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Stupid Bloody Gits
Roster [X] Chaos Dwarf

The Stupid Bloody Gits is a team filled with the most hopeless players of the many teams in the Ranked Division... Having so far missed the chance to play, coz' headcoach Rextreme has found the team to be in such a bad state, that he had to teach the team how to tie their shoelaces, missing valuable training time. A luxury that is ill afforded with this team as they also have certain obligations to the Slave Masters of Zar'naggarond.
Keeping the foulest of all cheerleader squads has made this team vastly popular throughout the Old World, as the fans show up to have a good laugh and it's cheaper than going to a pit fight.

Rextreme has voiced concerns over Harek Tenthumbs proud announcement to be the worst thrower FUMBBL has ever seen, as this may be construed as counterproductive to the teams win/loss ratio.

Getting slaughtered by the ogres of It Wasn't Me showed a proud team and the fans applauded the hapless hobgoblins getting mauled by Ogres. With a "Stunning" 6 Cas diff in a negative manner really puts the Stupid Bloody Gits in their true place at the bottom of the "ranked" division.

For some bizarre reason the Tiny Dancers II didn't manage to take home a sure fire lead from early in the game and the screams of head coach Rextreme was heard as Harek held on to the ball instead of throwing it away. This gave the Gits a 2-1 win over a crippled Dwarf team.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Flek the Troll
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(94)k
  
2
Harek Tenthumbs
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Sure Hands
   2 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 60k
(50)k
  
3
Erek Foulspeller
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(30)k
  
4
Arin the Illiterate
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(30)k
  
5
Retch Stinker
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(30)k
  
6
Trog Holestopper
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(30)k
  
7
Dumbo the Git
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(30)k
  
8
Bloody Harry
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(30)k
  
9
Hrok Jumpfast
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(30)k
  
10
Tresh Bootlaces
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(30)k
  
11
Ygret Winesweller
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(30)k
  
12
Krets Cauldronfiller
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(30)k
  
13
Hodor the Hungry
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(30)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Rextreme Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 5  
Team Value: 1040k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:2 (1/0/1) |TD Diff:-2 (2 - 4) |Cas Diff:-7 (0/1/0 - 5/2/1)
Last Opponent: Tiny Dancers II

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
it wasn't me!Ogre1000k50/0/080k0 - 31000k244/1/170k52k
Tiny Dancers IIDwarf1060k130/1/070k2 - 11070k131/1/070k76k