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Mega-Stars never wen...

The halfpint hooligans are a group of hungry halflings who wandered into a forest and stumbled on a group of treemen. After sharing a wonderful meal they all decided to wander around eating and talking and resting their limbs in cool waters. One day, following a particularly pleasant smell, they stumbled into a Blood Bowl stadium. The halflings, enchanted by the concession stands, began eating their fill. The treemen became fixated on the crushing of orcs by the famous Athelorn Avengers and their treeman. Later on, after the game, the treemen very carefully talked the innocent halflings into.... BLOOD BOWL! These are halflings. They're small. They're hungry. They break easy. They're scared of anything bigger than a buttered biscuit. They know they can't last long on the Bloodbowl field without a few bites and bruises. If they have to foul your big, ugly, smelly, nasty, vicious, uncaring, violent Black Orc with Mighty blow then they will. If you're a nice team, and offer them sugary snacks, then they probably won't try to hurt you much.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Nightsong Returns	Wood Elf	1000k	8	1/0/0	80k	0 - 3	1000k	23	1/1/1	50k	67k
Warpstoners II	Skaven	1030k	13	1/1/1	40k	2 - 2	1330k	19	3/1/0	80k	73k