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[X] Goblin
| <html> <b>**NOTE: WE ARE GOBOS! WE FOUL!! IT'S ALL WE'RE GOOD AT!!**</b> <i> "This week we are combing the FUMBBL leagues for the diamonds in the rough, the unsung underdogs of the league. Today we are talking with the Darkmoor Marauders, a new team composed almost entirely of... goblins?! HOLD ON, this can't right can it? Goblins? The little squishy greeskins that get stuck between minotaur hooves? HAHAHAA..." </i> <b> A quick muffled "ummph" and some crunching noises ensue, followed by a troll belching...</b> <i> "Eez dis ting on?! FRIX RULEZEZ!! GEEHAHAHAHA!!!!!" "Nox! Gimme dat, its minezez!!" "Keeps ya grubby mitz off da micraphone ya fairyspank!" "I'sa finks yous are bothff ass-plundrin gully dwarfs." </i> <b> More sounds errupt, this time the clamour of small fighting things is heard...</b> <i> "Hi mum!" "Blix, if she's listening tell 'er fanks for last night!!" "Shuts up about me mum ya pig fek'r!" "Soes?" "Soes whats?" "Soes whats if I's plays wit dem piggies? Piggies eez pretty theys eez. Lufly piggies, all pinks and wuvable. I petz da piggies. I petz da piggies real good! They likes me tp petz'em wif me fing.... yes..... piggies... hehehheheheee. BURP." "Enyvayz, um... 'ello... and um... we rawk!! Comes seez us play! Pleez?" </i> <b> The Darkmoor Marauders aren't the smartest bunch, even for goblins. In fact, their sheer stupidity is what makes their team even marginally worthy of taking the field. Their complete lack of brains is only surpassed by their wicked bloodlust, an unfortunately dominate trait exagerrated by generations of inbreeding and copious ammounts of fungus beer. The team is headed up by the most intelligent of the lot (the IQ of whom roughly equates to a deranged chimpanzee), namely one Blix "Madeye" Squigphlem. "Madeye" has an impressive record off the pitch as being the ball in at least three all-ogre dodgeball tournaments. Will the marauders rise to the great heights within the FUMBBL ranked league? Quite simply- no. But they may in fact surprise us with their keenly honed tactics of total stupidity, and satisfy our cravings for that soft squishing sound as they are laid to waste on the pitch. Good on them!</b> <DIV align="left"><TABLE> <TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Amazon</TH> <TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Chaos</TH> <TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Chaos Dwarf</TH> <TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Dark Elf</TH> <TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Dwarf</TH> <TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Elf</TH> <TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Halfling</TH> <TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">High Elf</TH> <TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Human</TH> <TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Khemri</TH> <TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Goblin</TH> </TR> <TR> <TD>0/0/1</TD> <TD>1/0/0</TD> <TD>0/0/0</TD> <TD>0/0/2</TD> <TD>0/0/0</TD> <TD>1/1/2</TD> <TD>1/0/0</TD> <TD>1/0/0</TD> <TD>0/1/0</TD> <TD>0/1/0</TD> <TD>1/0/3</TD> </TABLE> <DIV align="left"><TABLE> <TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Lizardmen</TH> <TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Necromatic</TH> <TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Norse</TH> <TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Nurgle's Rotters</TH> <TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Ogre</TH> <TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Orc</TH> <TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Skaven</TH> <TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Undead</TH> <TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Vampire</TH> <TH BGCOLOR="#CCCCCC">Wood Elf</TH> </TR> <TR> <TD>0/1/0</TD> <TD>0/0/2</TD> <TD>0/1/1</TD> <TD>0/0/0</TD> <TD>0/1/0</TD> <TD>0/0/0</TD> <TD>0/0/2</TD> <TD>0/0/0</TD> <TD>0/2/1</TD> <TD>0/1/0</TD> </TR> </TABLE> </html> Note to self- "Self, never ever, ever, EVER hire Fungus the Loon again. Ever." |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Troll
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4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate Guard, Multiple Block, Piling On, Break Tackle |
n | 35 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 19 | 3 | 53/76 | 180k
(139)k |
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| 2 |
Troll
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4 | 5 | 1 | 8 | Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate Guard, Multiple Block, Piling On |
-av | 34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 2 | 34/51 | 160k
(135)k |
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| 3 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1/6 | 40k
(25)k |
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| 4 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(25)k |
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| 5 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 40k
(0)k |
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| 6 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Diving Tackle |
2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/16 | 60k
(50)k |
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| 7 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Dirty Player |
9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/16 | 70k
(80)k |
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| 8 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Side Step, Diving Tackle |
33 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 20/31 | 80k
(80)k |
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| 9 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Dirty Player, Diving Tackle |
n | 15 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 16/31 | 90k
(92)k |
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| 10 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(25)k |
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| 11 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Diving Tackle, +AG |
n | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 22/31 | 100k
(96)k |
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| 12 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/6 | 40k
(25)k |
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| 13 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Diving Tackle |
12 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10/16 | 60k
(50)k |
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| 14 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1/6 | 40k
(25)k |
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| 15 |
Goblin
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6 | 1 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Diving Tackle, Dirty Player |
-st | 24 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 28/31 | 90k
(80)k |
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| 14 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 35 (8/9/18) | | | TD Diff: | -31 (29 - 60) | | | Cas Diff: | -64 (38/29/15 - 72/49/25) |
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| Last Opponent: Fylke's Foodeaters | |||||||
| For | Against | ||||||||||
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| Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
 Da Gutta Trash | Skaven | 1000k | 14 | 2/2/1 | 50k | 0 - 5 | 1000k | 35 | 3/2/0 | 50k | 59k |
| Nemeton's Vikings | Norse | 1070k | 8 | 3/0/0 | 40k | 0 - 3 | 1000k | 25 | 3/1/0 | 60k | 66k |
| Plaguesburg Squealers II | Skaven | 1130k | 6 | 1/0/1 | 40k | 1 - 3 | 1000k | 20 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 67k |
| Suicide R Us | Wood Elf | 1120k | 16 | 2/0/1 | 40k | 2 - 2 | 1310k | 12 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 52k |
| Antlers | Norse | 1160k | 9 | 1/0/1 | 80k | 0 - 2 | 1360k | 22 | 3/2/0 | 40k | 73k |
| Dung Flingers | Halfling | 1210k | 14 | 2/1/1 | 80k | 1 - 1 | 1530k | 12 | 0/1/1 | 90k | 133k |
| Boese | Norse | 1230k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 1040k | 19 | 1/2/0 | 100k | 73k |
| Delicous | Amazon | 1260k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 0 - 1 | 1120k | 21 | 5/2/1 | 110k | 82k |
| Witch Hunters United | Human | 1240k | 18 | 1/1/0 | 80k | 3 - 0 | 1020k | 5 | 0/0/1 | 70k | 59k |
| Oddball Tacticians | Necromantic | 1330k | 8 | 0/0/1 | 70k | 1 - 1 | 1140k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 70k |
| Jyhad | Vampire | 1370k | 8 | 0/1/0 | 30k | 0 - 3 | 1640k | 24 | 3/2/1 | 50k | 71k |
| 210 Challenge Halflings | Halfling | 1320k | 2 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 0 - 2 | 1360k | 15 | 1/1/0 | 70k | 79k |
| Terror on elf street | Dark Elf | 1320k | 11 | 0/4/0 | 30k | 0 - 3 | 1320k | 21 | 1/1/1 | 40k | 70k |
| Forum Suckers | Vampire | 1290k | 14 | 2/2/0 | 70k | 1 - 1 | 1580k | 15 | 2/1/0 | 30k | 84k |
| Kourans Blade | Dark Elf | 1350k | 9 | 1/0/1 | 70k | 0 - 2 | 1380k | 21 | 3/2/0 | 60k | 73k |
| Slinging Baristas | Halfling | 1400k | 12 | 0/0/0 | 90k | 2 - 1 | 1720k | 10 | 0/1/1 | 50k | 109k |
| Ball Ignorers | Chaos | 1410k | 15 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 3 - 0 | 1300k | 13 | 2/2/0 | 30k | 63k |
| Yummy Bigbutts | Halfling | 1450k | 9 | 2/1/0 | 70k | 0 - 3 | 1630k | 19 | 1/0/1 | 70k | 55k |
| Brick Braker | Lizardmen | 1500k | 10 | 1/1/0 | 70k | 1 - 1 | 1670k | 18 | 4/0/2 | 60k | 68k |
| Boese | Norse | 1550k | 7 | 1/0/1 | 80k | 1 - 0 | 1600k | 11 | 2/0/1 | 50k | 66k |
| Bosses of Thunder | Ogre | 1490k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 80k | 1 - 1 | 1550k | 26 | 4/3/2 | 20k | 62k |
| G. Love and Special Sauce | Goblin | 1470k | 10 | 1/1/1 | 60k | 1 - 0 | 1540k | 9 | 0/2/0 | 70k | 65k |
| Jyhad | Vampire | 1510k | 10 | 0/0/1 | 60k | 1 - 1 | 1700k | 13 | 1/1/0 | 60k | 61k |
| Hardcore Hobgoblins | Chaos Dwarf | 1500k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 0 - 2 | 1630k | 25 | 2/2/3 | 40k | 48k |
| Toga Raiders | Halfling | 1410k | 10 | 0/3/0 | 40k | 1 - 0 | 1420k | 9 | 0/2/1 | 40k | 64k |
| Torbay Tiddlers | Goblin | 1440k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 1 - 1 | 1470k | 15 | 3/1/0 | 50k | 65k |
| Sneaky Plans | Goblin | 1480k | 14 | 3/2/0 | 90k | 0 - 3 | 1660k | 28 | 4/3/0 | 40k | 81k |
| Midgical Mastery Tour | Halfling | 1540k | 24 | 4/1/2 | 40k | 3 - 1 | 1860k | 11 | 0/1/0 | 10k | 49k |
| Allstars of Orion | Wood Elf | 1600k | 8 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 0 - 4 | 1900k | 46 | 5/3/4 | 50k | 92k |
| Mutations and Misfits | Chaos | 1630k | 9 | 0/2/1 | 50k | 0 - 0 | 1670k | 16 | 2/2/1 | 30k | 74k |
| Chef's Blood Salad! | Halfling | 1600k | 11 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 1520k | 25 | 6/2/1 | 40k | 85k |
 Forum Suckers | Vampire | 1580k | 15 | 1/2/1 | 70k | 1 - 5 | 1690k | 24 | 1/2/2 | 80k | 75k |
| Apaches | Orc | 1500k | 8 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 1 - 0 | 1770k | 11 | 3/0/0 | 30k | 47k |
| Count Von Counts | Vampire | 1540k | 5 | 0/2/0 | 30k | 0 - 2 | 1720k | 18 | 3/3/1 | 50k | 68k |
| Fylke's Foodeaters | Halfling | 1540k | 19 | 3/2/1 | 70k | 1 - 2 | 1290k | 20 | 3/1/0 | 90k | 69k |