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"You're right, Billy. Those are the darndest looking goblins I done ever saw!" Frank leaned over the fence and squinted at the distant field to trying to get a better look. "They's not even the right color!?!"

The scrimmage proceeded with the 'goblins' fielding the ball against their not-so-willing human opponents. At the 1st opportunity, a swarm of the little gray ones surrounded a downed blitzer... a terrible shriek followed.

Billy's eyes widened, "Now that's just not right! The boot should go to the head."

One of the strange-looking trolls pancaked a lineman and the goblin's cage disintegrated as they rushed over to assist in another 'foul'. A most disturbing display of viciousness ensued.

"Hey Billy, let's get a move on it before they spot us. They looks to be running short of humans." Frank spoke as he backed away from the fence. The sound of a branch snapping caused the pair to whip around. "Uh, oh..."

Horriffic screams carried over the hills. The activity on the pitch paused momentarily as the grays stopped to cast their gaze towards the disturbance while letting out strange cackling laughter.







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Close Encounters
(Badly Hurts Inflicted)
(3) | (3) | (5)

Abductions
(Serious Injuries Inflicted)
(2) | (2) | (4) | (4) | (7)

Crop Circles
(RIPS - the pretty designs distract from the bodies buried beneath!)

Cattle Mutilations
(Bull Centaurs killed)

Anal Probes
(Fouls Committed)
(1) | (3) | (3) | (3) | (4) | (4) | (5) | (7)

Alien Autopsies
(Culprits killed in action)
(4) | (7)

Conspiracy Theories
(Concessions Forced)
(2)

Government Cover-Ups
(Teams Retired)
(2)



Mother Ship to Foul Experiment from Area 51, Project Mogul, and of course Project Mogul - 2nd Virginity.






FUMBBL SMACK Experienced XLIX participant.
FUMBBL Pacifist Clash IV participant.
FUMBBL SMACK Sched EXP XII semi-finalist.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
n 9 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 130k
(110+20)k
 
2
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
  9 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 130k
(110+20)k
 
3
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
  9 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
4
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
  8 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 70k
(40+30)k
 
5
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  9 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
6
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
7
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
  8 0 3 0 0 2 19/31 80k
(40+40)k
 
8
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  4 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
9
Goblin
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA
  8 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 70k
(40+30)k
 
11
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  8 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
13
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  8 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
14
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
15
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
14 players  
Coach: pizzamogul Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1260k (±190) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1260k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (4/2/3) |TD Diff:3 (11 - 8) |Cas Diff:-22 (7/6/2 - 23/8/6)
Last Opponent: Arc-En-Terre

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Esbirros de TutanmamonKhemri1000k80/0/070k1 - 11000k143/0/190k61k
I Solemnly Swear to Not DieElf1040k120/1/0170k1 - 01000k00/0/00k69k
SternennachtWood Elf1150k142/0/070k3 - 01000k71/1/050k67k
Hai Sumo The Shoulders ReturnDwarf1240k120/2/040k1 - 21080k192/1/150k60k
MicromanOgre1220k81/0/080k1 - 01150k193/3/180k68k
RioteersNorse1250k00/0/050k0 - 21270k175/2/030k57k
Regenerate IIIKhemri1250k101/0/050k1 - 11180k204/1/140k70k
Lobos Solitarios de UltratumbaNecromantic1240k192/2/190k2 - 01250k113/0/140k75k
Arc-En-TerreDwarf1300k121/1/150k1 - 21390k172/0/190k77k