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Reindeer Rejects 5
Retired [X] Ogre

These fine specimens tried out for Santa's team of reindeer, but were rejected. THEY ARE NOT HAPPY!

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer:

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would know he’d been drinking.

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names; they still do!
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games; he was drunk!

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Fat Bastard must be drunk too!

Now all the reindeer hated him even more
as they shouted out with spite,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you're going to f**king die tonight!


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THIS TEAM WILL NOT PLAY TEAMS WITH A STAR PLAYER!

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Toe Sucker
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Break Tackle, Guard
 n, m 27 0 1 0 10 2 33/ 190k
(0)k
  
2
Dung Thrower
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Guard, Multiple Block, Piling On
 n 44 0 1 0 19 4 61/ 200k
(156)k
  
3
Mucus
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(117)k
  
4
Boy
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Side Step, Jump Up
   32 0 7 0 0 4 41/ 120k
(125)k
  
5
Toad
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   12 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 40k
(25)k
  
6
Fungus
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(117)k
  
7
Nose Hair
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle, Sprint, Sure Feet
 n 43 1 7 0 3 5 53/ 120k
(115)k
  
8
Greaseball
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
 n 39 0 4 0 0 2 22/ 80k
(67)k
  
9
Flatulence
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Block, Guard, Piling On
 n 41 0 0 0 16 4 52/ 210k
(156)k
  
10
Clod
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Guard, Multiple Block
   44 0 1 0 11 2 35/ 180k
(169)k
  
11
Asspincher
Goblin
6 2 1 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 -ag, -ag 21 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 60k
(15)k
  
12
Jockrash
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Guard
 m 30 0 0 0 5 4 30/ 160k
(0)k
  
13
Oldshoe
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Guard
   20 0 0 0 3 2 16/ 160k
(154)k
  
14
Crotchgrabber
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle
 n 11 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 140k
(115)k
  
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: VinnieSpleenmasher Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2090k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:44 (18/9/17) |TD Diff:-23 (42 - 65) |Cas Diff:-2 (52/36/11 - 55/33/13)
Last Opponent: Nurgle Raiders

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
QuintiChaos1000k120/2/050k1 - 11000k150/2/170k45k
Exiled KingsChaos Dwarf1040k92/0/190k0 - 21000k183/0/0100k61k
Movie MagicUndead1150k121/1/040k1 - 11000k141/0/270k63k
BashBrutherzOgre1080k50/0/050k0 - 31090k182/0/160k58k
Altdorf OgresOgre1080k120/2/060k1 - 01040k70/1/050k37k
Fouling Fools for Free BeersGoblin1170k255/2/160k2 - 01420k50/0/020k56k
Georgie Dann y 10 masChaos1290k112/1/080k0 - 11430k101/0/080k67k
Bloodchester UnitedVampire1320k91/0/130k0 - 11380k120/1/030k59k
South Lake HipposNorse1370k71/0/030k0 - 21460k202/1/040k73k
Guardians of the FlameHigh Elf1300k190/4/070k2 - 11120k121/0/040k63k
Drunken monkeyChaos1420k150/1/150k2 - 01580k122/0/150k72k
Legends of OldeShambling Undead1440k172/0/170k2 - 01490k92/0/060k61k
Scientia AdeptioWood Elf1550k172/2/090k2 - 11550k140/1/170k105k
Avengers of NaggarothDark Elf1670k81/1/060k1 - 11310k80/0/080k70k
Blood Red NailsChaos1760k50/1/00k1 - 21470k133/2/180k62k
Pan-Fumbbl AirOgre1580k161/3/060k1 - 11740k101/0/040k72k
Powered UpNorse1680k121/2/060k1 - 01320k50/0/060k89k
Gonn Darn NutzOrc1760k131/1/030k2 - 01640k70/0/020k73k
Clumsy ElfsHigh Elf1830k80/0/140k0 - 61960k291/0/060k90k
Monkey's NorsemenNorse1800k152/0/060k2 - 01610k162/2/170k69k
Characterz RevengeOrc1790k130/2/060k1 - 11420k212/2/330k79k
Guardians of the FlameHigh Elf1730k112/1/030k0 - 51360k292/0/090k75k
Tough BoyzOrc1780k143/0/040k1 - 01480k81/0/030k62k
Eakaq DuodecimusSkaven1850k122/0/030k1 - 31820k273/3/070k110k
founderElven Union1910k171/3/060k1 - 31650k201/0/030k77k
Say it aint' SoChaos1990k204/0/040k2 - 01560k50/0/030k68k
Hell BeastsChaos Chosen2080k71/0/030k0 - 31770k201/2/050k76k
snakes tonguesLizardmen2040k162/0/00k2 - 21650k120/0/010k59k
5 piratesChaos2080k142/0/150k1 - 02050k142/2/040k82k
Hell BeastsChaos Chosen2150k50/0/010k0 - 21750k151/0/070k85k
SkullsqueezersChaos2160k100/1/040k1 - 12020k110/1/020k76k
Grook 'n' Mook'sGoblin2220k162/2/070k1 - 02150k70/1/060k82k
Orcland GalsOrc2280k100/0/10k1 - 02040k102/0/040k75k
Drunked Masters of ShaolinDark Elf2300k70/0/140k0 - 62430k342/0/040k82k
Mutants UnitedChaos2350k101/0/020k1 - 02290k91/2/00k52k
We the Bad OnesOgre2390k152/0/030k2 - 12310k182/1/20k70k
Drakwald Blues (DB)Orc2290k150/2/00k2 - 21820k141/0/050k76k
Da Kave KillazOrc2320k51/0/00k0 - 32250k254/1/040k77k
Northwest NegotiatorsOrc2330k194/0/050k2 - 02220k91/0/020k89k
DeadCalmUndead2420k71/0/020k0 - 32040k160/1/050k84k
Shambling MarthasUndead2450k131/1/210k0 - 32140k213/1/030k100k
Creepy HeadstonersShambling Undead2490k101/0/030k1 - 11910k163/1/050k86k
Teenage Mutant Ninja CowsChaos2530k80/1/040k1 - 01950k121/2/030k81k
Nurgle RaidersNurgle2540k50/0/040k0 - 32070k191/3/020k98k