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In the short span of time that they have been playing Blood Bowl, the Bleakmoor Brigands have have already started to make quite an impression on the fans...</B>
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"Aye, that Byrguith can steal yer ball and yer beer faster than ya can flog a cat!"</I>
- Hetwill the Humorless Hermit of Halgrange
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"I go to see 'dem tight uniforms! 'Dey really fill out the front of 'dem leather breeches, don't ya know!"</I>
- Wilmara the Wayward and Willing Wench of Wilsbury
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"ARR! Viscious scoundrels and cuthless cut-throats; NOW THAT'S MY KIND OF TEAM!"</I>
- Barancle Bob Blackheart, the Brazen Butcher of Brixton
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"Rakish young devils they is! Left all me daughters plucked n' spent! Now me blasted wife's expecting me to give 'er the same!! A pox on them and their dangly bits!"</I>
- Misearable Marvyn, Marshall of Middle Muckdale
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"The short one smells of old cheese."</I>
- Zerflebargsnart the 3rd.

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Only time will tell what it to become of our motley but handsome band of bandits and virile villans. Will NUFFLE smile down upon them, heaping their ranks with wine, women, and winnings? Or will their neck stretch in the hangman's noose by the King's decree? Only time will tell...</B>

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Excerpt from <LINK> <A HREF="http://www.wyldenept.com/merc.php?id=d2&cd=d3">The Bandit Song</A> </LINK><LINK> by <A HREF="http://www.wyldenept.com/">Wylde Nept</A> </LINK>

<I>...We rule the backlands and we know the wastes
Sneak into the village and ride off in haste
We rob and plunder and sunder and kill
We wreck and we ruin and threaten with skill

Yes, we’re here to scare you, to trap and ensnare you
Rakish young devils, we scoff at the law
Remarkably daring, our nostrils a-flaring,
Make with your chattel our plans have no flaw

We’ll take the booty and we’ll take the loot,
We all have daggers concealed in our boot.
Call the kings horses and call the lawmen
We’ll just evade them again and again… </i>

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For Coaches who can't laugh and admitt Blood Bowl's only a game, ESPECIALLY THE ART OF FOULING...
<B>Ma bys bach fi yn fwy na esgys ti am goc, rwyt ti'n esgys fach pathetic am dyn.
Cay dy geg, a dos i ffwcio dy gath i fyny'r pen ol!!</B>
("Good day to you- good luck, and remember to have fun!") <I>ROFLMFAO...</I>

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<LINK>Thanks also to Heather Rose Jones for providing a <A HREF="http://www.heatherrosejones.com/names/welsh/1000british/">list</A> </LINK> of authentic early Welsh names.
<LINK>Thanks to <A HREF="http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/welsh.htm">this</A> </LINK> fun little site as well.
<LINK><A HREF="http://www.cs.cf.ac.uk/fun/welsh/LexiconForms.html">Welsh lexicon</A> </LINK>

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(85)k
 
2
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Kick
  55 4 0 0 1 3 21/31 90k
(95)k
 
3
Lineman
6 3 3 8   6 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 50k
(50)k
 
4
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard
  9 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 80k
(80)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Dirty Player
  31 1 3 0 2 2 24/31 90k
(123)k
 
6
Blitzer
7 3 3 7
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dodge, +AG
-ag, -av 31 0 10 0 9 5 73/76 200k
(150)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  11 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 70k
(70)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  17 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 70k
(70)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Guard
  14 0 2 0 3 1 17/31 100k
(105)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  13 2 0 0 1 1 9/16 70k
(70)k
 
14
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(95)k
 
15
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
  6 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 110k
(125)k
 
16
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Multiple Block, Piling On
  37 0 0 0 12 4 44/51 180k
(152)k
 
14 players  
Coach: Sojourner Re-Rolls (100k): 7  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 14  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1890k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:57 (21/11/25) |TD Diff:-16 (68 - 84) |Cas Diff:2 (66/35/33 - 61/46/25)
Last Opponent: Hybrid Theory

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Hyborian WarriorsNorse1000k121/0/180k1 - 31060k232/1/060k45k
Wild Hairy MenNorse1100k100/1/140k0 - 01060k102/0/040k57k
Easton Cowboys A'sHigh Elf1170k90/2/050k0 - 41460k240/0/160k54k
Uruk-Hai MadnessOrc1240k120/0/090k2 - 01350k100/1/030k43k
Marching ManHuman1350k110/0/130k1 - 21440k171/1/050k71k
titanesChaos1350k142/0/060k2 - 11590k143/0/050k40k
Great OrcsOrc1440k101/0/030k1 - 11440k120/0/120k51k
Squigskin StompersOrc1440k110/0/050k2 - 01820k71/0/050k62k
Spencer`sChaos Dwarf1510k171/0/040k3 - 11560k204/1/030k51k
Black Hearted BearsChaos1590k132/0/170k0 - 41530k221/1/030k62k
Necromantic Super BloodNecromantic1680k121/1/040k1 - 11620k80/0/060k75k
VenganzaOrc1750k151/1/070k2 - 01930k70/0/020k56k
H0rnsw0gglersOrc1800k80/0/060k1 - 01980k131/3/110k63k
toughnees is being greenOrc1730k102/0/030k0 - 11800k151/2/050k89k
Crazytalk TribeOrc1780k90/0/070k1 - 02130k60/0/00k79k
Classic Cartoons IINorse1820k130/0/030k2 - 01840k91/0/030k82k
BlackWingNurgle1880k123/0/060k1 - 11890k190/4/170k97k
dirtyfoulingelfsElven Union1900k132/2/220k0 - 61860k321/0/240k55k
Dirty Foot!!Norse1630k182/0/270k2 - 11710k153/0/050k68k
Ugly Tree's RevengeChaos1730k123/0/070k1 - 02170k72/2/00k60k
Wicked gamersNurgle's Rotters1840k100/1/130k0 - 21720k151/0/140k85k
Meat for the Meat GodChaos1830k51/1/030k0 - 31840k245/2/030k63k
VolsungaNorse1870k223/3/050k1 - 11700k110/1/050k55k
Butcher OrrgsOrc1880k82/1/030k0 - 21980k161/1/170k69k
Blackswamp VillainsOrc1870k122/0/040k1 - 11880k120/1/030k47k
Geoff's GeneralsSkaven1870k221/2/160k3 - 01790k60/0/010k58k
Scandiavian DominansChaos Dwarf1900k132/0/050k1 - 11970k131/1/040k72k
GR BeatdwonChaos Dwarf1970k101/1/030k0 - 12140k110/0/170k89k
Fallen Foe IncarnatedUndead1880k141/0/220k1 - 11820k160/3/130k49k
Saphery Swooping HawksElf1860k120/2/150k0 - 21970k180/1/040k43k
Creepy's MinionsUndead1940k171/1/220k2 - 02030k60/0/030k59k
Don't Drop The Ball !High Elf1860k112/0/220k0 - 21980k180/0/130k92k
Enough with NuffleChaos1840k131/1/030k1 - 11970k192/3/010k63k
Teufelsbad AbbotsVampire1850k204/0/220k1 - 22060k130/1/040k74k
Pleasure and Pain 2Chaos1910k100/1/010k1 - 22000k202/2/260k76k
Italy 2006Chaos1870k92/0/010k0 - 41860k313/2/250k50k
blots a golf roundHuman1830k160/0/10k2 - 32140k190/2/00k56k
Deceased_IncNurgle's Rotters1860k152/1/060k1 - 21820k182/0/170k71k
Badland Bad BoyzOrc1900k100/0/020k1 - 22010k152/0/010k57k
Half-High SmashersDwarf1940k160/1/020k3 - 02020k111/1/00k57k
Ragged RuntsSkaven1770k111/0/060k1 - 22100k140/0/070k109k
Bon Scott vs. Brian JohnsonVampire1850k172/0/040k2 - 12250k110/1/020k88k
FishmensNorse1930k295/1/170k4 - 12010k121/0/120k76k
Death WoodWood Elf1890k141/0/150k2 - 31910k170/0/090k113k
Snowflake AssassinsNorse1950k100/0/160k1 - 22040k172/2/040k66k
PapsHuman1910k222/1/430k3 - 12200k141/1/040k85k
Barzino Komanda!Chaos2000k140/1/050k2 - 12040k181/1/230k96k
Hat3Orc2020k110/2/030k0 - 12000k151/1/140k85k
Imminent NeuroticsChaos2070k242/3/080k2 - 01940k10/0/00k74k
Orcness, Orcsome, Orcs!Orc2200k80/1/030k0 - 12120k151/0/340k109k
Forum SuckersVampire1810k181/1/050k2 - 12040k81/0/020k80k
Swarming LepersNurgle's Rotters1900k110/1/060k1 - 01830k143/0/140k84k
Legendary startrek.nlWood Elf1990k161/0/330k2 - 52730k261/0/050k108k
ChanElf No.6Elf2050k102/0/020k1 - 12110k110/0/030k65k
Rocker LegendsChaos2090k181/0/380k1 - 01910k20/1/00k90k
Mighty MaggotzOrc2220k51/0/030k0 - 42550k304/1/130k74k
Hybrid TheoryChaos2050k171/1/050k2 - 22180k192/1/050k78k