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Slap Happys
Retired [X2] Dark Elf

The Slap Happys are the biggest bunch of Ho slappng Dark Elves this
world has ever seen. They tend to also get slapped around when they
go up against any kind of male team.

The Ho-Dance team lead all fan cheers with these nifty little numbers:
-Slap that Ho! Slap that Ho! Waaaaaaay toooo goooo!.
-Slap that Ho now, Slap that Ho now, Slap that Ho now for not making her payment!
-

5 players have aged on this team so far. 3 niggles, 2-MA.
Also I have had 9 +attributes so far.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Charleston
Lineman
5 4 5 8
+ST, Mighty Blow, +AG
 -ma 20 2 2 0 9 1 31/ 190k
(183)k
  
2
Turner
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge, Tackle
   21 1 1 0 6 4 36/ 130k
(140)k
  
4
Quartermane
Lineman
6 3 4 8   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70)k
  
5
Wendel
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Tackle
 m 21 1 1 0 1 2 16/ 110k
(0)k
  
6
Jermane
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(95)k
  
7
Lyle
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
   21 1 1 0 0 2 14/ 90k
(90)k
  
8
Herbert
Lineman
6 3 4 7 -av 9 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(50)k
  
9
Wally
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
   20 2 4 0 3 1 25/ 110k
(125)k
  
10
Abraham
Blitzer
7 4 6 8
Block
+AG, +ST, +AG
 n, n 20 8 6 0 5 2 46/ 230k
(153)k
  
11
Gerald
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge
   17 0 2 0 3 0 12/ 120k
(115)k
  
12
Cardinal
Blitzer
8 3 5 8
Block
+AG, +MA, Dodge
 n 20 8 7 0 3 0 35/ 190k
(144)k
  
14
Petrov
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass
Nerves of Steel
   11 15 0 0 0 0 15/ 120k
(90)k
  
15
Mertle
Witch Elf
7 3 5 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
+AG, Block
   13 2 2 1 2 2 24/ 170k
(140)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: keggiemckill Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1930k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:21 (9/2/10) |TD Diff:-5 (35 - 40) |Cas Diff:-5 (27/11/4 - 25/19/3)
Last Opponent: Dark Stones

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Dark Fury Of WraithsDark Elf1000k130/0/040k2 - 51000k230/0/050k43k
Orange squashHalfling1060k243/2/150k2 - 11290k101/0/030k71k
Woodburn PDWood Elf1170k223/0/050k3 - 11180k131/0/050k53k
GammelgangUndead1260k80/0/050k0 - 21140k151/1/050k63k
Wodenheim WolvesChaos Chosen1330k212/0/060k3 - 21260k152/0/020k46k
Friendly DrunksDwarf1440k132/1/040k0 - 11500k141/2/060k75k
Sign of the RatSkaven1520k81/0/030k0 - 21440k171/1/060k85k
Work In ProgressSkaven1480k190/1/040k3 - 11420k110/0/040k75k
Badland FacebreakersOrc1560k110/1/050k1 - 11620k162/1/050k83k
CrawlasAmazon1630k102/1/050k0 - 41660k282/3/040k76k
HeadbuttsChaos Dwarf1700k120/0/070k2 - 01560k101/1/040k79k
Popcorn Eating FoolsChaos1790k120/0/030k1 - 31760k211/2/030k77k
Cripples UniteDark Elf1700k121/0/020k1 - 21710k205/1/060k71k
Rivendale RuffridersHigh Elf1740k151/1/040k1 - 41790k200/1/010k45k
Church of Industrial SaintsDark Elf1760k302/2/130k4 - 21720k191/0/130k74k
skinners boysSkaven1860k251/1/140k3 - 41930k251/1/150k74k
sit comsOrc1940k192/0/070k3 - 01800k81/0/010k63k
Thid Time Lucky LadzDark Elf1990k214/0/020k2 - 11750k150/2/050k65k
GaladiatorsAmazon2070k201/0/120k2 - 21870k161/1/010k79k
Skoal! To the Northland!Norse2000k202/1/050k2 - 11780k183/1/120k75k
Dark StonesDark Elf1950k00/0/00k0 - 11990k160/1/0150k82k