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| <html> <head> <title>Untitled Document</title> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> </head> <body> <p align="justify">Ideology of dwarf</p> <p align="justify">There are many ways to describe what dwarfs and their ideology really are. In my personal opinion dwarfs are peaceful, happy and usual drunk (well you have to be drunk, when your wifes beaver is from toes to chin!). But I did little research work on what really is dwarfism. These are the answers what I have this far:</p> <div align="justify"> <ul> <li> Dwarfs are also called little Hill-men (Swiss), Earth-men (Härdmandle, pl. Härdmändlene. - Swiss) and Kröpel (German). Dwarfs were described as the height of a 3-year old human child (about 3 feet tall), ugly and big-headed. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nidavellir">Nidavellir </a> is the land of the dwarves in Norse mythology. Some dwarfs of mythology and fairy tales are: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumpelstiltskin">Rumpelstiltskin </a>, the dwarfs from <em><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_White_and_the_Seven_Dwarfs">Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs </a></em>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snorri">Snorri </a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dvalin">Dvalin </a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lit">Lit </a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fjalar_and_Galar">Fjalar and Galar </a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alvis">Alvis </a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eitri">Eitri </a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brokk">Brokk </a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hreidmar">Hreidmar </a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfrik">Alfrik </a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mimir">Mimir </a>, Berling, Grer, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fafnir">Fafnir </a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otr">Otr </a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regin">Regin </a>, and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberich">Alberich </a> (or <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andvari">Andvari </a>). </li> <li>Dwarfs live deep under the ground in mines, or in the hearts of mountains. They dig for gold and precious stones, and some of them are very rich. Dwarfs usually look like grave old men, with grey, flowing beards and hunched backs. They are much shorter than humans - some may be only 18 inches high, while the taller ones are usually the height of a two year old child. </li> </ul> </div> <p align="justify">That what people think what dwarfs are, but Dwarf Hamsters Love Forever have understood the ideology little bit further. We, the team, we are united to bring cuteness and happiness to world. Ain`t it just cute, when dwarf called Cutie blocks your minotaur to death. In our opinion, it is. You should consider that too.</p> <p align="justify">Happiness comes in many forms. DHLF have managed to bring happiness to 3 clans this far by killing some of their players. Let`s take closer look: </p> <div align="justify"> <ul> <li>On very first match. Orcish Blitzer took wrong turn and ended up facing three cute longbeards. One of those three was Elomo. The son of Bodr the Strongarm and named as Dron the Miner, but cuteness is our style, so he was named as Elomo when he entered to team. After famous finnish fictional character. Well, there they were Groot and Elomo face to face. Elomo swinged his body to movement and went heavy on his block --> instant dead, no apothecary on other team. So, Elomo had seen his first kill and he felt happy. He loved this stuff.</li> <li>On 4th match it was again our time to show what we do best. Well this time there was dark elf team, with very handsome and agile blitzer. He had showed really good potential on field and was young. Dark Gods of Dark Elfs had given him more agility than to usual dark elf. This time it was Dora, who had enough of this dudes ego. He decided this field ain`t big enough for him and to that Erhart Elfeater (funky name). So he went hit him to face and watched how life left Ertharts body. Dead - this is what we do.</li> <li>And again in 6th match. This time we got BIG guy down. Minotaur called Bull Namath went little berserk. He bashed through our ranks and blitzed our cute little Elle (Troth the elfhater) to hospital. We are happy people. We don`t get mad easily. But there is line for everything. This time Namath didn`t knew what he did. Out from blue, while he celebrated his good blitz. Cutie came down and hit him hard. First pushed him a little, giving him a good speed. When speed was right cutie (Angharoth the Mad) crushed Nemeth skulls and he now has his horns above the fireplace.</li> <li> It was time for cutie to deliver yet another deadly cute blow. This time it was norce thrower, who fell under his loving hand. Dead came upon him as relaxing as it comes to everyone. Sorrows are gone, peace everywhere. Rest in peace young Charlie, may Earth watch over your resting place. <li> cutie is getting berserk. After nice deadly blow in norce match, he continues his work against Undeads. Ghoul named Dodger managed to find peace to his restless soul and now he is with Earth. Earth has gave you your sole, you shouldn`t prevent it to get back to it`s resting place. May this soul now rest in Earth, forever.</li> <li> In next match after dead of ghoul, dwarfs knew that cutie was the guy to be watched. It didn`t took long for them to knock him out from field. Sarah noticed this and gave long deadly beating to Cucciolo II notorious hobgoblin, notorious hobgoblin. We shall stay to in field and we shall keep doing where we are good: Blood Bowl. Still no Dirty Players or casualties made by fouling, we trust in rightneouss on this game; Thou, shall not strike opponent who is proned, unless that poor soul can be harmful for us.</li> <li> After long dry season. We totally hit the jackpot today. We didn`t only killed two elfs today, but the other elf was Prince Morion himself. Ofcourse the art was done by cutie. Who clamed his 3rd dead. Nice headpiece was collected later from field and cutie took it with him to use as urinary. Dora on the other hand took down 51 spp point thrower with agility 5. What a fine day indeed. Cheers!</li> <li> Kill the mummy, kill the MUMMYY, KILL THE MUMMYYY. Mission accomplished! On the third block on the whole game, Dora went nuts on some mummy and BOY he was hit out cold. That was only casualty in whole game. I just love when mummies die, keeps me going!</li> <li>Chaos Dorfs, those who have deregenerated from our noble race, met their doom today. It was our very own Star Player Grim that hit his face in with eyeballs popping out he was carried out from field and immediately reported DEAD. JIIHAA</li> <li>Again JACKPOT:<br> <blockquote>#4 Steelspine (Death)<br> #10 Thirdeye (Death)<br></blockquote> Two orcs dead. Well the first case came from the audience. Steelspine, teh blackorc, was just pushed there and the audience took nice care of him. I love my fans! Take care of my business. Other dead was art in the field, it was too awesome to be true. No words to explain how it did happen, but Troll Slayers are in flames now!</li> </ul> </div> <p align="justify">See you guys around in field. </p> </body> </html> visit my <a href="http://soul.fiveam.org/~wabbit/blog/" target="_blank">My homepage</a>. All in finnish atm, but there will be stuff in english too, in future . :) |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Troll Slayer
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5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 90k
(95)k |
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| 2 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard, Kick |
25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 18/31 | 110k
(135)k |
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| 3 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard |
25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 14/16 | 90k
(115)k |
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| 4 |
Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull |
6 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4/6 | 80k
(80)k |
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| 5 |
Blitzer
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull Guard, Mighty Blow |
25 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 19/31 | 120k
(133)k |
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| 6 |
Longbeard
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 70k
(75)k |
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| 7 |
Troll Slayer
|
5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/6 | 90k
(95)k |
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| 8 |
Longbeard
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard |
26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 90k
(115)k |
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| 9 |
Longbeard
|
3 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard, Mighty Blow |
-ma, m | 26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 29/31 | 110k
(0)k |
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| 10 |
Longbeard
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard |
26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 12/16 | 90k
(115)k |
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| 11 |
Longbeard
|
5 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull +MA, Guard |
25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 23/31 | 120k
(140)k |
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| 12 |
Blitzer
|
5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull Guard, Mighty Blow |
23 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 23/31 | 120k
(133)k |
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| 13 |
Longbeard
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard |
21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 15/16 | 90k
(115)k |
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| 14 |
Runner
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull Block, Dirty Player |
19 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 23/31 | 120k
(143)k |
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| 13 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 26 (8/5/13) | | | TD Diff: | -7 (26 - 33) | | | Cas Diff: | 18 (27/14/13 - 18/14/4) |
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| Last Opponent: CS Riot Squad | |||||||
| For | Against | ||||||||||
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| Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
 Howling Bones | Necromantic | 1000k | 21 | 0/1/1 | 70k | 4 - 0 | 1270k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 47k |
| Chaos Allstar Team | Chaos | 1120k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 1270k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 20k | 40k |
| Glimmering Crusaders | Elf | 1180k | 17 | 2/1/0 | 40k | 2 - 0 | 1200k | 8 | 0/1/0 | 60k | 56k |
| Belgium evil | Chaos Dwarf | 1260k | 12 | 1/0/1 | 60k | 1 - 1 | 1190k | 12 | 0/2/0 | 40k | 56k |
| Me Orc! Me Smash! | Orc | 1350k | 11 | 1/0/0 | 20k | 2 - 3 | 1290k | 15 | 0/0/0 | 80k | 51k |
| Hashutanites | Chaos Dwarf | 1400k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 90k | 1 - 0 | 1460k | 2 | 1/0/0 | 0k | 59k |
| Dr. Darkheart's Sunshine Club | Chaos | 1510k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 0 - 2 | 1550k | 16 | 1/0/1 | 60k | 57k |
| Nabucondonosor | Chaos Dwarf | 1550k | 17 | 2/2/0 | 50k | 2 - 0 | 1500k | 11 | 2/1/0 | 20k | 52k |
| Drunken Sailor | Norse | 1640k | 14 | 1/1/1 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 1630k | 14 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 70k |
| Dead Lucky | Necromantic | 1670k | 15 | 2/0/0 | 50k | 2 - 1 | 1770k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 79k |
| Aghi di Pino NG | Wood Elf | 1760k | 15 | 3/0/1 | 50k | 2 - 0 | 1780k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 79k |
| DRF | Skaven | 1810k | 12 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 1 - 6 | 1840k | 30 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 86k |
| K-RNI-0s | Chaos | 1860k | 15 | 1/1/1 | 20k | 1 - 1 | 1790k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 68k |
| Ugly Hand | Orc | 1870k | 7 | 2/0/0 | 20k | 0 - 1 | 1930k | 16 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 76k |
| Krakon | Chaos | 1830k | 10 | 0/2/0 | 10k | 0 - 1 | 1780k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 72k |
| Enlightened Crusaders | Chaos Chosen | 1860k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 0 - 2 | 1840k | 13 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 75k |
| Horde of Blackrock | Orc | 1870k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 80k | 0 - 1 | 2330k | 16 | 1/2/0 | 40k | 102k |
| Mafia United | Chaos Dwarf | 1770k | 7 | 1/1/1 | 10k | 0 - 1 | 1810k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 47k |
| Drop Dead Fred | Tomb Kings | 1720k | 14 | 0/1/2 | 20k | 1 - 1 | 1700k | 17 | 3/1/0 | 40k | 53k |
| Tobaro Tormentors | Human | 1780k | 12 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 1 - 0 | 1860k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 73k |
 Furrd Tribe | Orc | 1870k | 19 | 1/1/3 | 80k | 2 - 0 | 2040k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 96k |
| Maderfaders | Orc | 1980k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 0k | 1 - 2 | 1940k | 25 | 1/3/1 | 50k | 49k |
| oenga | Orc | 1880k | 8 | 0/1/0 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 1790k | 12 | 2/0/0 | 50k | 73k |
| Can u feel it | Orc | 1940k | 2 | 1/0/0 | 0k | 0 - 1 | 2050k | 18 | 0/1/1 | 40k | 58k |
| Rivendell Defenders | High Elf | 1790k | 7 | 1/0/1 | 50k | 0 - 2 | 1870k | 12 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 65k |
| CS Riot Squad | Shambling Undead | 1860k | 10 | 1/1/1 | 10k | 0 - 3 | 1830k | 18 | 1/1/1 | 50k | 60k |