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O'Klutzes
Roster [X2] Ogre

Somewhere in the northern sea, lies an island. Some of the most remarkable features of said island are the green meadows, the beautiful mountains and the family O'Klutz. Though the O'Klutzes are ogres, mama O'Klutz never fails to point out, that deep inside, her boys are as sensitive and softhearted as any elf.
However, some day mama O'Klutz ordered her boys off for weeding her goblin-inhabitated garden. The playful brats soon discovered, that it was tremendously fun to toss the goblins around and watch them go "Hurk - woooohhhnonononono - splutch" So, one day, during cabbage-market in a nearby town, the boys learned about bloodbowl and that they actually could earn lots of money (or cabbages) by tossing their little "friends" around a grassy patch.

Until today the O'Klutz-Brothers are coached by their deary Mother.

The first Ogre to cross the thin line was <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2871508">Harry O'Klutz</a> (also the first O'Klutz who scored a TD) Well, the lad was so much in love with Bloodbowl that he keeps playing as a <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2922957">zombie </a> for the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=236191">Deadtown United</a>

The first <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1156023">match the O'Klutzes won</a> was against the unfortunate <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=250206">Bloodthirsty Bulls (CD)</a>.

One rule with the O'Klutzes is, that gobbos can't be retired. They just die!

Don't miss the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=244958">O'Klutz Yearbook</a>
<a HREF="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1382049">OUCH!!!!</a>
<h3>Famous O'Klutz cheers and sayings</h3>
Throw them gobbos, throw them hard,
cause them gobbos are retar'd,
Throw them gobbos on their head,
this makes gobbos very dead.

Who's got guts?
Who's just nuts?
the clan O'Klutz!
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<tr valign="top" ><th>Squished Goblins &amp; clumsy Ogres</th></tr>
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<tr class="even"><td align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2922961"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/goblin1.gif" alt="Splutch"></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2896469"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/goblin2.gif" alt="Huuuurk"></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2878125"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/goblin3.gif" alt="Wooosh"></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2872115"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/goblin1.gif" alt="Garoonk"></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2871508"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/ogre1.gif" alt="Harry O'Klutz"></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2861064"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/goblin1.gif" alt="Whirrrrr"></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2861063"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/goblin4.gif" alt="Groink"></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2861060"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/goblin4.gif" alt="Weee" title="Weeee"></a></td></tr></table><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5">
<tr valign="top" ><th>Meat for the cabbage-stew</th></tr>
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<tr class="even"><td align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2979099"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/lmsaurus2.gif" ></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2969693"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/lmskink1.gif" ></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2978309"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/delineman1.gif" ></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2507767"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/olineman1.gif" ></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3156993"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/vthrall3.gif" ></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3266394"><img src="http://weltuntergang.ch/misc/images/bbowl/icons/nlineman1.gif" ></a></td></tr></table>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Roarg O'Klutz
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Block, Multiple Block, Break Tackle
 n 32 0 0 0 13 6 56/76 210k
(160)k
  
2
Shred O'Klutz
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Guard
   32 0 1 0 10 0 23/31 160k
(160)k
  
3
Skeeezz
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Sure Feet, Leap
 n, n 30 1 4 0 0 4 33/51 100k
(45)k
  
4
Grrrrrrrk
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(15)k
  
5
Nonononono
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG
   19 1 2 0 1 1 14/16 80k
(40)k
  
6
Flick
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(13)k
  
7
Cain O'Klutz
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Piling On, +AG, Guard
 -ag 17 0 2 1 9 2 36/51 200k
(150)k
  
8
Bob
Goblin
6 1 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -st, n 7 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 40k
(13)k
  
9
Bronk O'Klutz
Ogre
5 5 3 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
+AG, Guard, Break Tackle
   32 0 4 0 7 3 41/51 200k
(183)k
  
10
Hank O'Klutz
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(120)k
  
11
Hugo O'Klutz
Ogre
5 5 3 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Multiple Block, +AG
   31 0 0 0 11 2 32/51 210k
(168)k
  
12
Ouch
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
 n 14 0 4 0 0 0 12/16 60k
(17)k
  
13
Liam O'Klutz
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   12 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 140k
(135)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Kingdom Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2050k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:32 (3/10/19) |TD Diff:-40 (30 - 70) |Cas Diff:3 (31/21/12 - 32/22/7)
Last Opponent: Nextwave

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Barlin TroopersDwarf1000k142/1/070k1 - 11000k100/1/090k68k
Charge Of The IronfistChaos Dwarf1090k91/1/050k0 - 31000k181/1/0100k62k
Hatecity HeadhuntersHigh Elf1170k50/0/150k0 - 41090k242/0/080k78k
Graveyard ChampionsUndead1220k163/1/080k1 - 11200k100/1/040k47k
Castle RockersDwarf1290k80/0/080k1 - 11050k121/2/060k62k
Hair Club for 'flingsHalfling1340k91/0/050k0 - 21540k120/0/080k64k
Morks MaraudersOrc1410k71/0/060k0 - 11250k110/1/040k51k
Longer Than FictionDwarf1410k80/0/070k1 - 21320k150/1/070k46k
Origami-made-HelmetElf1500k201/2/030k3 - 31240k261/1/080k64k
Hatecity HijackersElf1510k71/0/050k0 - 41440k271/2/070k63k
Bozze'z BoyzOrc1530k80/0/020k1 - 31290k160/0/040k69k
Deadtown UnitedNecromantic1540k100/1/050k1 - 31650k200/2/280k84k
Bloodthirsty BullsChaos Dwarf1380k163/1/070k1 - 01220k50/0/040k50k
Thunder GeckosLizardmen1480k91/0/140k0 - 11320k101/0/070k69k
Royal Court of NaqzilDark Elf1540k120/0/210k1 - 41450k240/1/040k56k
Surt ShowDark Elf1530k185/0/020k1 - 11320k131/1/070k65k
Land of Ice and SnowChaos1590k224/0/060k3 - 11700k80/0/060k74k
Invaders from NorthChaos Chosen1700k161/2/020k1 - 11570k101/0/150k59k
BaaderOrc1750k100/1/050k1 - 21670k131/0/050k93k
Silver Fangs RenegadesNecromantic1810k130/2/160k0 - 31880k191/0/070k75k
Alleria AllstarsDark Elf1900k130/1/060k2 - 21790k161/0/030k61k
piranha loverdChaos Dwarf1980k152/1/050k1 - 21710k202/1/150k70k
HukktOrc1940k90/0/230k0 - 12010k100/0/030k70k
Nachtburg AncientsVampire1990k110/0/140k1 - 31970k172/0/060k81k
Soul BurnasUndead2050k130/1/030k2 - 21860k140/0/120k97k
Atomika orcsOrc2070k70/0/10k0 - 31740k203/0/070k65k
Khuruk AiOrc2080k171/2/020k2 - 21890k243/4/030k91k
Monkey's MaraudersNorse1970k241/1/210k3 - 11840k131/0/130k54k
Blood Red NailsChaos2040k71/0/00k0 - 31510k162/0/040k73k
Vindictive PigsChaos2040k70/1/040k0 - 51600k320/3/180k67k
Crookback LightningSkaven2100k81/0/010k0 - 31600k170/0/080k72k
NextwaveKhemri2110k191/2/150k2 - 22090k217/0/030k75k