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The Church Of The SubGenius is an order of Scoffers and Blasphemers, dedicated to Total Slack, delving into Mockery Science, Sadofuturistics, Megaphysics, Scatalography, Schizophreniatrics, Morealism, Sarcastrophy, Cynisacreligion, Apocolyptionomy, ESPectorationalism, Hypno-Pediatrics, Subliminalism, Satyriology, Disto-Utopianity, Sardonicology, Facetiouism, Ridiculophagy, and Miscellaneous Theology.

1st game managed to tie a cr of 170+> How don't know ( must the excess of slack hehe)
5th game managed to tie yet another 170+ cr giving up a handi and losing 4 of my team to cas in the second half. Hail the slack!
7th game first defeat of the Church by an elf team. Damn those elves!
8th game is a highlight by the simple fact that is was the funniest game I have ever played. More it than cp and still managed a tie. Hail slack!
9th game a horrible loss. WE GOT SMOKED!
10th game another loss. This is getting out of hand
11th game finally a victory but at a cost. Pink boy in a can fouled and was killed in the last turn. The church will always remember his efforts.
12th game was a horroble lost to a fling team. They played good and well we sucked. A fling killed K McWittengenstein. Farewell brave slacker you will be missed
13th game a hard fought win against very skilled orcs and a good coach yet slack prevailed with a price. The overman recieved a niggle on injury which forced his retirement. You will not be forgotten ( enough though he had no skills )
14th game a horrible game. The great Rev, Ivan Stang dead on a trip dodge. you will be missed
15th game a stunning come back. 3td's and 2kills spark a victory for those who serve BOB. The Rev. returned after a brief stop to the land of slack. Angry for the beating he took last time , he returned for vengence. Hail Slack!
16th game conceded. Why? Drunk off the wine of slack!
17th game a win but with a loss. The game started in favor of the oppo. but the almighty BOB prevailed to give a win and cas. to the dreaded Ogres. Alas the Church has loss one to the land of slack. We will miss your so called efforts.
18th game did not look pretty in the 1st half. The elves scored twice and left the church wondering "What the HELL!" But BOB prevailed with a bh and with a little slack a tied score. Hail Slack!

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bob
Beast
4 5 1 9
Big Guy, Foul Appearance, Infect, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Tentacles
Guard
  17 0 0 0 5 1 15/16 140k
(135)k
 
2
Beastman
6 3 4 8
Horns
+AG
  4 2 1 0 1 0 7/16 100k
(105)k
 
3
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60)k
 
4
Rotter
4 4 2 9
Foul Appearance, Regenerate
  7 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 110k
(128)k
 
5
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60)k
 
6
Beastman
6 4 3 8
Horns
Block, +ST
  18 0 3 0 3 2 25/31 130k
(158)k
 
7
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60)k
 
9
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Claw
  18 1 0 0 3 1 12/16 90k
(90)k
 
10
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Strip Ball
  17 0 2 0 4 1 19/31 100k
(115)k
 
11
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Guard
  17 1 4 0 2 0 17/31 100k
(123)k
 
12
Rotter
4 4 2 9
Foul Appearance, Regenerate
Block, Mighty Blow
n 11 0 0 0 1 3 17/31 150k
(133)k
 
13
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Mighty Blow
n 13 0 0 0 3 3 21/31 100k
(96)k
 
14
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
  9 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 80k
(85)k
 
13 players  
Coach: hornedgod00 Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Nurgle's Rotters Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1610k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:18 (7/5/6) |TD Diff:-3 (20 - 23) |Cas Diff:-3 (15/9/6 - 17/11/5)
Last Opponent: Dark Age Force

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Ethel the FrogOrc1000k91/0/140k0 - 01050k71/0/070k59k
Fearless Imperial GangstersChaos Dwarf1050k100/2/070k1 - 11090k101/0/060k70k
Pink TailsSkaven1140k151/0/090k2 - 11190k132/0/050k62k
Deth EaterzOrc1270k140/1/040k2 - 11380k141/1/070k59k
IRE orcs2Orc1340k121/1/050k1 - 11230k162/1/140k64k
Oaktown CrunchersChaos1250k143/0/080k1 - 01310k91/0/040k57k
Stirwood GuardiansElf1360k141/0/040k2 - 31250k191/0/030k40k
History ShakersUndead1440k80/0/070k0 - 01440k142/1/050k65k
Warriors of Modern DeathDark Elf1530k50/0/050k0 - 41560k230/2/050k68k
Toulouse Lautrec's BoysChaos Dwarf1590k80/1/050k0 - 21420k151/0/080k69k
StraglersHuman1650k110/0/060k2 - 11640k120/2/150k59k
Bay City BowlersHalfling1630k111/1/130k0 - 21620k143/1/150k60k
Badland TrashersOrc1610k130/1/040k2 - 11570k140/2/070k67k
Los DescarriadosChaos Dwarf1620k90/1/130k0 - 21620k130/1/040k75k
DiScOrDiAnS!Chaos1570k202/0/230k3 - 01520k70/0/130k73k
Burn that ReRoll!Skaven1570k00/0/00k0 - 11570k140/0/080k57k
ChitownOgre1560k223/1/160k2 - 11630k142/0/120k36k
Dark Age ForceDark Elf1570k162/0/040k2 - 21630k140/0/030k50k