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In a dank bar in deepest Grottville a gang of Gobbos were commiserating over being picked on continuously, just for being short, weak, smelly and also ugly. After a few thimbles of fermented horse urine their voices got louder and shriller til cries of "They say we have small humanoid syndrome!" - Milko (RIP 4 games) "If they weren't so big we'd show them!" - Fisty (Shattered Pelvis game 1, RIP game 6), "Size doesn't matter, its all about personality!" - Fingers (Smashed Hand game 2, RIP game 9), "Your momma is on top of my things to do list!" - Mini-Runt (RIP 1 game). Eventually an Ogre with a hangover stomped over to slap the Gobbos back into silence. At the sound of the approaching disaster-machine (with Multi-Block) the gobbos quivered into silence except for Mini-Runt who was partially blind and totally drunk and mistook the Ogre for the bar wench. "Howz aboush it?" he slurred lurching towards the now-enraged Ogre. The Ogre (who was abused as an Ogrelet) charged the staggering Gobbo, lunging at him. Mini-runt fell into the Ogre's feet (he later claimed deliberately) who tripped and went head-first into a ceremonial sword positioned dangerously on the bar wall, killing him instantly. The Gobbos went delirious, claiming their indestructibility and after a few more thimbles went and signed up for a BB team, the Twisted Weirdos. The existing team members immediately quit, refusing to play with Gobbos, so they changed the team name and hired a new coach with no self-respect and the rest is history! Hall of records Highest Scorer - Nobby Legless (9 TDs) Biggest Hitter - Clarence (18 Cas) Greatest Victory - 4-0 v Iheed Icall (Chaos Dwarf) Biggest Loss - 0-5 v Lolly Gobble Bliss Bombs (Elf)

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Lost Memories	Khemri	1000k	7	0/1/0	70k	0 - 4	1000k	29	3/2/1	60k	32k
Point of Noreturn	Goblin	1040k	15	1/1/0	60k	1 - 3	990k	17	0/1/0	100k	45k
emerald starhunters	Wood Elf	1130k	7	1/0/0	30k	0 - 3	1110k	23	2/1/0	80k	46k
Skullz Skullz Skullz	Ogre	1170k	12	1/0/0	70k	2 - 0	1220k	15	1/3/1	50k	32k
Nandorouts	High Elf	1220k	18	1/0/1	90k	2 - 2	1070k	18	1/0/0	70k	65k
Abyssinians	Nurgle's Rotters	1330k	9	0/0/0	60k	1 - 1	1090k	20	3/1/2	50k	55k
Fighting Swedes	Human	1360k	13	2/2/0	60k	0 - 1	1220k	12	2/0/0	90k	64k
Left My Heart In San Francisco	Halfling	1420k	17	0/1/3	60k	1 - 0	2320k	16	3/1/2	40k	83k
Orc Oblivion	Orc	1440k	18	0/2/1	80k	2 - 0	1410k	9	1/0/0	60k	71k
Bass Team	Norse	1490k	7	0/0/1	40k	0 - 2	1390k	24	4/1/1	50k	64k
Whiiiining Willies	Goblin	1370k	13	2/3/0	70k	0 - 1	1320k	12	0/1/2	60k	61k
A Troll and Some Linos	Orc	1360k	7	0/1/0	80k	0 - 1	1380k	21	3/3/0	60k	66k
Hells squadron	Orc	1380k	15	0/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1300k	11	1/0/0	30k	60k
Khorne's Axemen	Chaos	1450k	7	0/0/0	60k	0 - 3	1580k	19	2/0/0	60k	69k
Whiiiining Willies	Goblin	1500k	12	2/0/0	40k	1 - 1	1680k	13	1/1/0	80k	84k
Guerreros del Mal	Chaos	1530k	16	2/0/0	70k	2 - 0	1550k	9	1/1/0	70k	74k
Negroht	Undead	1610k	7	2/0/0	40k	0 - 1	1470k	20	4/1/1	60k	72k
Warriors of Iluvatar	High Elf	1580k	19	0/2/1	10k	2 - 4	1440k	26	1/1/1	50k	56k
Armata Gialloblu!!!	Ogre	1560k	4	4/1/0	60k	0 - 2	1620k	23	5/1/1	40k	79k
Harlequins Of Shame	Wood Elf	1560k	22	3/1/1	60k	2 - 3	1590k	15	0/0/0	40k	51k
Vikings ReUnited	Norse	1630k	15	3/1/0	80k	2 - 1	1680k	18	2/1/1	30k	88k
I walk with a zombie	Necromantic	1670k	8	0/1/0	20k	1 - 1	1470k	10	0/1/0	50k	55k
ogres with a side dish	Ogre	1660k	11	0/1/0	40k	1 - 1	1760k	12	1/0/1	60k	66k
Rattling Gang	Skaven	1630k	20	1/0/0	50k	4 - 1	1190k	11	1/0/0	40k	40k
Train	Chaos Dwarf	1650k	10	0/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1630k	22	6/1/0	50k	68k
Ogres for The Win!	Ogre	1690k	17	1/1/0	50k	2 - 4	1600k	22	1/0/1	70k	70k
Friendly Khemri	Khemri	1750k	13	0/2/0	70k	2 - 1	1820k	12	4/1/0	60k	78k
Iheed Icall	Chaos Dwarf	1810k	19	0/1/0	30k	4 - 0	1750k	11	2/0/0	50k	70k
Mummy united	Khemri	1860k	12	1/0/0	40k	1 - 2	1910k	23	3/3/0	40k	74k
Lil Boogers Bodyguards	Chaos Dwarf	1840k	5	0/0/0	20k	0 - 3	1820k	30	5/2/1	40k	72k
Goblin Federal	Goblin	1580k	7	0/1/0	50k	0 - 2	1590k	21	2/4/0	40k	92k
Grave Walkers	Undead	1600k	5	0/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1190k	15	0/1/1	70k	70k
Mickey Mouse and The Family	Skaven	1600k	9	1/0/1	60k	0 - 3	1410k	21	2/1/0	60k	80k
Way of the Fist	High Elf	1580k	9	0/0/0	60k	1 - 1	1490k	33	6/2/4	50k	77k
Hellbound Charioteers	Norse	1310k	21	1/2/2	80k	2 - 2	1290k	17	1/0/1	50k	74k
Herb	Wood Elf	1450k	15	1/0/1	100k	2 - 1	1490k	10	0/0/2	90k	85k
Everything FTW	Chaos Dwarf	1500k	8	0/0/0	70k	1 - 3	1330k	32	3/5/1	90k	72k
Mis(s)Forged	Chaos Dwarf	1410k	17	1/2/0	120k	2 - 1	1000k	5	1/0/0	0k	61k
Karakur Steamers	Chaos Dwarf	1560k	0	0/0/0	0k	0 - 1	1560k	19	1/2/1	90k	49k
Awaken from Slumber	Vampire	1420k	12	1/0/0	80k	1 - 2	1460k	18	3/2/0	90k	75k
Nasty Necromatics	Necromantic	1500k	2	1/0/0	20k	0 - 2	1320k	25	3/1/2	50k	60k
Grungni's Grudgebearers	Dwarf	1420k	6	0/2/0	80k	0 - 4	1290k	25	3/1/0	60k	90k
Parabellum	High Elf	1470k	16	0/2/1	50k	1 - 2	1430k	16	1/0/0	30k	56k
Folsom Prison Blues	Dark Elf	1530k	8	1/2/0	50k	0 - 2	1620k	18	0/2/0	50k	73k
Drinks on Us	Wood Elf	1550k	5	0/0/0	10k	0 - 2	1600k	20	3/2/1	30k	37k
Weapon Masters III	Skaven	1430k	9	0/2/0	30k	0 - 4	1240k	20	0/0/0	70k	68k
Akra	Wood Elf	1460k	6	1/0/0	40k	2 - 5	1410k	36	0/4/1	80k	89k
Dumdedum	Ogre	1330k	9	0/0/1	70k	0 - 2	1420k	21	1/3/1	60k	63k
Lolly Gobble Bliss Bombs	Elf	1060k	5	0/0/0	70k	0 - 5	1050k	27	0/1/1	50k	59k
Natural Born Prodigies	Ogre	990k	8	0/0/0	50k	1 - 3	1050k	20	0/2/1	80k	42k
Sunnytown Chefs	Halfling	970k	14	1/2/0	70k	1 - 3	1460k	18	2/1/0	80k	86k
Spiffing Chaps	Halfling	1070k	14	1/1/1	30k	1 - 0	1090k	11	2/1/0	20k	37k
We ARE the weakest link	Halfling	1140k	15	3/0/1	50k	1 - 2	1190k	23	3/2/1	80k	68k
We are meaner than you think	Halfling	1230k	12	1/1/0	70k	1 - 2	1100k	20	2/0/2	60k	51k
Jaded Foolish	Orc	1280k	11	0/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1140k	18	3/2/1	30k	50k
Jade Wolfpack	Dark Elf	1300k	15	1/1/0	50k	2 - 0	1400k	11	1/0/1	20k	56k
Allstar Vamplords	Vampire	1380k	13	3/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1320k	14	1/1/1	40k	62k
NoTrees	Halfling	1350k	9	1/1/0	70k	0 - 4	1430k	22	1/1/0	40k	48k
Stench Warmers	Nurgle's Rotters	1370k	7	1/0/0	40k	0 - 1	1330k	10	0/1/0	90k	77k
High and Fliety	High Elf	1250k	13	1/0/0	30k	2 - 1	1110k	18	2/1/1	50k	30k
Film Robots	Ogre	1300k	7	0/0/0	50k	0 - 1	1430k	20	2/4/0	60k	69k
Mouargh	Ogre	1330k	10	0/0/0	60k	1 - 0	1390k	0	0/0/0	0k	47k
Street Pizza	Nurgle's Rotters	1390k	5	0/0/1	60k	0 - 1	1300k	16	2/2/0	70k	68k
Khornes Murder Squad Return	Chaos	1420k	13	0/2/0	50k	2 - 1	1840k	13	2/0/0	60k	63k