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Following in the footstpes of their heros, the Bloodletting Maniacs, they vow to bring Bloody Glory onto the gridiron! 8 dead, 15 NI, -1ma, -1st, -2ag, -4av Dead: 2 Minotaur, 1 Chaos Warrior, 7 Beastmen (8 NI, -0ma, -0st, -0ag, -2av by ageing.) Kills: 22 1 Ogre 1 Dark Elf 2 Goblin 1 Vampire 1 Chaos Dwarf 2 High Elf 4 Humans 2 Wood Elf 1 Orc 1 Troll 2 Beastman (Stab) 3 Skink 1 Skaven Apothecary uses: Ignore NI: 13 (3x Cut (2x in a row), 5x Gore (2x in a row), 1x Claw, 2x Maquis du Sade (2x in a row), 2x The Earl of Gore) Heal in game: 8 out of 11 (saved 3 SI, 5 RIP, failed 2 SI, 1 RIP) Skill rolls: Normal - 42 Doubles - 2 +MA - 1 +AG - 2 +ST - 2 Ageing rolls: 1st roll (1/36) - 1 out of 16 (1 NI) 2nd roll (1/12) - 3 out of 12 (2 NI, -1av) 3rd roll (1/6) - 1 out of 9 (-1av) 4th roll (1/4) - 2 out of 4 (2 NI) 5th roll (1/3) - 3 out of 3 (3 NI) Game 1 The Berserkers faced of against other unholly worshippers! And following tin their heros fooststeps, they got beaten to a bloody pulp! Slash was pronptly slashed from hand to forearm and was the first to get an old battle wound. Game 2 A hard fought battle against mighty Ogres. The Berserkers were not daunted by the prospect and took the fight to them. An Ogre was offered up in sacrifice, and Rip got his armour... ripped away from him. Following these early successes, The Berserker Machine and Collage the Apoth found their way into the team. Game 3 A valiant match vs some corageous Dark Elves. But courage would not be enough and they were consistently pounded into the ground. One of their numbers needed the cares of their apoth to avoid an early grave... After this last match, the Berserkers scared of warriortsuke's Go Baby Lions. When they realised the challenge they issued would put them face to face with a Dirty Player, they put their tails between their legs and scampered off! Just a bunch of big babies! Game 4 A face-off versus some vicious greenskins! The orcs tried their best but tne Berserkers came up on top! Some bloodshed and wanton destruction was the key note of a hard fought match. After this match the Berserkers improved their fighting skills... Err.. Playing skills, and acquired a new Team Re-Roll. Game 5 A match vs the acursed Khemri. And a curse is what trully befell on the Berserkers. They were unable to finish 14 of their 16 aloted turns on whims of Nuffle. Set a new record at 9 double skulls rolled in a match. Game 6 The Lizards came to town and were promptly run off! The Berserkers mauled the opposition and there was nothing some cold blooded creepers could do about it. After the match, while in training, Claw found out they scampered off with some of his gear... He lost some armour! Game 7 The Dark Elves came on their dark vessels... And were promptly repelled from our shores by the mighty Berserkers! They took a licking they shall not soon forget. After the match Gore felt the years catching on... After this show of power, a new Re-Roll was acquired for the team. Game 8 Some fungus looned Gobbos isssue the challenge... It is promptly accepted by the Berserkers and the bloodfest begins! The runts steal a piece of Sire Scarlet Drip's armour right from under him! Bodies were scattered everywhere and a Gobbo's skull was offered up to the Blood God! Game 9 The calous Vampire were next in line. After the initial setup, they blitzed downfield and Rip got his leg immideately broken, gaining a permanent injury. The Apoth was hopeless to help him... The Earl of Gore was swift in avenging his fallen comrade. And the bodies kept falling down from there on end. To top the bloodshed, a Vampire was offerred up to the Blood God! After this match the Berserkers, yet again improved their blood bowling skills, and acquired a new Team Re-Roll. Game 10 Some elves decided to face off against the Berserkers. The newly acquired Re-Roll seemed to work against the team. The Berserkers forgot how to play the game! But still, the elves got more bloodied than the Berserkers. Game 11 Some dark elves tried their luck against the Berserkers. It was a very muscled game, with a lot of blocking and pushing around. Still, a Witch Elf died on the pitch but was brought back by their apothecary... After this match the Berserkers, once again, improved their playing skills, and acquired another Team Re-Roll. Game 12 A face off against some stalwart dwarves! They are tough as nails and resilient as hell! Worthy opponents through and through, that bring the fight to you! They put up a good fight but wasn't enough. After the match, while in training, Cut felt the toll of the game upon him. He is now past his prime and an old injury sometimes aflicts him. Game 13 Some other Chaos worshipers came onto the field. Slash was promptly offered up to the Blood God and the apothecary was hopelss to help! Again! Game was jinxed through and throguh. No chance whatsoever of making a play. Despite all the scatered bodies of the opposition, a draw was the best possible result... After the match, despite the need of new players, the Berserkers opted to acquire a new Team Re-Roll instead. Game 14 Some devious Chaos Dwarves rose to the challenge and a match was arranged. Gore got mauled but the apothecary intervened. The revenge was swift and bloody. A chaos dwarf was offered up to the Blood God and another was left bloody and mangled. The little ones got so scared they gave the Berserkers a wide berth from then onwards. After the match, Slasher was herded into the team. Game 15 Cut was having some pain so the apoth gave him some pills. He was fit to face the hateful high elves. The game began with some carnage brought by the Berserkers. An elf was killed but the apoth brought him back with his magic. Then the elves quickly laid 3 Berserkers low... By the end of the match, the pitch was littered with bodies, just like the Blood God likes it! Game 16 A bloodthirsty tribe of Orcs demanded a game. The Berserkers willingly obliged... Cut was having some pain again before the match so the apoth gave him some pills. It was a hard fought match and the Berserkers kept piling green bodies on top of each other... The greenskins ability do dodge was trully uncanny... Better than any pointy ears the Berserkers have ever seen! After this match another two players were added to the team: Crush and Grind. Game 17 The Berserkers face oof against some Chaos Dwarfs. After a despicable foul, The Berserker Machine is put to rest, but luckily the apothecary intervened on time. The bodies fell at an incredible rate on both sides. The Berserkers took the brunt of the beating, but they dished out some pain of their own. Soon after, The Berserker Machine was put to eternal rest once again... The Berserkers were so dismayed they failed every little thing they tried to do from then on... Game 18 The dreadful undead came to town and it fell upon the Berserkers to face them off... As soon as the match started, Slit was killed, but fortunately the apothecary was able to save him. But the Berserkers quickly rallied and started throwing undead bodies around! Great carnage just like the Blood God likes it! Game 19 A match vs the Legendary Khorne's Scorn. A virus ran wild among the other team and took a couple of players out. And Gore was having some pain before the match so the apoth gave him some pills. As a result the Berserkers absolutely dominated the game. After the match Grind felt the years catching on... Finally the Berserkers rounded up enough funds to get The Second Berserker Machine. Game 20 Another battle with the resilient undead. Claw got killed around turn two, but the apoth miraculously saved him... Then it was Sire Scarlet Drip's turn to get mauled. Then there was some retribution from the Berserkers. The Second Berserker Machine never saw the end of the match... But not anything like the mauling they got! Game 21 The High Elves came to town! Cut was having some pain once again before the match so the apoth gave him some pills. Grind also suffered some pain before the match and was unable to play. The game started with the Berserkers failling to do anything. Even Claw couldn't pick up the football, no matter how hard he tried. At least the Berserkers' inability to manage the footbball didn't rub off on their ability to dish pain... Game 22 Some Humans wanted to learn a lesson and the Berserkers were obliged to teach them... Grind was suffered some terrible pain before the match ans so could not take part in the match. The Humans took the lead, both in scoring and in hurting the Berserkers. The Berserkers recoverd on the scoring, but the beating continued... The Second Berserker Machine was eventually offered up to the Blood God... As retaliation, a Thrower was also ritually terminated! They forgot how to play the game, but not how to hit back! After the match, the Berserkers coughed up the money for The Final Berserker Machine. Game 23 A game vs other unholy worthispers. So afraid they were to face the Berserkers that they hired Bolgrot and tried to flee from the match. But it was a done deal and the blood soon started flowing: the Berserker's as usual. And the apoth failed to save a NI from being inflicted on Slasher as well. Cut was later offered up to the Blood God! Nuffle protected the cowards all along... He's nothing but Tzeentch's lapdog! After the match Claw felt the years catching on... Cutter was hired to bolster the team to acceptable levels. Game 24 Some humans were challanged and accepted the fight. Nurgle and Tzeeentch both interveened delivering a virus and morley's revenge... Only 6 Berserkers made it onto the gridiron... Not much of a match from then onwards. The Berserkers tried to sacrifice an opposing lineman but their apothecary intervened... There is no apeasing the Blood God! Game 25 The Blood God was feeling merciful. No offerings would be sacrificed this day. So the Berserkers stepped onto the gridiron vs another chaos team to pay their homage. Claw was feeling indisposed before the match but the apoth patched him up so he could play. Apparently the Berserkers did not know how to play the game without being able to make sacrifices... So they were pounded into the ground... Game 26 Some Undead shambled onto the gridiron and issued a challenge. Both Slasher and Rip were unfit to play. The Apoth patched Gore up so he could play. Slasher had to sit this one out. The Berserkers started getting mauled but kept focused on the game. Claw and Lord Blood (118 SPPs) were both offered up to the Blood God. Lord Bloodier was hired to fill Lord Blood's gauntlets... Supposed game 27 A troupe of Dark Elves, Polonia its name, was spotted and challenged. They accepted but just after stepping onto the gridiron, one of their numbers felt the aches of an old injury... And they all fled making the match void and null... Talk about cowardice! Real game 27 A bunch of Undeads and a lone Wolf from a Necromantic team showed up. The game was on! Again Gore was feeling so good though, so the apoth gave him a feel better pill. The Berserkers were completely destroyed... Again! A lowly zombie was offererd up to the Blood God as a sacrifice to placate the Red Thirst! After the match Slasher and Grind were retired to the coaching staff to allow new blood to prosper on the team. Lord Bloodier was also retired after just one bloody match... Game 28 After the destruction of the team, some Rats came to pick on the scraps. Rip wasthe first to fall, right on turn 1. There was some bloody mayhem to placate the Blood God. But the Luck was all with the Rats. Nuffle baffled and favoured them in every roll. The Berserkers tried, but there was nothing that could be done. After the Match Lord Red was hired. Game 29 Some boasting Wood Elves had the nerve to issue a challenge, which was immediately met. Early on they soon learnt the error of their action and a Wardancer was offered up to the Blood God! They fled the field the following turn leaving the gold and the glory to Berserkers. After the match Marquis du Sade felt he was past his prime... Game 30 Some undead shuffled onto the gridiron under a blizzard and the Berserkers stepped up to face them. Rip was the first to go down, the cold flaring up his old injury... Seeing him fall, the undead immediately blitzed the Berserkers. The Berserkers took swift retribution to the cold dead opponents! Crush got a leg... Crushed and won't be moving as swiftly again... The Berserkers struck back but they kept getting up and coming back for more... No matter what the Berserkers did, the ball just kept falling on those cold dead hands... Game 31 Some High Elves thought they had what it takes to beat the Berserkers... And the Berserkers immideately rose to the challenge. Except for Gore, who was indisposed, so the apothecary fixed his tummy. The Berserkers started smashing the Elves. They soon retaliated and Rip was offered up to the Blood God. Soon the Berserkers were fumbling left and right and being pounded into the ground. As a last resort to placate the Blood God, they tried to offer up an Elf, but their apoth intervened. The Blood God likes mayhem even at the Berserker's expense! Ripper was hired after the bloody match. Game 32 A Chaos warband was spotted lingering by the gridiron and were immediately challenged. Maquis du Sade didn't feel up to it but scared the apothecary into making him well for the confrontation. The game get's underway and the blood starts flowing... The machinations of Morley gave the Berserkers the edge they need for the match. Blood for the Blood God Game 33 A match vs some Wood Elves that was long overdue. Maquis du Sade wasn't up to it again though, but the apothecary gave him a feel good pill. A couple of the tree people faked old injuries to escape the match... The Berserkers quickly started bashing the Elves around redecorating the field with their blood. Game 34 Seeing their bethreen taken apart, some more Wood Elves stepped onto the gridiron... Another fierce battle ensued! An elf was offered up to the Blood God, but their apothecary disrupt the ritual. As a result of the Blood God's displeasure the Berserkers started fumbling right and left... Game 35 Some orcs, hard as nails, threw a gauntled down as a challenge. The Berserkers decided to knock the bunch of them down as well. Ripper gets Mauled after a few exchanges... He'll never be the same. The Final Berserker Machine was next. There was blood everywhere. The Berserkers' naturally... Nothing they could do. Never wear paper armour again... An orc is offered up to the blood god, as is Stab on a gfi... As a final act, a Troll is offered up, but his unholly constitution regenerates him back to life. Game 36 A roving band of Humans came into sight and were immediately challenged. Staber is killed on the spot on the line of scrimage before the game being afoot... Vengeance is collected and a Runner is put to rest. Their pesky apothecary stops the deed... Despite this, the Berserkers started giving it to the peaky humans. As a final touch, the Berserkers offered up the same Runner again. This time his skull went to the Throne of Skulls. Game37 Rotters on the horizon... A skirmish brewing. But the despicalbe decaying minions had an unholly alliance with Tzeeentch. The Lord of Change is trully the Bloodletters' avatar, not letting them succeed where they otherwise would... The Final Berserker Machine was put under some foul spell an was unable to act the whole match... A couple of Beastmen were offered up to the Blood God to placate his wrath. Cutter's sacrifice was stopped by the apoth in the nick of time... Game 38 Some Orcs came forth and presented a challenge. It was taken up and mayhem ensured. Lots of bashing and the berserkers getting the worst of it. They fought valiantly, but forgot how to play the game midway and got trounced yet again. The Blood God is displeased... Game 39 The Berserkers decided to go exploring and found some Lizards skullking in the Jungle... A fight followed shortly... And the blood started flowing right away and the Berserkers took the upper hand. The Berserkers pulled no punches and the cold blooded creatures fell right and left. The Blood God shall be pleased, a lowly skink was offered up to him. After the match Maquis du Sade felt his injuries catching up with him. Game 40 The Berserkers found some Skaven willing to go on an orgy of destruction. The Berserker's bloodthirsty frenzy soon reaped some pain. And the rats got back and bodies started flying everywhere. Wild got a gouged eye and some revenge was paid in blood. Then a rat was offered up to the blood god as the Berserkers went on an orgy of bloodletting. After the match Sire Scarlet Drip felt his injuries catching up with him. Game 41 The Berserkers took a challenge by some stout Lizardmen The bloodletting soon begins and Berserkers start falling left and right. Slit would have been killed if it were not for the timely intervention of the apothecary. As an act of bloody revenge, a Skink was offered up to the blood god! And they kept up the carnage to make up for the early offense. Then The Earl of Gore was taken out and the rest of the team laid to ground... A second skink would be sacrificed were it not for the intervention of their despicable apoth. After the match The Earl of Gore felt his injuries catching up, despite being the MVP... 3rd match in a row with a Chaos Warrior ageing beyond their years and being affected by niggling injuries... Game 42 The Berserkers accepted a challenge by some thick skulled Dwarves. As usual, the apoth had to intervene so The Earl of Gore could join the match. The berserkers soon took severe damage through their inneptitude to hit the little buggers. Soon there were four Berserkers out for good before the end of the 1st half. Clawer got a Pinched Nerve for his troubles. Again bringing paper armour vs hard opponents. Half the team, 7 players, were out by the end of the match... Game 43 The Bersekers were aproached by some bloodthirsty Druchii, looking for a scrap. The Berserkers obliged. The Earl of Gore was indisposed, but the apothecary readied him for the match. The Berserkers head off for a dreadful start and the eleves take the upper hand. The Berserkers tried hard to fend off the druchii and started bashing them around. But to no avail. Their armour was too hard for the servants of the blood God to break. Soon, Crush got a Broken Neck. And then The Earl of Gore got a Groin Sprain. The never really got into the game after the terrible start and it was downhill from then on. Even Lord Red was unable to finish the match. Game 44 The Berserkers met with some Ogres and a contest soon followed. Gore wasn't feeling up to it but the apoth gave him a bloody pill. The Berserkers quickly started mauling the Ogres and creating havoc. The Ogres didn't even know what was happening as the Berserkers offered up a gobling to the Blood God! And naturally, Cutter was immediately killed as a retaliation. And the Berserkers start getting mauled in return. Soon there weren't many Berserkers left on the gridiron. The Final Berserker Machine never got to his feet after the kick off of the 2nd half, maddened with rage. Cutter was named Most Valued Player for his worthy sacrificed soul. Blood for the Blood God!

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Jerusalem	Chaos	1000k	8	0/0/0	70k	1 - 0	1080k	9	1/1/0	70k	51k
DOA Dead or Alive	Ogre	1080k	18	0/1/1	80k	2 - 1	1270k	14	2/1/0	40k	49k
Karond Kar Destroyers	Dark Elf	1210k	23	2/2/1	90k	3 - 0	1360k	6	0/0/0	40k	79k
Dogz of Waaagh	Orc	1350k	13	2/1/0	40k	2 - 0	1380k	10	1/1/0	40k	61k
Deaths Delight	Khemri	1360k	14	2/1/0	70k	1 - 1	1380k	16	3/1/0	60k	76k
Mass Extinction II	Lizardmen	1460k	17	0/3/0	50k	2 - 0	1400k	5	0/0/0	40k	80k
FOTOG Crew	Dark Elf	1550k	20	2/1/0	60k	3 - 1	1450k	10	0/0/0	30k	52k
Spencer Hill Bad Boyz	Goblin	1590k	21	3/3/1	60k	3 - 0	1550k	6	0/2/0	50k	79k
Before the Dawn of the Empire	Vampire	1690k	17	1/3/1	60k	1 - 0	1710k	11	0/2/0	50k	79k
Botanic Garden	Elven Union	1720k	14	2/0/0	100k	1 - 4	1840k	22	0/0/0	90k	136k
Futbolistas	Dark Elf	1840k	13	0/0/0	60k	2 - 0	1780k	7	0/0/0	10k	60k
Swiss.Mountain Brewers	Dwarf	1850k	11	1/1/0	70k	2 - 0	2360k	5	0/0/0	30k	98k
Disciples of Fulgurant	Chaos	1940k	12	1/1/0	50k	1 - 1	2230k	10	0/0/1	30k	103k
Future Hit Squad	Chaos Dwarf	1840k	19	1/1/1	80k	2 - 0	1600k	10	0/1/0	50k	90k
Stony Man Doctrine	Elven Union	1970k	24	3/0/1	70k	4 - 0	2020k	12	3/1/0	40k	119k
da big guys!	Orc	2100k	11	0/1/0	20k	2 - 1	2150k	8	0/0/0	30k	96k
Thundercat Hoes Turbo	Chaos Dwarf	2140k	16	3/1/0	20k	1 - 1	1670k	14	1/1/2	50k	104k
mmmbrains... brains!!	Shambling Undead	2060k	24	5/1/0	70k	3 - 0	2160k	11	1/1/1	10k	98k
Khorne's Scorn	Chaos Chosen	2170k	18	2/0/0	40k	3 - 0	2620k	7	0/0/0	40k	86k
Peaceful Valley Pansy Pusherz	Undead	2250k	20	2/1/0	60k	3 - 1	2520k	14	1/1/1	30k	114k
Golden Oblivion	High Elf	2350k	17	4/0/0	0k	2 - 2	1830k	18	1/0/0	50k	83k
blots a golf round	Human	2380k	19	0/0/1	40k	3 - 3	2360k	24	2/1/1	50k	81k
Puppets	Chaos	2350k	10	0/1/0	40k	1 - 2	1820k	22	3/3/1	20k	73k
Ultimate Marauders	Human	2300k	17	3/0/1	50k	1 - 2	1980k	11	0/0/0	60k	103k
Rhazgul's Judgement	Chaos Chosen	2380k	15	2/1/0	30k	1 - 2	2780k	21	6/1/0	50k	105k
Clint Eastwood Roles	Shambling Undead	2430k	13	1/0/0	60k	2 - 0	2330k	14	3/0/2	60k	107k
Bank Robbers	Necromantic Horror	2130k	14	0/2/1	10k	1 - 2	2180k	19	1/4/0	40k	88k
Rattkowskis	Skaven	1910k	15	1/2/0	40k	2 - 2	2200k	16	1/1/0	30k	83k
Aequo Animo	Wood Elf	1980k	14	0/1/1	90k	1 - 0	2260k	0	0/0/0	0k	119k
bits and pices	Undead	2100k	22	2/5/0	20k	1 - 2	2100k	12	0/1/0	70k	88k
Golden Oblivion	High Elf	2150k	16	1/2/1	60k	1 - 1	2080k	16	1/1/1	50k	102k
Cartoon Network	Chaos	2160k	18	3/0/0	50k	3 - 0	2510k	14	2/1/0	20k	84k
woodland fawns	Wood Elf	2260k	20	3/1/0	0k	3 - 1	2230k	11	0/0/0	20k	76k
Vecchio amore non si scorda	Wood Elf	2310k	16	3/1/1	60k	1 - 4	2310k	21	0/0/0	80k	124k
Lucky-Brawlers	Orc	2390k	16	1/1/2	0k	1 - 3	2400k	23	5/3/0	60k	98k
Paps	Human	2290k	20	2/0/2	50k	2 - 1	2370k	11	0/0/1	50k	82k
Doomination	Nurgle's Rotters	2320k	14	1/2/1	40k	0 - 2	2260k	21	3/1/1	50k	122k
Best of The Lizard King	Orc	2390k	14	0/2/0	20k	1 - 2	2360k	15	1/0/0	40k	111k
Reclams Book of names	Lizardmen	2430k	24	3/2/1	10k	3 - 1	2330k	14	2/1/0	0k	67k
Romulan Star Empire	Skaven	2490k	18	3/0/1	40k	2 - 1	2510k	11	0/1/0	60k	128k
Sotek's Warriors	Lizardmen	2570k	19	2/0/2	10k	2 - 1	2830k	13	2/0/1	0k	117k
Guinnes is low	Dwarf	2630k	10	1/0/0	0k	1 - 1	2540k	18	5/1/0	0k	78k
Azure Fire	Dark Elf	2640k	9	0/0/0	60k	1 - 1	2550k	12	1/2/0	10k	121k
Strenth	Ogre	2720k	9	1/0/1	10k	0 - 0	3150k	11	2/0/1	20k	106k