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Secret Minimen
P [S] Snotling

Crap with character. For all those guys whose foreheads the ladies can balance their drinks on, the Minimen are here, in secret, to right such wrongs.

Yes they all have little guy syndrome, but they keep it to themselves, in secret, for those cold winter nights.







"If you can relate to any of the above (you sad, sad fool) and if you can find them (being secretive, did I not mention that?). Then maybe you can hire.............................................................................................................................


THE SECRET MINIMEN!!!!!!

Cue A Team music (but no forget A Team music)

Something far more apt, for the team that just can't get a TTM to work when it matters.

"Stayin Alive"

<embed src="http://www.empiricalrecords.com/DiscoSuicideBomber/BombingForLove/staynalive.mp3" ></embed>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=511&show=12071">Winners of Stunty Cup 25</a href>

11/08/06 The Minimen leave the Stunty Cup and try a little free-lance, in true A Team style. They pass the torch to Fat Off The Land.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Agent Bones
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Tackle, Pro, Multiple Block, Break Tackle
   31 0 0 0 41 2 92/176 250k
(100+150)k
  
2
Agent Brick
Troll
4 5 1 8
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Tackle, Pro, Multiple Block, Break Tackle
 -av 32 0 0 1 37 1 81/176 250k
(100+150)k
  
3
Colonel Krack
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Multiple Block, Pro, Tackle, Break Tackle
   32 0 0 0 33 6 96/176 250k
(100+150)k
  
4
Private Measures
Snotling Mob
5 1 3 5
Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Thick Skull, Two Heads
Sure Feet, Diving Tackle
 -st 18 0 2 0 3 3 27/31 85k
(25+60)k
  
5
Captain Tweek
Snotling Goon
5 2 3 5
Diving Tackle, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Sure Feet, +ST
   24 1 4 0 1 2 25/31 100k
(40+60)k
  
6
Scravs
Snotling Mob
5 1 3 5
Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Thick Skull, Two Heads
Sure Feet
   8 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 55k
(25+30)k
  
7
Templar 2
Pump Wagon
4 6 1 9
Ball & Chain, Extra Arms, Nerves Of Steel, Secret Weapon
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
8
Micra
Snotling Mob
5 1 3 5
Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Thick Skull, Two Heads
Dirty Player, Sure Feet
   29 1 2 0 1 4 29/31 85k
(25+60)k
  
9
General Scraps
Snotling Goon
5 1 3 5
Diving Tackle, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Sure Feet, Block
 n 18 1 4 0 0 2 23/31 100k
(40+60)k
  
10
Fat Lip
Snotling Mob
5 1 3 5
Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Thick Skull, Two Heads
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 25k
(25+0)k
  
11
Protocal Black Omega
Pump Wagon
5 6 1 9
Ball & Chain, Extra Arms, Nerves Of Steel, Secret Weapon
+MA
   21 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 110k
(80+30)k
  
12
Brigadeer Moto
Snotling Goon
5 1 3 5
Diving Tackle, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
General Head
Snotling Goon
5 1 3 5
Diving Tackle, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Sure Feet, Diving Tackle
   31 0 7 0 2 0 25/31 100k
(40+60)k
  
14
Mins
Snotling Mob
5 1 3 5
Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Thick Skull, Two Heads
   19 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 25k
(25+0)k
  
16
Limits
Snotling Mob
5 1 3 5
Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Thick Skull, Two Heads
Dirty Player
   10 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 55k
(25+30)k
  
15 players  
Coach: M'Kari Re-Rolls (120k): 7  
Race: Snotling Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 2030k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2030k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:32 (11/6/15) |TD Diff:-10 (36 - 46) |Cas Diff:61 (99/64/30 - 73/39/20)
Last Opponent: hmmmmpf

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Dead Cold BloodSkink1000k150/2/270k0 - 31030k170/0/1100k76k
Maggots And The BoysGnoblar1070k120/2/160k0 - 11070k205/1/180k71k
Assassin full of AssassinsEshin Adepts1130k110/3/060k0 - 41130k180/0/040k49k
NobsChubsGnoblar1060k120/2/0160k2 - 11190k81/1/00k50k
Unlucky GobsGoblin Cheaters1240k252/0/350k3 - 01080k92/0/090k61k
Tottenham GnobspurGnoblar1320k143/1/140k1 - 11300k244/1/370k66k
Lobo's Gnob'sGnoblar1320k265/4/070k2 - 21290k234/1/080k67k
GoblinhordeGoblin Cheaters1440k213/3/160k2 - 21410k110/0/060k67k
Selesnya United 2Eshin Adepts1490k191/4/150k1 - 21500k191/2/190k74k
Spiderman and FriendSkryre Slaves1570k203/3/160k1 - 31800k160/0/150k72k
GoblinhordeGoblin Cheaters1630k122/0/170k0 - 11540k90/0/070k82k
Gnomercy!Gnome1590k237/1/170k2 - 12500k181/2/250k115k
Puke on you!Nurglings1690k156/2/250k0 - 21750k252/5/250k72k
Mad ScientistChaos Halfling1540k176/1/250k0 - 11670k142/1/080k86k
Halflings ate the Babysitter!Chaos Halfling1580k266/1/160k3 - 01780k50/1/010k80k
NurinatNurglings1570k152/1/030k1 - 21870k296/0/340k72k
Mortal ThoughtsSkryre Slaves1520k236/2/030k2 - 21630k221/3/020k63k
My Little SquigSquig Herders1570k267/1/140k3 - 21500k151/1/080k65k
Evil GreeniesGoblin1660k122/1/080k1 - 11690k205/2/060k85k
DiseasesNurglings1720k204/0/230k1 - 02190k92/0/010k64k
VendicatrixChaos Halfling1800k212/2/380k2 - 12270k161/2/140k123k
LRAPygmy1880k132/1/070k2 - 02160k92/0/040k115k
Lords of PestilenceNurglings1890k276/3/020k2 - 12300k162/2/10k80k
DC Super HeroesNurglings1940k122/0/040k1 - 22570k257/4/030k113k
LRAPygmy1910k133/2/050k0 - 21940k196/1/070k108k
Stunted SlimysGoblin1990k175/4/020k0 - 11750k143/0/040k67k
Little NasferatuStrigoyan2040k193/1/3120k1 - 01420k20/1/00k85k
Gobbo United ColorsGoblin2180k172/2/140k0 - 32550k223/0/170k144k
Not out of the woods yetAlbion Fae2260k132/2/220k0 - 22420k233/3/060k113k
Warp Fanatics SupportersSkryre Slaves2240k192/1/160k2 - 02160k194/3/030k91k
Hiss Boo HissGoblin Cheaters2190k141/7/040k1 - 11910k142/1/150k87k
hmmmmpfNurglings2260k194/5/020k0 - 22490k193/1/260k89k