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Roster [X] Ogre

<div align="left"><b>Lonely ogres seek partners,</b> for long walks on the beach, moonlit champagne-drinking and clobberin'!

<b>Our turn-on's are:</b> Nice people, roses and large wooden objects with spikes on 'em.

<b>Our turn-off's are:</b> Mean people*, people with no sense of humor and 'dem leetl stunty runts 'dat dunn stand still fer clobberin'.

<b>Our other interests include</b> family sit-coms, romantic movies and very, very, <i>very</i> basic math.


*: Fouling is mean. We don't like mean. Unless you mean first. Bonk.</div>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Earl Gobbotosser
Ogre
5 5 3 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, +AG
   14 0 0 0 8 0 16/31 180k
(158)k
  
2
Ketill Jarngreipnir
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Multiple Block
   14 0 1 0 5 1 18/31 160k
(148)k
  
3
Leela Lublace
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Multiple Block, Block
 n 14 0 0 0 7 2 24/31 170k
(119)k
  
4
Arno Dents
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle
   14 0 2 0 4 0 14/16 140k
(143)k
  
5
Billybob Billyclub
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block
   14 0 0 0 5 1 15/16 150k
(130)k
  
6
Karl Krush
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   4 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 140k
(135)k
  
7
Brother Bludgeon
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   10 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 140k
(135)k
  
8
Daddy Cool
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(120)k
  
12
Little Tim
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   14 1 2 0 0 1 12/16 60k
(20)k
  
13
Minibob
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   14 1 2 0 0 0 7/16 60k
(20)k
  
14
Leftovers
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Sure Feet
   13 0 4 0 0 3 27/31 80k
(45)k
  
15
Toddler
Goblin
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+ST
   7 1 2 0 0 0 7/16 90k
(50)k
  
16
Whiney
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
   14 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 60k
(20)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Steele Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1810k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:14 (5/6/3) |TD Diff:2 (17 - 15) |Cas Diff:19 (22/12/2 - 9/4/4)
Last Opponent: Hindentanic

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
VFLBorussiaMGHuman1000k143/0/020k1 - 11080k121/0/120k34k
Roma Caput Mundi SPQRHuman1000k203/1/060k2 - 21000k141/0/030k26k
Urty OnesOrc1110k150/2/040k2 - 11080k81/0/130k50k
Angery RodentsSkaven1150k192/1/080k2 - 11150k100/1/080k49k
Black PhantomsDark Elf1280k143/1/030k1 - 01330k50/0/040k43k
Middle-east MaulersChaos Dwarf1340k110/0/050k2 - 01220k121/0/180k47k
Undead RulersUndead1370k143/0/020k1 - 11460k101/0/060k60k
Green BlitzOrc1420k131/1/020k1 - 11330k101/0/040k54k
Cult of the BeastChaos1460k171/2/080k2 - 01510k101/1/010k44k
Friendly ClownsNecromantic1580k50/0/050k0 - 21440k141/0/040k53k
Legion Of StiffsNecromantic1570k152/0/140k1 - 11410k131/1/030k36k
Fc HorrorshowUndead1650k141/2/060k1 - 21460k110/0/090k65k
Stubborn MachineOgre1730k112/1/030k0 - 21510k170/1/120k38k
HindentanicOgre1740k141/1/130k1 - 11710k80/0/050k51k