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To old to rock'n'roll, to young to die! These old morons are on a mission! They want silence on their retirement home, so they made a hitsquad to quench all annoying music which could destroy the winter of their lives. We hate elves, 'cause they wear those tight fitting glamrock outfits. We hate orcs, 'cause the cant really play metal. We hate the undead, cause deathmetal sucks. We hate vampires, 'cause goth is sooooo lame. we hate stunties, 'cause nobody under 4 feet has ever made any good music. We hate norse, 'cause folkmetal is odd. We hate humans, cause they gave us Helmut Lotti. They allways makes us hear that crap in the retirement home!!! We hate skavens, 'cause we ate their cousins during the Great War. We hate chaos, 'cause the whole metalmusic industry just suck. We hate amazons, 'cause those manly creatures reminds us of the healthcaretakers who change our diapers in the morning. We hate Chaos Dwarves, 'cause old men shouldnt listen to metal. We dont hate Khemri, 'cause the pretty bellydancers makes us forget everything about the annoying music. We dont hate Ogres, 'cause nobody ask a 12 feet tall marine to turn the volume down. We dont hate Dwarves, 'cause they look a lot like us( 5 feet tall, long beards and grumpy as hell) We dont play people we dont hate. Dont even try. We will never retire due to ageing, injuries or a change of diapers. I will foul, as it is the only way these old gimps can win. or..At least , TRY to win. Wins: Chaos Dwarves:1(ok, I admit it...it was a cherry) Losses: Chaos: 3 Humans : 1 Necro: 2 Lizards: 1(but we gave them hell! :) High Elf: 1 Dark Elf: 1 Hobgoblins: 1 Elfs: 1 Draws: Halflings: 2 Obituary: Against the evil dark elves, our beloved friend and lover(...) Frederick Burnes died in the most cruel of ways. A witch elf pried his cardiac medicine away from his (c)old hands and left him to die on the gridiron. Freddie, you surely will be missed. Alas! Leroy Johnson has been taken from us! Another victim to the foul Dark Elves!!!! Evil and sinister, these creatures of spite! Leroy, you will be missed( Dammit, he owed me 5 quid!) ehm...we lost another today, against hobgoblins, but I cant remember his name due to alzheimers... Nasty litte runts! Halflings took 2 of our beloved members to the grave today. You will surely be missed( Especially the 40 spp you had together..)

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
I like mutations	Chaos	1000k	12	1/2/0	80k	0 - 2	1030k	18	0/3/0	50k	56k
Praag All Tsars	Human	1100k	11	2/0/0	50k	0 - 2	1070k	15	0/1/0	30k	40k
Mighty Danes	Necromantic	1170k	6	0/0/0	40k	0 - 1	1130k	15	1/2/0	40k	54k
Rokitirs	Chaos	1220k	7	0/1/0	70k	0 - 2	1290k	17	2/1/0	60k	47k
Yam Dankees	Chaos Dwarf	1230k	12	0/0/0	80k	2 - 0	1480k	12	1/2/1	60k	55k
Swamp Thingz	Lizardmen	1340k	10	2/0/1	80k	1 - 3	1290k	16	1/0/0	90k	70k
Lonefield Grotters	Halfling	1310k	15	3/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1470k	10	1/0/0	70k	72k
PhoenixWing	High Elf	1360k	7	1/0/0	50k	0 - 2	1340k	16	0/0/1	50k	69k
Sin Team	Dark Elf	1420k	10	1/1/0	30k	0 - 3	1490k	20	0/0/2	60k	39k
Viscious K9s	Necromantic	1430k	6	0/0/0	70k	0 - 2	1480k	16	1/0/0	50k	80k
Muenster Thunder	Chaos	1410k	10	0/0/1	30k	1 - 2	1450k	15	2/1/1	70k	54k
NashGhulRaiders	Dark Elf	1460k	9	2/0/0	30k	0 - 5	1500k	26	1/0/1	80k	54k
Hobgoblin Despoilers	Chaos Dwarf	1440k	2	1/0/0	80k	0 - 4	1510k	17	0/1/1	60k	66k
About me and your SISTER dude	Elf	1390k	14	0/2/0	40k	1 - 2	1380k	17	1/2/0	50k	61k
Brutes from the Moot	Halfling	1450k	19	4/2/1	70k	1 - 1	1410k	10	0/0/2	50k	55k
Kaupang Knarrhaulers	Norse	1420k	17	3/0/1	10k	1 - 1	1000k	15	0/2/1	20k	24k
Taarup IF	Human	1440k	10	1/0/0	40k	1 - 2	1240k	16	1/0/1	100k	66k
Endzone Rumblers	Chaos Dwarf	1410k	13	2/1/0	60k	1 - 1	1320k	13	2/0/0	70k	56k