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Altdorf Antagonists
P [R] Human

The coach is as antagonistic as the team. If you don't like whiners, don't play me!

You have been warned.

Winners (or is that Whiners?) of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=1609&show=11541">Fumbbl Smack Pro XXVI</a> in a <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1130290">costly final</a>. I wonder if I should stop playing in them, this is the second Smack tourney I play, the second that I win, and the second one where the final features 4 permanent injuries against me... (Well, the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1111264">other one</a> had five perms, but the apoth worked.)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bill 'the Pusher'
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
   19 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 160k
(140+20)k
  
2
Jens Omdahl
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   6 0 2 0 1 1 13/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
3
Derrick Almann
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Tackle
   19 1 2 0 2 2 21/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
4
Hal Halsen
Blitzer
7 4 3 8
Block
+ST, Guard, Tackle
   18 0 7 0 5 1 36/51 180k
(90+90)k
  
5
Karl Gundark
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
   16 0 4 0 5 1 27/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
6
Surefire Siegfried
Thrower
7 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, +MA, Block, Tackle
   19 16 3 0 2 6 59/76 160k
(70+90)k
  
7
Hermann Schultz
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   2 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
8
Buzz Lincoln
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step
   12 0 5 0 1 0 17/31 100k
(60+40)k
  
9
Freddy Arlington
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
   4 1 4 0 0 0 13/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
10
Heinrich von Blitzig
Lineman
6 3 3 8   9 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Liam Collicker
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   9 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
12
Bart King
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dirty Player
 m 19 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 70k
(0)k
  
13
Hans Dirksen
Lineman
6 3 3 8   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
14
Jann Kenning
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Guard
   18 0 3 0 1 1 16/31 100k
(50+50)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Mezir Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 17  
Current Team Value: 1860k (±610) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1930k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:19 (15/3/1) |TD Diff:29 (42 - 13) |Cas Diff:2 (19/12/6 - 20/9/6)
Last Opponent: Hiker Mice From Arze

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Karond Kar OblivionDark Elf1000k221/0/030k4 - 01000k80/0/040k40k
Lunchbox RaidersHalfling1080k173/0/0110k2 - 01270k71/0/090k88k
Mouse On MarsSkaven1220k131/0/0100k2 - 11310k132/0/030k66k
Arnon UnitedElf1310k160/2/080k2 - 01330k101/0/040k86k
Falteadores sin EscrupulosUndead1420k181/3/0100k2 - 01420k00/0/00k58k
Show OffsChaos Dwarf1510k90/0/130k1 - 11590k121/1/080k84k
They Came From Your Cellar!!!Necromantic1550k161/0/060k3 - 11310k111/0/070k63k
fLoverHuman1650k231/1/040k4 - 11540k191/2/150k86k
Marinade ComebacksDark Elf1690k171/0/0110k2 - 01610k21/0/00k87k
Botte dei NaniDwarf1840k112/0/070k2 - 01900k151/1/340k92k
Terrified Lawyers of NaggarothHuman1360k80/0/070k1 - 01350k113/0/070k90k
Temple of HashutChaos Dwarf1440k60/0/130k0 - 11470k163/1/090k76k
Luck Lucking Lucky LuckersWood Elf1470k131/2/040k1 - 11570k131/0/070k92k
Fun and Friendly FrogsSkaven1540k201/0/130k3 - 11680k173/1/040k80k
Gruft SturmNecromantic1620k191/0/170k3 - 11550k130/1/120k70k
Elf PlungersElf1720k162/1/140k2 - 11690k100/0/040k98k
MPC BoyzOrc1800k141/0/060k2 - 01900k100/1/060k81k
Curse of the Dark ElvesDark Elf1900k172/2/020k1 - 11960k110/0/020k92k
Hiker Mice From ArzeSkaven1940k280/1/130k5 - 31940k211/1/140k97k