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Moot Massmurderers
Retired [X2] Halfling

Halflings have never been expert blood bowl players, but that hasn't stopped a new generation of enthusiastic eaters starting a team, and so the Moot Massmurderers formed. Interestingly enough, they won their first match 2 to 1 and caused four injuries, three of them even committed by halfling players! It is thought that the promise of a nine-course celebration dinner has woken the team spirit, and this is one team that halfling fans are actually expecting good things from!

Memorable matches:

The second team outing against the Squig Herder team Orca-Cola, where the treemen blockers caused so much carnage that the star player Deeproot Strongbranch( who had taken root in the spectator stands in contemplation) uprooted himself and waded onto the field, declaring that he would play for the Massmurderers! The coach readily paid his fee of 90,000 gold crowns and the rest, as they say, is history.
(Although it soon became clear that Strongbranch had been hitting the fermented fruits pretty hard and acted boneheaded through the next match against the Chaos team Animals, it was a bloody spectacle seeing a minotaur, beastman and Chaos warrior hitting the dugout, the last dying from his wounds!).

Tenth game against goblin cheaters Da Uvver Tiim, an extremely bloody spectacle of tree-trunk blocks and chainsaws resulting in over 13 casualties, and the untimely death of star hafling rusher Ungo Beltbreaker. The match ended a gory 1-1 stalemate thanks to a last-ditch end-turn touchdown as Deeproot Strongbranch threw Jakki Jackettailor into the Uvver Tiim endzone! Ungo Beltbreaker will be sorely missed, as will the many other 'Murderers players killed and crippled in this game, but new talent is coming in, but the team remains optimistic. If one isn't too banged up to eat the post-game dinner, one hasn't lost in their view!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
  12 0 0 0 4 1 13/ 130k
(114)k
 
2
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Multiple Block, Guard
  12 0 0 0 7 2 24/ 150k
(128)k
 
3
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  6 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 30k
(15)k
 
4
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  5 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(15)k
 
5
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sprint
  12 1 0 0 2 1 10/ 50k
(25)k
 
6
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  12 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 30k
(15)k
 
7
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
 
8
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sprint
  6 0 3 0 1 0 11/ 50k
(25)k
 
9
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
 
10
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
 
11
Halfling
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG
  11 2 1 0 1 1 12/ 70k
(60)k
 
12
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sprint
  11 0 4 0 1 0 14/ 50k
(25)k
 
13
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
 
13 players  
Coach: Tias_DK Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1140k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:12 (3/2/7) |TD Diff:-11 (12 - 23) |Cas Diff:3 (18/11/3 - 15/6/8)
Last Opponent: Hated Evil Rage

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Treehugger incWood Elf1000k192/2/070k2 - 11160k90/0/040k67k
Orc-a-cola boyzSquig Herders1080k132/0/050k2 - 01070k143/0/150k46k
Farm Animals incChaos1160k101/1/160k1 - 11000k122/0/070k47k
Treehuggers greatestWood Elf1150k70/1/020k0 - 31000k212/0/070k40k
Denizens of Enchanted ForestNecromantic1180k71/1/070k0 - 21000k192/2/150k48k
Beasts Of BogminChaos1230k100/2/040k1 - 31090k220/2/160k56k
Miami SharksDark Elf1140k163/1/080k1 - 31110k202/0/1100k65k
Ratty RacersSkaven1210k172/1/240k1 - 21260k161/1/040k71k
Darkness ReturnsDark Elf1280k90/0/030k1 - 51210k281/1/170k55k
Da uvver tiimGoblin Cheaters1260k125/0/020k1 - 11310k80/0/060k58k
Heroic Happy HigflyersHalfling1120k00/0/00k0 - 11000k191/0/2180k64k
Hated Evil RageVampire1110k202/2/080k2 - 11040k131/0/150k43k