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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, [some versions have 'Schopenhauer and Hegel']

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,

And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.

<span style="font-style: italic;">Composer: Eric Idle
Author: Eric Idle
First heard on Monty Python's Flying Circus
The Second Series (aired from Sep. 15, 1970 to Dec. 22, 1970)
Episode 22: How To Recognize Different Parts Of The Body.
Recorded 25 September 1970, Aired 24 November 1970 , Prod. #62027</span>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Immanuel Kant
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block
   10 1 0 0 2 1 10/16 80k
(70)k
  
2
Heidegger
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block
   9 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 80k
(70)k
  
3
David Hume
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Dirty Player
   10 3 0 0 0 1 8/16 80k
(100)k
  
4
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Guard
   9 1 0 0 1 2 13/16 90k
(80)k
  
5
Schopenhauer Rides Again
Lineman
6 3 4 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(50)k
  
7
Nietzsche
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Guard
   10 1 2 0 0 1 12/16 90k
(80)k
  
8
Socrates
Lineman
6 3 4 7   9 1 0 0 1 0 3/6 60k
(50)k
  
10
Plato
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, +AG
   10 0 5 0 1 1 22/31 170k
(150)k
  
11
Aristotle
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
Sure Hands, Dodge
   10 18 0 0 1 1 25/31 110k
(95)k
  
12
Hobbes
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(95)k
  
13
René Descartes
Catcher
8 4 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
+ST, Block
   8 2 3 0 0 1 16/31 170k
(173)k
  
16
Monty Python
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Dodge
   4 0 5 0 0 0 15/16 120k
(110)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Waratah Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Elf Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1520k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:10 (5/2/3) |TD Diff:8 (26 - 18) |Cas Diff:-3 (11/8/1 - 13/8/2)
Last Opponent: Immortals II

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
A-JaysHuman1000k151/0/040k2 - 31050k170/0/040k47k
Get ForkedLizardmen1070k200/1/070k3 - 11130k80/0/060k52k
Hot TomalesNorse1190k172/0/080k2 - 21190k153/0/070k44k
Get ForkedLizardmen1310k212/1/1100k3 - 01410k92/1/050k82k
Hot TomalesNorse1460k162/0/050k2 - 31410k201/1/080k59k
A-JaysHuman1540k211/0/070k4 - 01360k81/0/020k56k
CloudShakersHigh Elf1660k252/2/030k3 - 31880k285/3/020k54k
Hot TomalesNorse1500k130/1/030k2 - 41540k221/2/040k78k
Get ForkedLizardmen1450k220/1/050k4 - 21570k180/1/250k84k
Immortals IIDwarf1400k131/2/050k1 - 01760k70/0/00k58k