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<b>My Mission Statement:</b> I do not play to win at any cost, kill your players, destroy your team or foul as much as possible. I am not worried about my CR or W/L ratio. I play for fun and amusement. I will take opportunities given, but I will not throw a cheap foul just because. After an freak incident involving an Anvil of Doom, a cart of whisky, several explosions, setting fire to a Rune Lord's beard, three hamsters, and the flooding of a Halfling Shire, Kargni Oldstrider took up the axe and red mohawk of the Trollslayer. He wandered the countryside for decades unsuccessfully seeking his doom, able to find only a handful of Trolls. These were always living in the most remote locations and took months of travel to find. Worse yet were the pointless treks, following rumors only to find weasly renegade Black Orc or the like. After a particularly woeful quest where a renegade water drake had turned out to only be a rather large crocodile, Kargni went to his first Bloodbowl game in Altdorf. To his amazemen he realized where all the Trolls of the countryside had gone: they'd been recruited for Bloodbowl! Realizing that the Trolls would come to him, Kargni hung up his axe and founded the Steelers. The Steelers are recruited from the sturdiest and most doughty members of the hold. They are hand picked by a rigourous selection process involving drinking, arm wrestling, brawling, boasting and alot more drinking. Many a Dwarf has gone out for a 'friendly' night on the town only to find they'd signed a player contract while in their cups. Few mind this process as the team is sponsored by the Steelshield Brewery and Armoury. To keep morale up, the team is kept at a constant state of inebriation. These 'recruitment drives' and 'morale boosters' are where a great majority of team funds are 'reinvested'. Rumour that the team coach has a majority interest in the Steelshield business is currently unfounded. The current Steelers regime believes that the key to a Bloodbowl game is a good defense. The players are currently working on a system they call the "Wall of Steel" defense, refusing to yield ground to the opposition. Several team members have learned to hold their ground against even the toughest opponents, though detractors say their first win was only because they played against "understrength Elfs".

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Mourghool's Maimers	Chaos	1000k	9	1/1/0	60k	0 - 1	1000k	12	2/0/0	40k	56k
Blind Fools	Orc	1080k	5	0/0/0	80k	0 - 1	1310k	8	0/0/0	30k	43k
Mojo Pins	Dark Elf	1160k	9	2/0/0	50k	0 - 3	1170k	18	0/1/0	50k	53k
Necarchs	Necromantic	1230k	7	0/1/0	90k	0 - 0	1240k	9	2/0/0	70k	66k
Orcamanao Champions	Orc	1300k	5	1/0/0	80k	0 - 1	1600k	11	1/0/0	50k	62k
Dancing Allstars	Wood Elf	1390k	15	1/0/2	80k	2 - 0	1420k	7	0/0/0	70k	52k
Church of Industrial Saints	Dark Elf	1470k	12	3/0/0	80k	1 - 2	1500k	14	0/0/1	80k	73k
Karak Azul Boki	Dwarf	1490k	8	1/0/0	60k	0 - 1	1520k	9	0/0/0	40k	62k
Mighty Glade Warriors	Wood Elf	1490k	16	1/0/0	50k	3 - 2	1520k	14	0/1/0	30k	69k
Painful Darkness	Norse	1580k	11	1/1/0	60k	0 - 1	1550k	14	0/2/0	20k	60k
Drunk 'n Dirty	Orc	1490k	7	0/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1420k	15	2/0/0	80k	75k
Maxell CD-R 74 XL 650mb	Dwarf	1490k	17	1/0/1	40k	2 - 0	1590k	18	1/2/1	20k	65k
Armored Saints	High Elf	1480k	15	1/1/1	30k	1 - 2	1500k	13	1/0/0	90k	67k