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XXX Star Or My Little Ponies
Roster [X] Human

She has flowing hair, smooth skin, languid eyes, and she's completely naked. Are we discussing here a star of one of the approximately four hundred thousand single-, double-, and triple-X-rated films out there, or one of the approximately four hundred thousand different "My Little Ponies" they flooded toy stores with in the Eighties?

That's what we're here to find out. Below is a list of names. Each name belongs to either a porn star, or a My Little Pony. Your job is to try and tell the fornicator from the latter. Supine or equine? New Wave Hookers or new-agey hoofers? You make the call.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(95)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(95)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  2 1 0 0 1 0 3/6 90k
(95)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Tackle
  2 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 110k
(120)k
 
5
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
  2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(85)k
 
6
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
  2 4 0 0 0 0 4/6 70k
(85)k
 
7
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Sprint
  2 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 90k
(115)k
 
8
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(85)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
 
11 players  
Coach: Aziraphele Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1110k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:2 (1/0/1) |TD Diff:-2 (2 - 4) |Cas Diff:1 (2/1/0 - 2/0/0)
Last Opponent: Swampiopaths

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
CityWatchSkaven1000k170/1/060k2 - 11090k90/0/060k55k
SwampiopathsLizardmen1090k102/0/030k0 - 31200k162/0/060k50k