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<i>"Damn, not a single student this term,"</i> Morlock Dittlebeard, headmaster of the Univerity of Modern Technology of Aachenbach slams his jar of dwarven stoudt soundly on the desk. <i>"Pehlkonikow, show yourself!"</i> <br><br>Out of a corner, barely enlighted by the candlelight of the 3 candelabra balancing dangerously close on the edge of huge pile of books, a greyhaired, worried looking Goblin enters the room. <i>"To your service, Master Dittlebeard, is there anything my humble self can do for Your Highness?"</i> <i>"Yes, Pehlkonikow, massage Our brain, We feel like We have to think now!"</i> With a shruggle the Goblin climbs a pile of books behind the lavish wooden airmchair, wich sheer size makes the dwarf sitting in it look like an over-nourished baby. <i>"And do it with a little more commiment than last time, We feel Our mastermind is coming up with another briliant stroke of genius!"</i> <i>"Of course, Master,"</i> Pehlkonikow answers with the most devoted voice possible for the troubled Goblin, and with a last silent sigh, his hands sink deep into the meaty skin folds of the bald dwarfen head. <br><br><i>"Jaaar, that;s good, Pehlkonikow. Now let's see: Why is it these students nowadays go to other schools than our noble house? "</i> <i>"I don't know Master, please enlight me"</i> <i>"Because they don't have no sense for tradition!"</i> the dwarf roars and slams his jar on the desk, almost bringing down one of the candelabra again. <i>"Only care for entertainment, those lousy scalawags. But now, Pehlkonikow, listen carefully, here We have the plan: <b>The noble University Aachenbach will give out scholarships for young promising athlets of the most redneckish sports that came to Our genius mind: Bloodbowl!! It is Our intend to create a team of young Engineers, who show the world, that superior brainpower will outrun sheer muscle anytime under any condition!"</b></i> <i>"That is downright brilliant , Master Dittlebeard, as always!"</i> the Goblin replies, <i>"What is Your Highness will regarding the acomplishment ?"</i> <br><br><i>"Plain simple, ol' Gobbo,"</i> contently strocking his wellfilled belly, Dittlebeard turns towards the Goblin, still balancing on a pile of books as high as himself , <i>"The only thing that needs to be done is to go outside and find a bunch of promising scientists who are willing and able. And, Pehlkonikow, guess how We could have in mind for that? "</i><br><br>...

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Rats On Ice	Skaven	1000k	13	0/2/0	40k	1 - 1	1090k	13	1/0/1	80k	61k
Great Orcland	Orc	990k	18	0/1/0	50k	3 - 0	1180k	7	1/0/0	60k	32k
Stars der Manege	Elf	1090k	15	1/0/0	50k	2 - 2	1360k	14	0/0/0	40k	54k
Pandatown Plumbers JP	Dwarf	1170k	15	0/2/0	60k	2 - 0	1150k	11	2/0/1	60k	53k
Bloodnight Cobras	Dark Elf	1260k	14	3/1/1	30k	0 - 0	1290k	9	0/1/0	80k	67k
Grendels Revenge	Orc	1310k	17	0/3/0	30k	2 - 0	1370k	11	1/0/1	30k	55k
Wombleton Dating Service	Lizardmen	1390k	14	3/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1400k	10	1/0/0	50k	55k
Blood Runs Red	Vampire	1420k	15	2/0/0	70k	2 - 0	1470k	7	0/0/0	40k	67k
Grey Haven Ghostriders	Elf	1530k	15	1/2/0	40k	2 - 1	1550k	15	0/1/1	70k	66k
Gottes Tod	Undead	1460k	9	1/1/0	70k	0 - 2	1630k	15	1/0/1	70k	83k
Burbling Death	Nurgle's Rotters	1550k	11	0/0/1	40k	1 - 0	1460k	8	0/0/1	70k	67k
Mythril Hammers	Dwarf	1600k	14	1/0/0	80k	2 - 0	1790k	8	0/1/0	20k	67k
Cruel Intentions II	Skaven	1710k	14	0/1/0	90k	2 - 0	1390k	10	0/1/1	40k	93k
Arborial Princes	Wood Elf	1770k	13	0/1/0	20k	1 - 2	1700k	15	0/1/0	40k	53k
Married Manic Maidens	Amazon	1800k	10	1/0/0	0k	1 - 2	1570k	13	0/0/0	30k	57k
Bloodnight Cobras	Dark Elf	1810k	9	1/0/0	50k	1 - 3	1840k	14	1/0/1	20k	57k
Sinister Sisters	Dark Elf	1680k	15	2/0/1	30k	2 - 1	2070k	10	0/0/0	0k	38k
Pit Bull Germany	Human	1750k	17	0/3/0	90k	1 - 0	1790k	0	0/0/0	0k	61k
Doc Aspwin's Boyz	Orc	1830k	24	1/1/0	20k	3 - 1	1960k	11	0/0/0	30k	68k
Doopki Zbolale	Nurgle	1900k	11	0/0/0	20k	2 - 0	1840k	7	0/1/0	30k	63k