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From the junkyards to the front lawns of rednecks, skaven (da ratz) live and breed. "les snick'm a teemz a guyz an runz wid da cheezie baaal" is a favorite past time in these ghetto places. Well, the tiresquires try to be a little chivalrous or they would never get games with the elf teams...so they try to play their fun run game with whomever will play. Sometimes there is a dirty player, sometimes not. But anyhow when the squires have such a mate, he is kept in check unless the opposition is a jerk, a cheater, or a git. Then we let the blood flow as we dogpile the offender and institute the "kick s'em n bite s'em" play. (and sometimes if the fans have gotten a little out of control). Otherwise, we honor the money that was given us to start this team by a famous Bretonnian philanthropist and Knight, Lord Talieson Delacroix, and we try to abide by his principles.

-- Former Stars --
Boomer X (vermin) 133 SPP *dead*
Shoop-Aye (gutter) 102 SPP *niggled*
Yum-Yum Chases'em (gutter) 81 SPP *niggled*
Bangr Onda'tinkanz (vermin) 69 SPP *quit*
Chitti Chitti Bang-Bang (gutter) 59 SPP *quit*
Gunner Cheesechucker (thrower) 58 SPP *niggled*
Zoom Zoom Zoom (gutter) 56 SPP *dead*
Skrimmage Wiz'rd (rat ogre) 52 SPP *niggled*

-- Current Stars --
Shoopsey-Doopsey Doo (gutter) 142 SPP

-- Most Current Stars Active at the Same Time --
(4) FOUR (4)

-- Longevity Award --
Bangr Onda'tinkanz
(60 games)

-- Greatest Player Award --
Shoopsey-Doopsey Doo (gutter)
(142 SPP)

-- 50 Game Mark --
23-7-20

Longest winning streak = 6 games
Longest losing streak = 3 games
Most TD's in a game = 5
Most TD's given up in a game = 6
Most cas caused in a game = 10
Most cas against us in a game = 7
Highest gate = 121,000
Most winnings = 100,000
Highest fan factor = 16
Lowest fan factor = 9
Current fan factor = 11

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lineman
6 3 3 7 -ma 9 1 0 0 2 0 5/ 50k
(30)k
 
2
Storm Vermin
7 3 4 8
Block
+AG
  7 0 1 0 2 0 7/ 130k
(130)k
 
3
Gutter Runner
10 2 5 7
Dodge
+MA, +AG
  6 4 5 0 0 2 29/ 150k
(173)k
 
4
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
Block, Side Step, Shadowing, Tackle, Pass Block, Catch
  59 19 28 0 2 7 Legend
142
200k
(225)k
 
5
Thrower
7 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Accurate, Safe Throw
  31 27 0 0 2 2 41/ 130k
(158)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block, Dirty Player
-ma 40 1 0 0 3 4 27/ 90k
(105)k
 
10
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block, Kick
  21 0 3 1 3 1 22/ 90k
(100)k
 
11
Storm Vermin
7 3 3 8
Block
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(95)k
 
13
Lineman
7 4 3 6
Block, +ST
-av, n 53 1 0 0 5 1 16/ 120k
(117)k
 
15
Rat Ogre
7 5 2 8
Big Guy, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Wild Animal
Break Tackle, +MA, Guard
  32 0 0 0 11 3 37/ 200k
(208)k
 
16
Lineman
7 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 50k
(55)k
 
11 players  
Coach: Nuwanda Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1680k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:76 (31/10/35) |TD Diff:6 (161 - 155) |Cas Diff:-15 (94/70/31 - 99/78/33)
Last Opponent: Flowers in the sun

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Good Time Happy Fun BoyzGoblin1000k396/0/180k4 - 01160k60/0/040k70k
Ratland RaidersSkaven1160k333/2/1100k3 - 21000k130/1/050k66k
Nezumi Chase TomorrowSkaven1280k210/0/050k4 - 11410k182/2/160k80k
SkumNurgle's Rotters1190k240/1/080k4 - 11210k161/0/160k84k
Yeah brotherDark Elf1320k161/1/080k1 - 21640k182/1/070k87k
Decree of PainNecromantic1420k111/1/050k0 - 21200k172/1/140k56k
CobrasAmazon1490k192/0/070k2 - 31480k190/0/050k90k
Bayside BeastmenChaos1600k192/2/130k2 - 11500k100/2/050k49k
Dump_elfHigh Elf1680k242/1/030k3 - 21710k120/0/040k74k
DraakonisLizardmen1760k211/1/030k4 - 21600k141/0/020k65k
Nasty Ex-GF'sAmazon1840k181/1/030k1 - 21810k192/2/050k85k
206'ersTomb Kings1900k122/1/010k1 - 21640k130/1/270k74k
Wooden WarmongersWood Elf1550k172/2/140k1 - 21730k171/0/040k97k
Nezumi Chase TomorrowSkaven1620k221/2/130k3 - 31790k212/1/050k79k
Porky'sChaos Dwarf1700k251/2/030k3 - 02000k60/0/020k79k
Orcidas Dream TeamOrc1780k140/1/150k1 - 11660k203/2/030k66k
Erasmus in PucelHigh Elf1800k230/1/070k4 - 31810k230/2/040k86k
Shrieking LegionUndead1930k200/2/060k3 - 21910k192/2/050k84k
BloodpoisonDark Elf2030k170/0/070k3 - 51890k302/1/060k107k
PredatorsAmazon2130k51/0/00k0 - 22300k283/1/070k93k
ZatitSkaven1770k213/3/050k3 - 21820k233/1/050k79k
Dont Touch My Special SpotHuman1870k131/1/040k1 - 21770k244/1/220k76k
A Tribute to RobTheUncreativeSkaven1760k191/0/070k3 - 41730k240/1/170k82k
Flaming SideburnsHigh Elf1680k374/2/080k5 - 22200k213/0/070k104k
Own Worst EnemyChaos1840k181/1/170k2 - 01970k80/0/140k91k
Nordic ThroatcuttersNorse1860k00/0/00k0 - 11780k162/2/060k89k
Beladrieths PioneersWood Elf1850k10/0/00k0 - 11900k222/2/0120k102k
Da Sylvester'z Bad BoyzOrc1840k191/0/050k4 - 01870k101/1/020k69k
Helena HighSkaven1940k261/2/030k4 - 52030k311/2/140k82k
Bestias del SubmundoNecromantic1790k263/2/130k2 - 31760k192/0/040k73k
3.BBC UnderwoodWood Elf1870k140/1/040k1 - 01770k10/0/00k63k
Humoros HumuszosokUndead1950k200/2/140k2 - 31920k171/1/060k66k
Happy Friends of the WoodWood Elf2030k182/2/030k1 - 21900k252/3/160k82k
Red RocketsOrc1660k150/0/030k2 - 21640k140/1/030k77k
Boot to the HeadKhemri1700k111/0/080k1 - 11720k120/3/040k107k
X-Men LegendsDark Elf1710k150/0/060k2 - 61430k332/0/040k74k
Warpstoners UnitedSkaven1800k222/0/230k2 - 21880k242/1/240k89k
Grook 'n' Mook'sGoblin1800k355/4/130k3 - 11680k60/1/040k75k
He fancied he SawDark Elf1910k252/1/040k4 - 21800k210/3/050k71k
Raven TroopersElf2000k221/0/180k3 - 31650k253/1/040k108k
Muddy BiteLizardmen2120k161/0/070k2 - 12080k91/1/110k89k
Daisy Chains For SatanSkaven2140k251/1/020k4 - 51910k250/2/160k79k
BlooderlustVampire2010k100/0/020k1 - 32040k200/1/150k81k
CharkSkaven1700k182/2/160k1 - 42010k241/1/060k70k
Three Desires IIWood Elf1690k200/3/090k1 - 01680k10/0/00k62k
Nurgle's Last HopeChaos1830k140/0/040k2 - 21890k173/1/030k80k
Fast But Won't LastWood Elf1900k273/0/230k3 - 11620k192/2/160k81k
We Hate FlingsKhemri1990k262/2/030k4 - 11930k101/0/040k84k
lustria spikesLizardmen2080k372/2/070k5 - 01650k00/0/00k96k
Intense FearChaos2220k273/0/050k5 - 03110k71/0/00k115k
Lomad's ChildrenNecromantic2330k293/1/120k4 - 12140k112/1/060k84k
Actors of Twisted DreamsChaos2410k160/0/070k3 - 22270k251/1/310k108k
Me against WorldOrc2340k151/1/020k2 - 22440k223/1/00k81k
Dudders DynamosSkaven2390k303/1/270k4 - 02100k152/1/040k106k
Viper StrikeLizardmen2520k241/4/140k1 - 42700k201/0/040k121k
Orcidas Dream TeamOrc2460k160/1/130k1 - 32230k262/1/250k67k
One Night StandAmazon2360k121/0/060k1 - 32380k314/1/070k110k
Grumpy Gazguul's OrkzOrc2430k141/1/00k1 - 12270k161/2/120k94k
Irleand orc3Orc2410k140/0/030k3 - 42420k254/0/120k106k
Sand SnakesLizardmen1870k00/0/00k0 - 11660k110/0/1130k87k
Cookie Crumblers ReturnHalfling1480k193/1/170k1 - 21760k194/4/190k103k
Nasty NutcrackersHalfling1510k232/1/260k2 - 01370k50/0/050k61k
206'ersTomb Kings1610k100/1/160k0 - 21660k193/1/070k72k
Hermanos de Sangre 2Norse1680k91/0/050k0 - 41450k243/0/050k86k
Castle GreyskullKhemri1750k150/0/040k3 - 01580k211/5/140k72k
OmnivosaursLizardmen1650k101/1/040k0 - 31180k181/1/070k65k
Lothlorien LongbowsElf1710k213/1/020k2 - 11890k120/0/030k59k
Girly.IncAmazon1620k91/0/150k0 - 31320k262/0/160k82k
We Got GameHigh Elf1690k100/0/170k1 - 41650k332/2/260k67k
Mystical Anchor BluesSkaven1500k181/2/080k2 - 11590k111/0/030k66k
Fabulous Frail and FurrySkaven1630k180/0/070k3 - 31780k200/2/020k95k
barniesHigh Elf1740k190/1/030k3 - 41240k300/3/180k51k
Old Black Forest DancersDark Elf1690k70/0/130k0 - 41360k252/0/170k73k
MalificentDark Elf1660k161/1/160k2 - 11740k110/0/170k67k
EmasculadoresHuman1750k243/0/270k2 - 31740k200/1/060k91k
Flowers in the sunChaos1870k60/0/00k0 - 21350k110/0/070k54k