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Way back in history along the Nordic coast, that was the sound all the people feared the most. It would echo thru the night up and down the foggy fj-ord. It was Erikk and his bloodthirsty Horde! Erikk the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious Erikk the Awful, the Ruthless and Courageous Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social Graces You can run, but you cannot hide! YES! And as the oars of the sleek, fierce Viking ship cut thru the water like knives thru the fog-shrouded Nordic sea, transporting the wild, marauding band of Viking heathens stealthily towards their unsuspecting, slumbering victims, there he stood, on the foredeck, Erikk the Awful, the wildest, bloodthirstiest Viking of them all! (his Momma named him Erikk 'cause she couldn't spell AAAGGGGHHH!!) He had a hairy head, a hairy face, hairy chest, hairy legs, hairy boots and a hairy hat, shaped like a big bullet with horns comin' out the sides.....and once he started after ya he'd NEVER stop! He'd turn to his oarsmen in his 37 oared fj-ord and he'd say: "MORDEN BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!" which was Viking for "RAVAGE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER, MAIM AND PUT BIG HICKEYS ON ALL THE FAIR DAMSELS!" YES! And when the villagers heard that awful battle-cry, "YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO!" (that's the one), they would run for their lives, fleeing over hills and thru valleys to the river, whereupon they would walk mid-stream for 37 and 1/2 miles, climbing out on a low-lying branch, shinnying down a young sapling onto rocky ground and leaping from stone to stone until they arrived one week later at a secret cave 97 miles away, and as they sat down for the first time to catch their breath, outside they heard..."YA-HOOOO!!!! MORDEN BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!" OH! And this time they cut south to Paris, bought tickets on the Orient Express to Istanbul, hired a U-Haul to the Coast, jumped a Greek freighter across the Mediterranian Sea to MON-golia, hooked up with a camel caravan into the heart of the Gobi Desert, and as they paused at an oasis, to lift one handful of cool water to their parched lips, over their shoulder they heard..."YA-HOOOO!!!! MORDEN BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!" They fled to Calcutta..."YA-HOOOOOOOO! " They fled to the Himalayas..."YA-HOOOOOOOO! " Tokyo..."YA-HOOOOOOOO! " Toronto..."YA-HOOOOOOOO! " Toledo and Heyhailea, Georgia..."YA-HOOOOOOOO! " But it was no use! They finally succumbed to a savage plundering and pillaging followed by a big hickey party on the outskirts of what is now Washington, DC, where the decendants of Erikk can still be found today, working as Special Agents for the IRS! Erikk later amassed a small fortune posing for Molly Hatchet album covers, and did stuntwork for Arnold Schwartzenegger in Conan the Barbarian! He also won an Academy Award for his dual role as a train wreck and his tender portrayal of King Kong's daddy! Oh, you might remember the end of that one, there wasn't a dry eye in the house when he married the Empire State Building. And who could forget the evening he ate the entire Kingdom of the East, with no sugar? Erikk the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious Erikk the Awful, the Hungry and Voracious Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social Graces You can run but you cannot hide! "YA-HOOOOOOOO! "

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Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Hard Hittaz	Orc	1000k	12	1/0/0	50k	1 - 0	1120k	8	1/0/0	40k	33k
Slime Ballz	Goblin Cheaters	1070k	27	2/1/1	90k	4 - 0	1090k	5	0/0/0	40k	58k
Broad Horizonz	Amazon	1210k	21	3/2/2	80k	3 - 0	1000k	5	1/0/0	70k	50k
Chesapeak Cheeze Balls	Chaos Halfling	1340k	23	1/3/1	80k	2 - 0	1000k	5	0/0/0	80k	48k
Broad Horizonz	Amazon	1410k	11	0/1/0	40k	1 - 2	920k	19	2/0/1	100k	42k
Flamin Pufftaz	Albion Fae	1390k	19	3/2/0	70k	2 - 0	1180k	6	0/0/0	60k	53k
Pinky and Da Brain Fan club	Skaven	1500k	21	3/2/0	80k	2 - 0	1000k	7	1/0/0	40k	50k
Andy Caps	Human	1560k	8	0/0/0	40k	1 - 1	1000k	20	2/3/0	50k	59k
Leafy Loafers	High Elf	1610k	15	1/0/0	50k	2 - 1	1240k	10	1/0/0	60k	63k
Whomping Willows Revenge	Wood Elf	1700k	22	0/2/2	20k	3 - 0	1000k	7	0/0/1	80k	42k
Da Anti Raiders Traitors	Norse	1780k	22	5/0/0	60k	2 - 0	1020k	5	1/0/0	60k	55k
Prerogatives	Amazon	1820k	18	2/1/0	50k	2 - 1	1000k	10	1/0/0	70k	50k
Leafy Loafers	High Elf	1910k	25	3/2/1	20k	2 - 1	1290k	11	0/1/0	20k	50k
Pinky and Da Brain Fan club	Skaven	1930k	17	0/1/1	60k	3 - 0	1090k	6	0/0/0	50k	68k
Whomping Willow Whisps	Wood Elf	2030k	19	3/1/0	10k	3 - 0	1080k	5	0/0/0	60k	68k
Doom On You	Chaos Dwarf	2070k	13	0/0/0	40k	2 - 1	1720k	18	5/0/0	50k	43k