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KISS and the KAOSS KOWSS
Retired [X2] Chaos

They were here for hurting you baby,
Now they are here for hurting more!
They just can't get enough of it baby,
So you better run and shut your door!

Jeps KISS is back, and they brought KOWSS from HELL !!!


On geheimnisnacht when the forces of evil are strong and the blackest magical winds overflow the world of men, they came. Twisted and deranged, embodied with the power of ROCK, 4 young exalted ones emerged from the KAOSS wastelands.
There bodies where blessed by the raw powers of the KAOSS KODSS, there tongues where huge, there ears were even huger... and one of the even got breasts!
In the dark ruins of an abandon dwarven mine that was built inside an active volcano called "Evil-Rock" they forged there weapons of mass destruction. They forged... MAGICAL LUTESS!!! and one even more little tiny magical DRUM!!!
Inside those LUTESS these evil ones entrapped pure lightning, so that they would have... ELECTRICAL MAGICAL LUTESS.
* sound of doom : TOEM TOEM TOEM TOOOEEEEEEM *
And from these LUTESS (and little tiny even more magical DRUM) came the raw sound that would ROCK US ALL !!! And they called themselves KISS!!!

Dressed like evil mad men, they powdered there faces like sissys and put dark black warcolours over the powder
(they can do that you know... they are evil!, evil I tell you!!! mouhahahahaha...uhm... where was I... oh Yeah).

These evil vilains of darkness, these pigs of rock, these sissy powdered black painted bastards would go from town to town to challenge people to play a game of blood bowl with them. A game in the name of the powers of KAOSS!!! and ROCK!!!
If the town people would loose, they would fill the town with ROCK and all the young ones in the town would change in the most terrible beasts of all... KOWSS. These youngsters become embalmed with the ROCKY powers of KAOSS. They are forced to live there life as KOWSS, pillaging everything that commes in there way. And giving milk every 24 hours.

Now, going from town to town with there cattle, playing there game, selling there milk... KISS AND THE KAOSS KOWSS are a menace that plague the land!
They will never leave the land unless a sissy snotling boy called "little snotty aka Dodo" would trow the magical Lutes inside the great volcano with the cool name (Evil-Rock).
Lucky for our evil heroes that sissy snotling has better things to do, getting crushed by bigger snotlings for example.

If its dark, and when you least expect... BEWARE because they could be stealing your wallet!

On the Base Lute we got : The evil Gene Simmons
On the Lead Lute we got : The terefying ACE Frehley
On the guitar and vocals of this evil band : The terrible good Paul Stanley
On the little tiny magical drum: The mad contender Peter Criss
On the backup vocals : a lot of moo'ing evil milky KAOSS KOWSS and a price bull/studd

They will rock all of your games (except against dwarfs... read the signs you little bastards!!!).

--- DONT ASK, DONT CARE, I WILL NEVER PLAY DWARFS AGAIN !!! ---
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  12 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 60k
(60)k
 
2
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
 
3
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Tackle, Big Hand
  32 5 5 0 7 3 49/ 130k
(135)k
 
4
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Guard
  19 1 4 0 1 1 20/ 100k
(123)k
 
5
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Foul Appearance
m 13 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 90k
(0)k
 
6
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Guard
m 33 0 2 0 0 2 16/ 100k
(0)k
 
7
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block
  6 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 120k
(125)k
 
8
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
 
10
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal
Guard, Multiple Block
  15 0 0 0 6 1 17/ 150k
(148)k
 
11
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
  31 0 2 0 2 1 15/ 80k
(85)k
 
14
Chaos Warrior
4 4 3 9
Block, Guard
-ma, m 28 0 1 0 4 2 21/ 140k
(0)k
 
15
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(110)k
 
16
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block
  22 0 0 0 4 1 13/ 120k
(125)k
 
10 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: kwèk Re-Rolls (140k): 6  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1550k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:33 (10/4/19) |TD Diff:-20 (32 - 52) |Cas Diff:-20 (26/16/9 - 44/17/10)
Last Opponent: Duvel Drinkerz

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Line ScootersSkaven1000k90/0/060k1 - 21080k141/0/080k62k
Reckless SlayersLizardmen1070k130/1/150k1 - 21120k151/1/050k64k
Darker StarrDark Elf1150k132/0/050k2 - 11110k110/0/040k50k
Mithril KnightsHigh Elf1240k112/1/060k0 - 21270k140/0/090k70k
Heroes of Might and Magic IIChaos Chosen1320k234/1/180k2 - 01420k80/1/070k77k
Short Wild PurpleChaos Dwarf1450k60/0/050k0 - 31380k203/0/060k70k
Skyre ScramblersSkaven1470k181/2/050k2 - 01490k133/2/080k68k
IG OberhorstChaos1550k50/0/050k0 - 01410k71/0/050k74k
LoL SlayersAmazon1540k161/1/140k1 - 11520k81/0/070k114k
Vulgar Display Of GrowlerOrc1610k70/0/040k0 - 21690k162/0/080k91k
La Guardia EvileUndead1660k161/0/160k2 - 01630k70/1/060k61k
easybeinggreenersOrc1750k121/1/070k1 - 11780k131/0/020k76k
Underdark TemplarsDark Elf1840k90/0/050k1 - 21780k120/0/060k82k
The StellafellasChaos Dwarf1840k101/0/040k1 - 21780k130/1/080k84k
1. Anarcist StructuresChaos1830k80/0/140k0 - 21750k140/0/130k60k
Kicked BucketsUndead1890k150/1/030k2 - 21970k181/1/120k67k
elfs of riverdaleDark Elf1950k140/0/030k2 - 11860k183/0/040k69k
Dummies of Eternal DoomDwarf2020k160/1/030k1 - 32000k272/4/050k57k
Snobs AthleticHigh Elf2070k90/0/050k1 - 32060k200/0/060k77k
Its SHOWTIME!Orc2140k71/0/030k0 - 22210k254/0/350k79k
Chaotic HarmonyChaos2030k110/1/250k0 - 12090k81/0/140k73k
TimesDark Elf1990k160/1/150k2 - 11940k120/0/140k86k
plaqueratsSkaven1960k213/1/040k2 - 11990k111/0/040k65k
Unholy CrusadeChaos Chosen2060k112/0/030k0 - 31930k161/0/040k100k
C languageOrc2100k121/0/070k1 - 32390k202/0/050k106k
Khuruk AiOrc2190k70/1/030k0 - 22240k245/0/030k65k
dirty green dozenOrc2240k103/0/040k0 - 12230k183/1/030k83k
Fc GulaschkanoneChaos1800k161/0/020k3 - 01770k163/1/020k51k
Master DecoySkaven1850k80/1/050k0 - 31880k231/1/060k90k
Killas EnragedNecromantic1790k131/0/060k2 - 01720k70/0/150k58k
Dumpster Darlings JamSkaven1890k131/2/140k0 - 31680k192/0/030k80k
road crewDwarf1890k60/0/060k0 - 21870k151/0/160k63k
Duvel DrinkerzDwarf1950k110/0/050k2 - 12020k191/3/10k62k