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<DIV ALIGN="center"><i>Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy begger
Who could think you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume,
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say could stick it away,
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René DesCartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.</i>

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Dodge
  8 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 120k
(40)k
 
2
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Pro, Mighty Blow
  8 0 0 0 3 2 16/ 130k
(65)k
 
3
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
  8 0 3 0 1 0 11/ 100k
(70)k
 
4
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Dodge
  8 0 5 0 0 0 15/ 110k
(70)k
 
5
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, Pass
  8 3 6 0 1 1 28/ 120k
(85)k
 
6
Runner
6 3 4 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
+AG
  5 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 120k
(90)k
 
7
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Stand Firm
  8 0 0 0 5 2 20/ 120k
(75)k
 
8
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  8 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(20)k
 
9
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  8 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 90k
(50)k
 
10
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  8 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 70k
(20)k
 
11
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  8 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(20)k
 
12
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  8 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 90k
(50)k
 
16
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
  3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 120k
(120)k
 
13 players  
Coach: LurkingGrue Re-Rolls (80k): 3  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1620k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:8 (6/1/1) |TD Diff:12 (16 - 4) |Cas Diff:17 (12/6/4 - 3/0/2)
Last Opponent: K-Town Norses

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Harnic HandmaidensAmazon1000k173/0/040k2 - 01000k131/0/080k58k
CultHuman1080k203/0/050k3 - 0890k60/0/070k54k
Evergreene TerraceWood Elf1180k181/0/170k3 - 01180k60/0/080k64k
Bone collector ClubUndead1300k70/1/060k0 - 21450k130/0/180k63k
Lorien TornadosWood Elf1380k170/2/130k2 - 01490k81/0/020k53k
Lost CapitolsHuman1450k151/0/030k2 - 11590k131/0/160k56k
Leading MenHuman1500k172/2/040k1 - 11580k90/0/050k79k
K-Town NorsesNorse1580k242/1/240k3 - 01690k60/0/070k64k