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Hailing from the Ellyrion capital of Tor Elyr on the Inner Coast, the Griffons were once the worst Elf team in the Realm. The steady progression of the offense has turned them into a scoring machine, maintaining a strict diet of passing. Defense is secondary to the Griffons, who are famous for powerful throwers and insanely gifted catchers. Sadly, those gifted Catchers have since departed...Tiberius voluntarily, Timeon involuntarily. The future of the team took a big hit when a dirty Human puke ended the life of Baron Timeon, one of the greatest Catchers ever. Timeon WAS the team, and it'll be a test to see if the Griffons can recover from the loss of such an icon. The Niggle Collection was coming along nicely, though...until they all died. As with most Elf teams, the egos are hard to control and there are only so many balls to go around. So by coach's decree only Blitzers and Catchers are allowed to score TDs. Yeaman Perreault broke that rule and was flogged, slapped in the throat, then kicked repeatedly in the face until unconcious. He won't do that again anytime soon..... OK, so he did it again the next game. But considering the rash of deaths/retirings lately, the staff has relaxed that rule....as there's usually not enough guys left to score at all, so we'll take what we can get. From 4 seriously good catchers to one in just a few games. So it's off to DivX for the Griffons. Team management felt that after sustaining so many grievous injuries in such a short time it would be better to disband the team.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Stunning Rangers of Ithilien	High Elf	1000k	7	0/0/0	50k	0 - 1	1000k	13	2/1/0	50k	62k
Nemo Grandis	Halfling	1060k	22	2/0/0	100k	3 - 0	990k	5	0/0/0	80k	69k
robbanpobbans snuttsers	Halfling	1120k	47	3/1/0	90k	8 - 0	1210k	6	0/0/0	30k	55k
Leaping Leaf	Wood Elf	1320k	21	0/1/0	70k	3 - 3	1380k	19	1/0/0	50k	79k
EggEaters	Lizardmen	1440k	20	1/1/0	50k	3 - 1	1470k	10	0/0/0	50k	61k
Fluffy Bunnys	Human	1490k	16	1/0/0	60k	2 - 2	1500k	17	2/0/0	40k	66k
Censored Fungus -ask Admin	Lizardmen	1590k	18	1/0/0	70k	2 - 0	1500k	9	0/0/0	80k	80k
Reins Falls Raiders	Dark Elf	1690k	32	0/1/0	70k	6 - 2	1770k	18	1/0/0	30k	67k
Northern Brawlers	Norse	1820k	15	0/1/0	70k	2 - 1	2040k	13	0/0/1	10k	69k
Jynxed Wyches	Dark Elf	1770k	21	1/0/1	30k	4 - 4	1780k	28	2/1/0	30k	80k
Fangorns Fancypants	Wood Elf	1840k	27	0/1/0	70k	5 - 3	2030k	24	2/2/0	60k	89k
11 Orks sannen wir gewäsen!	Orc	1900k	10	0/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1910k	24	3/2/0	70k	75k
snabbaste	Wood Elf	1940k	11	0/0/0	50k	0 - 5	1840k	25	1/0/0	70k	84k
Discordian Dragonchasers	Chaos	2000k	15	0/0/0	30k	2 - 2	2210k	20	2/2/0	0k	48k
Lords of Al'Kir	Dark Elf	2050k	18	0/0/0	30k	3 - 2	1750k	22	2/1/0	60k	47k
Shiny Happy People	High Elf	2070k	20	1/0/0	50k	3 - 2	2130k	19	1/1/0	20k	89k
Lords of Al'Kir	Dark Elf	2170k	20	1/0/0	40k	3 - 2	2030k	23	2/1/0	0k	54k
Brigadiers	Chaos	2250k	17	1/0/0	10k	2 - 1	2360k	18	2/1/1	0k	69k
Angry Elfs	High Elf	2240k	28	2/1/0	40k	4 - 1	2200k	10	0/0/0	0k	68k
Shiny Happy People	High Elf	2350k	29	1/0/1	20k	5 - 2	2240k	24	0/4/0	40k	79k
Pawns of Destiny	Chaos	2430k	22	2/0/1	30k	2 - 2	2200k	15	1/0/1	50k	84k
Verdetes	Wood Elf	2430k	22	1/0/0	0k	3 - 3	2470k	27	1/1/1	0k	75k
Northern Brawlers	Norse	2480k	17	1/2/0	10k	2 - 2	2500k	16	2/2/0	10k	92k
Treeline trappers	Wood Elf	2530k	26	1/1/0	20k	4 - 3	1820k	24	1/0/1	60k	84k
Florida Gators	Human	2600k	23	0/0/0	50k	4 - 1	1920k	13	2/0/0	70k	95k
Via Canada	Orc	2700k	30	0/1/0	60k	5 - 2	2830k	21	3/1/0	0k	105k
Treeline trappers	Wood Elf	2700k	29	0/1/1	10k	4 - 2	2160k	18	0/1/0	40k	89k
Via Canada	Orc	2770k	35	0/0/0	20k	7 - 2	3410k	19	2/2/0	0k	82k
Burnville Godfathers	Orc	2690k	21	0/0/0	60k	3 - 3	3050k	26	3/2/0	30k	126k
Albion Assassinz	Dark Elf	2800k	26	0/1/0	0k	3 - 3	2020k	21	1/0/0	0k	56k
Sithspit	Dark Elf	2840k	21	0/1/0	0k	3 - 3	3110k	19	0/0/1	0k	93k
Har-Ganeth Storm	Dark Elf	2880k	35	1/0/0	40k	6 - 1	2480k	14	0/0/0	30k	102k
Dark pain	Dark Elf	3000k	14	1/0/0	50k	1 - 2	2510k	20	2/0/0	60k	121k
Har-Ganeth Storm	Dark Elf	3030k	31	1/0/0	50k	5 - 2	2950k	18	0/0/0	20k	122k
Juzam Jinns	Dark Elf	3020k	21	1/0/0	10k	4 - 2	3040k	19	1/1/0	0k	106k
Monty Python's Flying Circus	Wood Elf	3070k	14	1/1/0	0k	1 - 5	2710k	29	1/1/0	20k	94k
World's Scariest Stars	Undead	3090k	23	1/0/0	30k	3 - 2	2390k	15	2/2/1	70k	124k
Ferries	Elf	3160k	24	0/0/1	20k	4 - 2	2580k	26	2/2/1	30k	101k
Lethal Injection	Necromantic	3140k	18	0/0/1	0k	2 - 1	2290k	12	0/1/1	60k	101k
Band of Brothers	Human	3170k	15	0/0/0	20k	1 - 5	2520k	33	3/2/0	30k	90k
Knights of the Cross	Human	3160k	12	0/0/0	0k	1 - 2	2590k	25	3/3/2	20k	91k
Checkered Flag	Wood Elf	2850k	22	2/1/0	0k	2 - 3	2420k	23	0/1/0	70k	108k
Louts wi' Snouts	Orc	2890k	20	0/0/0	10k	3 - 2	3180k	13	1/0/0	0k	117k
Tornak's Iron Guard	Orc	2950k	17	1/1/0	10k	2 - 1	2160k	12	0/1/0	50k	81k
We like to dance	Wood Elf	2900k	39	1/1/2	30k	5 - 1	2810k	16	0/1/1	10k	104k
Protocol	Dark Elf	2950k	16	0/0/0	30k	1 - 5	2970k	27	1/0/0	50k	123k
Rotten Flesh Is Our Ecstasy	Skaven	2700k	30	2/0/0	10k	4 - 0	2110k	6	0/0/0	40k	119k
Wampy's	Wood Elf	2780k	25	1/0/0	0k	4 - 1	2450k	16	2/0/1	10k	94k
Girls Aloud	Dark Elf	2510k	1	0/0/0	0k	0 - 1	2460k	20	4/0/0	80k	117k