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Horrible Undead Novelists
Retired [X2] Necromantic

The Horrible Undead Novelists are a band of reanimated corpses who wield typewriters as their most deadliest blunt instrument against the intellect of society. Once, long ago, they were hard working, peaceful citizens who at the very least held a constructive role in society. Long since passed on, they have been recalled from their peaceful eternal sleep to wreak bloody havoc upon all that was once sacred in the great canon of English Literature with pages upon pages of trashy shlock.

When they aren't writing horrible tripe, which isn't very often, they spend their spare time on the Blood Bowl gridiron, where they must use overblown plot devices and mind-numbing cliches to outmaneuver their unsuspecting opponents.

Abandon all hope, ye who enter a novel by any of these morons
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Dean Koontz
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 120k
(133)k
  
2
Danielle Steel
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(133)k
  
3
Michael Crichton
Werewolf
8 3 3 7
Catch, Claw, Frenzy
 -av 2 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 120k
(130)k
  
5
Nora Roberts
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(75)k
  
6
John Patterson
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(75)k
  
7
Terry McMillan
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
8
Mary Higgins Clark
Zombie
4 2 2 8
Regenerate
 -st 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
9
John Grisham
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
10
David Baldacci
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
11
Richard Paul Evans
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(40)k
  
12
Paul Auster
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Anklor Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Necromantic Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 35k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 900k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:3 (0/0/3) |TD Diff:-7 (1 - 8) |Cas Diff:-4 (1/1/0 - 3/1/2)
Last Opponent: Zulu Kings

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
FC BloodweiserNorse1000k91/1/080k0 - 11000k121/0/180k57k
PentalozOgre1010k80/0/040k1 - 31000k222/1/060k59k
Zulu KingsHigh Elf1060k00/0/030k0 - 41250k270/0/160k59k