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Chuck Norris and his Minions
Retired [X2] Necromantic

You think Chuck Norris does not make movies anymore? You don't even know who Chuck Norris is? Well, surprise, surprise. Chuck Norris is back!
He's starting his newest movie right now. It's about a werewolf that is down with some zombies to rock some stuff. Guest Appereance by the greatest stars of movie history and other crackheads that show weak perfomance while Chuck does what he always did: Rulin' big time!

3 Assistant Coaches and 4 Cheerleaders can't be wrong.
Chuck Norris and his Minions rock!



Minion Wannabes:
Tina Turner
J. Edgar Hoover
Roseanne Barr
Dan Brown
Erich von Daeniken
Guenter Netzer


Missing in Action:
Dolph Lundgren
Lorenzo Lamas

Killed in Action:
Michael Dudikoff
Charles Bronson



There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.


Guys that tried to catch a glimpse of the scene:
Cabezon - He used to act as an Ogre. That was until he got catched by Chuck Norris who beat him up heavily so that he now acts as a zombie. Chuck despises voyeurs!
Peterson - Only God knows what this guy was thinking as he ran up to Chuck Norris for calling him his b****. Chuck didn't hesitate and showed him who is whose b****.
Reborn - Chuk surely had a bad day when this little fellow asked for an autograph. Not that he didn't give him on. It was just... well... let's say right in the face... [sacked due to mng and need of space]
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Werewolf
8 3 3 8
Catch, Claw, Frenzy
Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dodge
  12 1 4 2 12 3 56/ 210k
(233)k
 
2
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  10 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 30k
(40)k
 
3
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Block, Tackle
  12 1 1 0 1 2 16/ 70k
(95)k
 
4
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  9 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 30k
(40)k
 
5
Zombie
6 3 2 8
Regenerate
+MA, +MA
  12 3 4 0 2 0 19/ 90k
(115)k
 
6
Zombie
5 3 2 8
Regenerate
+MA, Sure Hands
  11 5 1 0 3 1 19/ 80k
(105)k
 
7
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Guard
  10 0 2 0 1 1 13/ 60k
(75)k
 
8
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  12 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(40)k
 
9
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Block, Dirty Player
  12 0 0 0 3 2 16/ 70k
(123)k
 
10
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Dirty Player, Mighty Blow
  12 1 2 0 2 1 16/ 80k
(123)k
 
11
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Block
  12 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 50k
(65)k
 
12
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Kick
  12 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 50k
(65)k
 
13
Zombie
5 3 2 8
Regenerate
+MA
  9 1 1 0 1 0 6/ 60k
(75)k
 
15
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
 
16
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  9 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(40)k
 
15 players  
Coach: Menikmati Re-Rolls (140k): 7  
Race: Necromantic Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 4  
Team Value: 1630k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:12 (6/2/4) |TD Diff:6 (18 - 12) |Cas Diff:6 (14/17/4 - 16/9/4)
Last Opponent: Reborn to Kill

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Karak Azul Bearded Wild-BoarsDwarf1000k111/1/040k1 - 21070k233/2/150k57k
Winter of our discontentDark Elf1010k141/3/060k0 - 11340k110/1/040k52k
Los Sucios TelekosGoblin Cheaters1070k181/1/090k2 - 01000k70/0/150k59k
No mas unosOgre1160k252/0/130k4 - 01000k112/1/070k40k
Happy PeasantsVampire1280k151/2/050k2 - 11330k92/2/060k84k
Horned HelmetsNorse1370k181/3/170k1 - 11380k100/0/030k54k
Posse of OldHuman1420k110/0/150k1 - 01850k80/0/030k63k
We need an ApoNurgle's Rotters1410k142/0/050k2 - 21800k183/0/040k59k
Sunless SkyDark Elf1500k141/2/080k1 - 21480k130/0/080k95k
Mcbrains FCUndead1530k203/1/170k2 - 11560k140/3/240k70k
Frozen MountainDwarf1650k80/3/070k0 - 21870k204/0/050k63k
Reborn to KillUndead1640k201/1/030k2 - 02330k112/0/00k58k