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Lord Addo Nex tapped his feet anxiously, "Where are these damn lizardmen, they should have been here hours ago". Standing outside the gates of his castle, he was eagerly awaiting the arrival of his new Lizardmen Bloodbowl team he had purchased from the neferious goblin tradesman Sweendle. Looking down at his Lizardmen Playbook and Training manuel he thought to himself 'this is going to be a good season of bashing and bloodshed'. Just then, a rumbling of hoofbeats was heard up the road. "Hoofbeats" he yelled, "What kind of reptiles ride horses" he said to his Advisor Crantz. As the caravan drew closer, he saw what looked like four beautiful white unicorns pulling a pink and purple draped carraige. "Call forth the Royal Guard Crantz, we may be in for some trouble." As the caravan pulled up, Lord Addo Nex could see it was full of 11 Female Elves, all garbed in pristine blood bowl gear. "What the..." he yelled. Once the caraavan stopped at his front gate, the elves poured out, gigglng and prancing, to line up in front of him. "What is the manner of this and who in the hell are you?" the Lord screamed. One of the 2 biggest females stepped forward, "Hail Coach, my name is Bloutes and this is the Elven Team Kranium." she said in a stern but melodic voice. "But...But...your not lizardmen, I mean look at the roster, how could such beautiful elven maidens (there was heard some giggling in the background) have names such as these?" he gasped. "I asure you coach" she said in that same melodic yet stern voice "we can kick ass and take names and we wont let you down" "Bah, fine" the lord said, "but be prepared for some tough training and even tougher playing. Now all of you hit the locker room and get ready for our first practice session" And with that the ladies pranced off to the locker room, giggling and screaming like a bunch of cheerleaders. Throwing his now useless playbook on the ground and watching these gorgeous elves run off he thought 'well we may lose all of our games, but the aftergame parties are gonna be interesting' "Advisor Crantz" the Lord yelled. "Yes sir" "Send our team of assassins to hunt down this goblin Sweendle who sold me this team, I want his head on a stake in our courtyard by sundown" And so began the rise of Kranium, a oddly named yet beautiful elven team.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Snake.Eyes	Dark Elf	1000k	13	0/0/0	90k	2 - 1	1000k	13	0/2/0	80k	57k
Hamilton Steel Hawks	Wood Elf	1110k	24	0/3/1	60k	2 - 2	1000k	14	1/0/0	60k	59k
Ministry of Defense	Human	1230k	17	0/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1190k	20	1/4/1	80k	72k
Lunar Lightning	Dark Elf	1280k	11	0/0/0	40k	0 - 4	1360k	23	2/0/0	90k	72k
Necro's Delirium	Necromantic	1320k	16	1/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1350k	10	0/0/1	60k	44k
Malus's Madness	Dark Elf	1420k	16	0/0/0	80k	2 - 3	1410k	18	0/0/0	40k	61k
Midgard Frost Dragons	Norse	1480k	11	0/0/1	40k	1 - 2	1670k	23	4/1/1	60k	71k
Blight Swamp Goonies	Goblin	1540k	23	0/1/0	60k	4 - 0	1240k	4	0/1/1	60k	61k
Blight Swamp Goonies	Goblin	1560k	18	1/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1270k	10	0/1/0	60k	60k
Snake.Eyes	Dark Elf	1660k	20	0/1/0	50k	2 - 1	1600k	10	0/0/0	30k	73k
NWL Black Fire Pass Blitzers	Dwarf	1750k	16	1/0/0	40k	2 - 1	1700k	19	2/2/1	60k	73k
Ministry of Defense	Human	1710k	22	0/1/0	30k	3 - 0	1700k	7	0/0/0	60k	66k
Nufflucked	Chaos Dwarf	1750k	8	0/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1870k	15	2/0/1	70k	75k
Icy Black Hand Of Death	Norse	1800k	17	2/0/0	30k	2 - 1	1880k	15	3/1/0	30k	70k