k36k
Manitoba BizonsChaos Chosen2040k71/0/060k0 - 12230k101/0/060k27k
[OL16] Rats for life!Skaven2090k110/1/050k1 - 22480k181/2/030k36k
[OL16] AteiDark Elf2110k122/0/030k1 - 22180k160/1/070k24k
[OL16] Rats for life!Skaven2120k192/0/220k2 - 12520k120/0/130k36k
[OL16] GalagaDark Elf2040k172/2/050k1 - 22740k110/0/060k31k
[OL16] GalagaDark Elf2030k70/0/140k0 - 22670k151/0/060k39k
Avengers from the ForestWood Elf1970k152/1/030k1 - 21970k150/0/050k34k
[OL16] Cokenhagen LizzzzrdsLizardmen1980k133/1/060k0 - 12450k120/1/170k23k
[OL16] Assassinating AdventureDark Elf1810k111/2/060k0 - 12350k80/0/080k26k
[OL16] Cokenhagen LizzzzrdsLizardmen1920k193/1/050k2 - 12530k130/2/050k26k
[SL] Nurgle's RottersNurgle1710k112/1/040k0 - 22310k224/1/070k30k
Blocky Horror Chaos ShowChaos Chosen1890k121/2/030k0 - 12210k141/2/080k34k