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A Kind of Spanish Inquisition
Roster [4] Ogre

In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodoxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film.
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This was the Spanish Inquisition...
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Man: Trouble at mill.
Woman: Oh no - what kind of trouble?
Man: One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treadle.
Woman: Pardon?
Man: One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treadle.
Woman: I don't understand what you're saying.
Man: [slightly irritatedly and with exaggeratedly clear accent] One of the cross beams has gone out askew on the treadle.
Woman: Well what on earth does that mean?
Man: *I* don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect A Kind of Spanish Inquisition.

[JARRING CHORD]

[The door flies open and Cardinal Ximinez of Spain enters, flanked by two junior cardinals. Cardinal Biggles has goggles pushed over his forehead. Cardinal Fang is just Cardinal Fang]

Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Cardinal Ximinez of Spain
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 120k
(117)k
  
2
Cardinal Biggles
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   2 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 120k
(117)k
  
3
Cardinal Fang
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(117)k
  
4
Surprise
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(117)k
  
5
Fear
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block
   2 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 150k
(127)k
  
11
Heresy by Thought
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(25)k
  
12
Heresy by Word
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
13
Heresy by Deed
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(25)k
  
14
Heresy by Action
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
15
The Heinous Sin of Heresy
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(21)k
  
16
The Works of the Ungodly
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Malgour Re-Rolls (140k): 1  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1040k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:2 (1/0/1) |TD Diff:-3 (2 - 5) |Cas Diff:1 (3/1/0 - 2/1/0)
Last Opponent: Da Clubba Boyz

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Heard-BreakersVampire1000k113/0/040k0 - 41000k252/1/080k42k
Da Clubba BoyzOrc1070k130/1/060k2 - 11000k80/0/060k64k